shopping for pants as a trans woman is some kind of special divine torture i swear "yes hello i would like something that looks good, wont fall apart in a week, is long enough that it doesn't cut off half way down my calf, isnt skin-tight in the crotch area, and isn't $200+" good luck lol

just saw a conversation wherein people did not understand that just using ) instead of :) is a blatant giveaway that someone online is russian i thought this was common knowledge but no i just played way too much eve online huh

yeah i dont think im gonna roll a better name than that

being a rhythm game addict who doesn't know a single bit of japanese is a problem in the most unexpected of ways: every algorithm-based social media site sees me looking at japanese content, assumes i know it, and suggests more to me

"why do you insist on using borderless windowed mode instead of full screen isnt full screen better" buddy i have played too much tf2 and l4d2 to trust alt-tabbing in full screen mode anymore i dont care if you say it works better now

every so often i come across takes along the lines of "trans women RESPOND WRONG to the BOYHOOD EMASCULATION RITUALS and thats why saying im male socialized is wrong" and like......... no girl i think you just got bullied a lot

a new strong bad email in 2025.............

FREE HALLOWEEN COSTUME IDEA: "2024 youtube". just walk around using a lav mic as though its a handheld mic for no reason

contrary to popular belief, guitar hero 3 is not a sequal to guitar hero 2. under the hood, guitar hero 3 is actually a sequel to tony hawk's proving ground

what the fuck do you mean "BLOODHORSE" isnt a melodic death metal band, but instead a magazine about horse breeding

its a good thing im awful at art because the only ideas i ever get for what i'd make are just the worst shit. one of those pinups where the girl's looking at the camera all flirty, with a bottle of beer in hand, except the bottle is actually one of those glass heinz ketchup bottles

never understood the fixation with natural health stuff. nah man i dont want the natural one, give me the shit cooked up by the smartest people alive that gets as close as possible to "doing exactly what it should and nothing else"

why are people so Like That about vocaloid, man. its functionally just an instrument. what do you mean "vocaloid fandom". theres so many different things you can do with it that all sound so wildly different that this is equivalent to saying "guitar fandom" or something. no one does that !!

what set off the elon/grimes "pronouns suck" "give me a dall" interaction anyway? like was that him rageposting 10 minutes after his daughter came out or what

if sex is so good why didnt they make a sex 2?? hmm??? wait hang on. yes ok im being told they DID in fact do that already

been using this lull in deadlock patches to learn to play geist. i just landed the most disgusting outplay of my entire life. i think i like this hero

what the fuck is a "laundry list" anyway. who makes a list of all their clothes. just do the laundry man you dont need a checklist for that

every so often some big name rhythm game guy gets caught playing on a cab at home that's online through questionably-legal means. every time there's a bunch of people go "wtf thats ILLEGAL and CHEATING!!" i think the problem here is that the business model sucks, not that someone circumvented it

yknow im always surprised maimai is as popular as it is. the game feels janky as hell to me, what with juggling both the touch screen and the buttons, along with the inconsistent timing on slides it probably gets better as you play it more but idk how people get through that wall to begin with

this one time while i was working in electronics retail i had someone come in and ask for an sd card for their "new 3DSIXL", spelled out i thought they were giving me the model number of a camera or something. but no. no they somehow mentally merged every single version of the DS into one name

holy FUCK they FINALLY announced sdvx7????? took them long enough its been over 5 years. they've released six versions of iidx since then. three DDRs. polaris chord was created then died. how did they forget about sdvx for THIS LONG

my bedroom is what was originally the attic of this house. there is some animal on the roof. you are so noisy whatever you are please go away this is my house not yours

[american news outlets trying to explain why you shouldnt care about something]: imagine a burger,

i've now seen like 5 different indie shooters that just slap a portrait of your character in the lower-left corner for no reason of all the ways neon white could have influenced people why did it have to be "20% of your screen is useless"

yknow as much as i might give discord shit for adding truly bizarre features instead of fixing things, i've gotta give them credit for making the pronoun setting work on a per-server basis

yeah i think thats how it works

fucked up to think chatgpt came out of the company that started with "what if we made a chess engine but for dota2"

second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard

please do not take this as a defense of AI voice acting. but. where, exactly, do we draw the line between that, and text-to-speech software? obviously-digital stuff like microsoft sam is fine, but something like what they do in arc raiders isnt? is the line that it's based on a real voice?

as much distaste as i might have for the word "goon" being used to describe jerkin off, it's infinitely better than "fap" so i guess i gotta give it a pass

watching some vlog about attending a big MTG event in atlanta. it suddenly cuts to a montage of shots from around the hotel and. oh. oh ive seen many pics of this place before. looks a lil weird without all the colorful animal people everywhere tho

dont think im ever gonna stop being annoyed at the "just go thrifting for clothes :)" suggestions all over online. the odds im going to find something in a woman's cut that fits my 6'3" self in a style i would want to wear in just some random store in town? not gonna happen

update: no i straight up do not have hands big enough for this shit, moving my hand over to the turntable entirely is the only real option

ok i havent played iidx in nearly a year now. wonder if thats been long enough to un-learn my awful habits and if i can play the game without causing tendonitis now

staring at a cork board with red string in hand, thinking intently, looking back and forth between the two papers labelled "new york trans women are Like That" and "new york just dumped their garbage in the street until less than a year ago"

the urban legend of the tf2 coconut jpg annoys me an unreasonable amount. that coconut is fine, you can delete it. no, the reality is about 10 times funner: the wooden cow cutout outside of the RED courtyard on 2fort and a blurry screenshot of halflife 2 is what's actually holding the game together

what

ghuivbdklfbnjkl my ban appeal was, and i swear this is a copy-paste: "i havent used this account in a year. i dont know what about that could be inauthentic. i think i got banned because of Woke." and now its unbanned less than a day later lmaoooooooooooooooo

my nsfw twitter account just got banned out of nowhere for "inauthentic behavior" (that is, bot accounts). i literally havent used the account in over a year. so like, what the fuck

learning a lot of geometry dash players legitimately believe they're playing a rhythm game *and* that it's the hardest game that exists. uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lol and also lmao

just ran into someone in deadlock with the username "leonthekingly(trans)". with a obv masc voice on voice chat. but not in the '8 months on T' way. but sticking (trans) in your username feels very babytrans-coded. but the first half of that username is clearly not transfem-coded. so what the fuck

yeah no that thumbnail basically sums it up perfectly

fucking finallyyyyyyyyy. the drop ive been grinding for the last 6 weeks straight. nearly 3x the drop rate, a 95% chance to have seen it before this. last piece i needed for the axe. now what

suddenly remembered that time in kindergarten i made my teacher really annoyed by refusing to accept that "capital numbers" arent a thing

every time im reminded about wacca im so sad it ended up launching late 2019. damn you really launched an arcade game about 3 months before arcades closed for 2 years straight huh the game's really good, and has by far the best soundtrack of any rhythm game, but. well. cant really sell like that

got kicked out of lazer tag for "too many melee attacks" :(

its so fucked up that PIU is simultaneously "probably the hardest video game ever made, period, in any genre" while also having "what if we made a chart that's just 5 people button mashing simultaneously"

find a deadlock build titled "man flattened by shield". what the hell does that mean. open the build. its just this

even if hrt hasnt really done much for me, its at least done *one* thing - made my ass big enough ive now destroyed three pairs of jeans in the last year alone by tearing the seam open