// i keep forgetting that ska is one of my muses who has canonically killed someone. TWO people actually

// ska has been here for 4 months and i havent been able to do jackshit on him oh my god

// is it bad that i can imagine ska sounding like soul

// maybe ska should be friends with squibby

LIL BUDDY I DIDNT KNOW YOU WERE COOL LIKE THAT

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[NC] dont worry broskies im gonna rescue your ass because im 16 and a suicide mission is healthy for the mind

[NC] '' Imagine being held at gunpoint (bear with me) by a literate animal, and the only hope of rescue (BEAR WITH ME) tweeting a coded message. ''

// skas described alterna as ''feeling like home'' hes very nostalgic for the domes even if he knew they were an objectively worst place to live in he turned one of the portable labs into a second home

// im just saying. ska really likes alterna and he knows english and human history-

[NC?] IT FUCKING HAPPENED

// I KEEP FORGETTING THAT SKA HAS A BOYFRIEND. LIKE IN CANON LORE.

// hugh is the only guy in the squidbeak splatoon thats so fucking funny

// congrats on transing your gender ska

// jesus i was here so long ago that i dont even follow The Deities

// i could do smth so fucked to ska right now.

<---- hasnt actually picked out a team yet. Whoops.

I love my air fryer

// not a fortune teller just smart

'' Oh yup someone is going to try to get a hit on them after this .''

// fun fact. ska is my only agent who's white. atleast if i write tobias out of my lore like how i've been writting for now. hes supposed to be like. comically American.

// ska loves being in alterna. like a lot. In his words: '' It feels like home. ''

// Also oh yeah uh Ska DOES have like. A real home nowadays. Like a real apartment. it's like one of those really fucking small apartments in hong kong

// ska outside of roleplay lore has a boyfriend but this one ? totally clueless

Yeah yeah of course Maybe you can like. Kiss a rock and she can kiss the rock in the same spot. Or something. I don't know.

... I... will be in Alterna if you need me.

Oh my god I'M Going to Alterna to watch out for stuff

I meant in general you need to kiss her so bad

GOD you need to kiss her so bad .

[ Oh hey look the fire department is here! Thank god! ]

We are not letting Marina cook ever again.

Give them like. 30 seconds.

<---- WEIRDLY calm about this.

'' This sucks. ''

Yeah he's on it. Calling the fire department.

'' Oh my god are you for real- ''

// who let this thing into the secret millitary bruh

// this is off topic but Ska looks like his name would be jesse

[NC] Sounds like your loss man my canon non-rp does this all the time and it's great

" Hey Cap. "

eat it its good trust me

// considering how the ooze is described i could totally have ska have a venom situation

yes eat it eat the squid bacon

squid bacon

// this guy needs friends so bad does anybody want the silly little guy

// Great day for all 3 Ska fans

// TOO LAZY TO GET IT BUT THERES OLD *OLD* ART OF SKA WITH A SPLATLING IM INCORPORATING THAT INTO MY HEAD

[NC] i need him dead on the pavement

// i might cook with enzo honestly he deserves it