i periodically try to use instagram, then i get an ad literally every third post, and immediately close it again. how the fuck does anyone use that site, man.

played some SSX On Tour on stream and it's really fucking crazy that videogames broke off whatever path it was on to make eight boring Sekiro-likes in Unreal 5 per year, instead of continuing to make literally anything that resembled the games space that allowed SSX to exist

spent a bit just hopping around various streams of the game and literally never saw anything actually happen because the game is 3v3 on maps scaled for like, 10v10. genuinely baffling decision

ok can a Sports Enjoyer explain why the nfl would actually want to have their playoffs in the dead of winter? like idk i guess i just figured the risk of inclement weather would be a problem for something with that much money behind it, so surely there must be some reason for it, right?

oh, huh, that highguard game is out soon? idk i like shooters with weird twists on the genre, might as well check it ou-- ok nvm i aint playing this shit

"what radicalized you" nothing, man. i just listened on that day in kindergarten where they said you should treat other people the way you want them to treat you. personally i dont like to be in poverty or be told i shouldnt exist. so this was kinda just the logical conclusion tbh

"internal bleeding". well yeah man, i'd hope so. the blood is supposed to be inside your body. i dont see the problem here.

if the next rhythm heaven game doesn't have a remake of ringside and dj school then whats the fucking point

once again made the mistake of looking for queer events in town and getting annoyed at how 95% of them are bar/club stuff. might be the most "not for me" type thing i can think of

repeal the third amendment imo

sure, why not

the Gamers:tm: that fixate on getting some "ultralight" mouse, glass mousepads, etc never cease to amaze me. this shit doesn't make any difference at all. one of the best deadlock players atm uses an old trackball. spend that time and effort on the game itself and you'll do better for free lmao

found a music video with a PIU Prime 2 cab that's running ITGMania, with the pads swapped out, when the guy LITERALLY ALREADY HAS A DDR CAB BESIDE IT. BRO COME THE FUCK ON WHY DID YOU KILL YOUR PUMP CAB FOR NO REASON

im an adult now. that means i need to be less silly and childish. i must throw off my old habits. and instead, i must use Serious String.

a sickly italian who's desperate for a specific type of antidepressant. call that GABAghoul

we need to come up with a different pronoun for "multiple" and "unspecified". those cant both be "they". tired of implicitly degendering trans plural people

if i scroll down far enough on the recommended page on youtube it's started suggesting *only* videos i've already watched. this only started happening a few days ago. who the fuck would actually want it to do that

deadlock is PROBABLY getting a patch this week, after nearly 6 months. the community manager is online. the not-so-secret experimental build server is getting updates every 20 minutes. the official discord server is currently just spamming incomprehensible shitposting at an unprecedented rate

found an OSRS stream named "TheDivineLightGaming" where the guy is listening to liturgical music with this banner covering up the top 10% of the screen

BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do. ME: How are you supposed to do it? MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck. BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.

all the eulogies for scott adams mentioned that he became absurdly racist in his final years. and that's true. but also he killed his own stepson and no one talked about that. what the hell

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the three flavors of pokemon fucker are 'lopunny', 'vaporeon', and 'scoliopede'. only one of them is correct. i will not clarify which.

just remembered said arcade has *THE ONLY DANCE RUSH CAB IN ALL OF CANADA* and the general reaction is "oh ok. whatecer" things are dire out here. save me

BRO IT IS AN HOUR AND A HALF LATER PLEASE GOD PLAY ANOTHER SONG

mildly annoyed the local rhythm game scene is *very* into sega games. 4 chunithm cabs, full with a not-insignificant line, at 3pm on a weekday. 1 voltex cab, i got 3 sets in a row before someone else showed up

busker in the train station playing jingle bells on his flute. brother it is mid january find another song

im the enron ethics department employee of the month

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there are two groups of people who do the same thing - those who call it 'polyamory' and those who call it 'ethical non-monogamy'. the second group is not to be trusted.

calling super monkey ball a "marble madness-like"

a summary of the current state of deadlock matchmaking:

did we ever figure out what the hell elon means by "blaze your glory"

i dont understand any political analysis that uses "they want power" as an explanation. "power" isn't a thing you can measure, it's not tangible, it doesn't *do anything* on its own. to what ends? what's the point? what do they want to achieve? why arent you just saying that thing instead of "power"

its very funny how like, a year ago, "oh my god ANOTHER extraction shooter?? theres too many!! no one wants that!!" was everywhere in Gamer:tm: spaces (note: tarkov was literally the only one at the time) then arc raiders becomes one of the most successful games of the year

industrial music is by and for kinky freaks who are too horny to be alive. aggrotech is by and for kinky freaks who are too horny to be alive and are mad about it.

like on one hand some part of me actually wants to get back into WoW and apparently the game's quite good right now but on the other the next expansion releases in a few months, it's completely breaking the possibility to modify your UI, and the stock UI is absolutely unusable. so.

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"corporate vtubers" being a thing is so fuckin weird to me. like you dont see that with normal streamers. maybe theres some agency handling sponsorship deals or w/e but they try to go unnoticed, nothing like what hololive does. why do they exist

do i have to play the first 32 expeditions first

"look at the ults we have. do we just force mid here?" - me, 10 seconds before this

found a map of every historic battle that has a wikipedia article and i think you could make a whole phd thesis about this. you can practically see the us/canada border on it, with only a couple entries north of it. same with brazil. there are only two in australia. europe is almost entirely covered

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wait wtf?? konami fired zaquva?? nooooooo give me back the guy who just fired up a DAW and cranked out some absurd bullshit and put it into a rhythm game genuinely what the fuck was goign on with the first half of Speculation

rly have to wonder what's going through the discord CEO's mind at any given moment. "hmm. we make IRC and teamspeak stapled together. people only use it because they dont need to know a guy willing to pay $5 a month to host a server. i know: let's add bullshit that makes it harder to talk to people"

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blackout better be one of the first crossover songs from sdvx7. could make a real fun ddr and/or iidx chart from that

how does one break the habit of just lurking in every group chat/discord serevr/etc instead of actually talking to people yes i know the answer is Just Post but no

i know there's a rhythm game at gdq every time now but it still feels really out of place every time and i say that as a rhythm game dork but also they should do notitg again

you can instantly tell if a rhythm game sucks shit or not with one simple question: is the perspective warped such that the notes look like they get bigger as they approach? or do they just look like they're approaching? if the former, the game is basically guaranteed to suck