Why do male actors with plastic surgery end up looking like they’re made of foreskin?

The influx of Americans hunting for Mexican food in New Zealand is very concerning to me. There’s something not right with it but I can’t put it into words.

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice in Chains.

Mum and dad with all their grandkids in Aotearoa New Zealand. Merry Christmas! 👧👧👦👦👦🐶

All I want for Christmas is the death of the IDF

The Ministry of Health of New Zealand has decided not to renew the contract with FluTracking Australia going forward.

She’s running

2026 Woke 2.0

It’s the time of the year in Aotearoa when blueberries are the size of grapes, grapes are the size of strawberries, berries are the size of mandarins, and mandarins are the size of apples.

Today I’m thankful we don’t have Thanksgiving in most of the rest of the world. The most colonising of the holidays.

High fructose corn syrup is a main staple of USian food, you will find it in all kind of foods from the obvious tonic water, pickles, and crackers to the really unexpected corn syrup.

Huh The fact that the Herald has been sitting on this information is wild accessiblenews.xyz/article/www....

I think the people who say “ you can’t say anything anymore because of woke” would be the same who complained about not being able to shit on the street anymore

From now on, any article comparing Australia and New Zealand will be an indicator of a new National policy “promise”

“What do you mean the bucket stops with me? I’m not aware of any bucket, no one told me”

Trump and Mamdani like

A.I. is an abbreviation for Assisted Incompetence

Trump’s deep throat scandal is wilder than you would have thought

Ironic how farmers in Aotearoa New Zealand have rugged and calloused hands but the thinnest, sensitive, softest skin in the rest of their snowflake, whiny, simple lives.

Hold on… is National not fit to govern?

If you saw Thiel on the streets and roads of Aotearoa, would you confuse him with a possum?

Banamaga Republic

Within the Trump administration ICE will control the American military

Things are accelerating. Will 2026 be USA’s point of no return?

Can’t take my eyes away from this slow-motion aircraft-sized car crash 🇺🇸. It’s just so satisfying.

NZ First candidate selection process

“Death and taxes” but he already cheated one of them so don’t give me hope

Beleaguered Christopher Luxon

When people say there’s no white people culture but they have all stolen land

Men fall in love with their stripper, women fall in love with their psychotherapist.

A woman according to J.K. Moldwing

ROTFL, men

The J in Donald J Trump stands for Jaddafi.

A message from Luxon to his National voters

Nate Silver

All of this has been on my bingo card. Should I be worried?

What an embarrassment for Sir Mark Dunajtschik

Who the heck steals license plates?

My parents and some of my nephews and nieces are coming to New Zealand! Can’t wait for my families to meet!

“Be more careful next time, you don’t want to grow up to be a Prominent New Zealander, do you?”

Laws are different for you in this country if you’re a “Prominent New Zealander”™️

Yes Parasite is the best movie I’ve ever seen, but it’s far from my favourite

All flat-earthers have to do is a livestream from the edge of the earth

Unkovich found out she was one of the lizard people.

When I was younger I thought everyone was wrong and I was right. Now I know I’m wrong but everyone is too.

Americans thinking their current fascist regime is going to be a difficult three hour movie and not 10+ years of decay

Me with the Iran - Israel stuff

My new iron dome

I got the same feeling of Tel Aviv getting bombed as when I saw the Berlin Wall fall, and when I watched 9/11

Will dance on the grave of the American government