talking to my manager about my Q3 goals for when i return from leave knowing full well i’ll be quitting while i’m out

hit send on an email to a recruiter and yahoo sent it 67 times across 14 minutes 🧍🏾‍♀️

religiously drinking thai tea since coming back from thailand bc i’m #cultured

i shouldn’t bc required to work on rainy/stormy days. sitting here damn near falling asleep during meetings are you crazy?

chose a middle seat on an unfilled flight hoping no one would be weirdo enough to pick a seat next to me and guess tf what

funniest thing in the world being tsa pulling my suitcase bc there was a tall bottle (w/in limits), yet ignoring the bottle in my bag that was short but actually 4oz

overall lost an earring, an anklet, an expensive ass nightguard, and an expensive ass toothbrush to that forsaken city. never in my life have i left shit in a hotel room and i v vividly recall placing my dental stuff in my bag

gave in and bought the part bc my car was dead after not being driven for less than 4 days and guess what my car decided to do the morning of the appointment 🤠 should i kill myself?

idk who got the aux at this airport restaurant but they been playing nothing but 90s music which wasn’t special til angel in disguise came on

tipsy off plum wine fym

in la for two seconds and already lost an earring and broke an anklet. this city got a bad spirit #willnotbeback

lyft driver gagging over a $12 tip? la y’all don’t be tipping properly? what’s tea

checked-in for a flight that i haven’t begun packing for 🤪 guess you can say i ✨ don’t ✨ wanna ✨ go ✨

eating taco bell at any given moment without shame

duke crying throwing up and sliding down the wall in t-60

i’ve accepted that sc playing like some bullshit bc they don’t want another championship 🙂‍↕️ that will make everything hurt less when they get knocked out

these girls bout to make me throw up. bricking 3s, turning the ball over, missing fts i’m hyperventilating my heart bout to fail

at my big age wondering if i’m actually bi? whoa? i need everybody to RELAX

dj having an “island vibes” tag during the set but playing afrobeats 🤠

software update still ain’t take so apparently it’s a $950 receiver part needed when i’m conveniently past the 3yr part of the warranty 🤪 (even tho i’m under the 36k mi part bc “it’s whatever comes first”)

twice now the giuseppes i’ve wanted have been snatched outta my cart. this shit starting to feel real personal and i’m staring to get real pissed

watched ninja kamui bc my brother suggested it and this will be the *last* time i listen to anything any of you dbz/naruto-idolizing aniniggas got to say

ok the car dependency on computers is getting to be too much bc wym my car’s battery died outta nowhere bc it needed a fuckin software update?

a manager asked if i had availability today outside of the 30mins the end of my day, so i gave him another hour window he could use and this mfer sent a meeting request for the whole hour?? genuinely are y’all stupid? if i’m giving a window, that means pick a time in that window tf is wrong w y’all

i gotta wait to see when the vegas shows are bc this lady got the other dates around my surgery but #i deserve to be #on the stage

finally got my ps5 disc drive so i can restart rdr2 😭

crying to my boss about how i hate my job bc i am physically unable to control my tear ducts 🤠

mnba making no noise again this year. ain’t realize it was all star weekend and don’t even know where they at

for so many people to supposedly hate crumbl so bad, why the earliest i could pick up my cookies would’ve been an hour and a half after i put in my order? somebody lying.

never kill yourself 🫶🏾

my allergist who told me allergy meds losing their efficacy was a myth, was a LIAR. bc why am i sitting here w my ears itching, w my nose itching, sneezing like shit? oo he want his ass beat so bad

this is the face that’s being forced to work tell this face this life of forced work is fair

this woman sent an invite for an 11am meeting at 10:57am and i’m about to cuss. if i decide to join this call, she will be getting chewed tf out bc wtf is your problem

i woke up yet again w no desire to work and the impulse to quit both my jobs. sharks i am asking for one million dollars or someone to fund my lifestyle

whatever happened w jamie foxx’s sexual assault allegations? bc those kinda just… disappeared.

blackness won tonight ❤️ everyone rejoice

the big surprise was the friend we made along the way

had a colombian hotdog (i think) for the first time tonight and that shit buss shout out all my #colombians ✊🏾🇨🇴

i’m so happy for doechii omg

my body been edging a yawn the past 3mins i’m about to lose it

new insurance approved my titty removal 🥹 we’ve been scheduled!

🧘🏾‍♀️ i had an awakening. i will 9/10 be getting blowouts/silk presses for vacations now. the new girlies have lost their mind w braid/twist pricing, i can’t stand taking them down, i only like them when my roots have grown out a bit, and i never get them wet anyway 😭 this is 31 🙂‍↕️

y’all #nickgurrs better watch y’all ass

🗣️ bring back hair stylists that know hair

if i’m gonna permanently switch to apple music from spotify, i need them to add the “don’t play this artist” feature bc “suggest this artist less” don’t sound strict enough

blue cross approving my breast reduction when they knew damn well they wouldn’t have to cover it bc my company changed insurance providers

QUICK I NEED $2000* IT’S AN EMERGENCY** (*someone else’s money) (**there’s a vintage cavalli dress that needs me)

been listening to a six-year old make unnecessary noise for the past 10-15mins and i’m questioning whether i’ll ever be a the point of desiring motherhood