lmaoing at american airports getting shut down over TSA stuff just fucking get rid of it, man. the whole department. it didn't exist before 9/11, it wouldn't have stopped 9/11, and it hasn't actually stopped anything else in the 26 years since. getting on a plane should not require getting groped!!

why are Gamers so confidently bad at math omg deadlock has an item, Capacitor, that has a 20% chance to trigger per shot. when it triggers, it has a 0.25s cooldown. "you need 17 shots per second to use it at max efficiency :)" no!! shots during the cooldown are wasted!! it is not a 100% chance!!

being into both metal and jcore has completely ruined my music taste. friend shows me a song and "yeah this is good but what if it were more aggressive and also completely changed what it was doing every 4 bars for no reason"

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every time i see the "we just used AI for placeholders and missed it in the final pass :( sorry :(" excuse, i cant help but think of the dota2 alpha test ability icon placeholders make your placeholders like this. both because it's obviously a placeholder and also because it's hilarious

look im sorry but if you care about datacenters using water but also don't have a burning hatred for suburban lawns and golf courses i really don't know what to tell you

just remembered how bluesky's auto-nsfw-flag function can detect furry art, and when it does so, ratchets up the confidence threshold to comically high levels that is, it was almost certainly trained on so much furry porn that it thinks all furry art is porn

putting a tortilla on the photocopier

might fuck around and get really into laser tag at 31 years old

dacryphilia has gotta be the silliest formal name for a fetish. da cry philia. yeah man that sure is what it is

i think you could write an entire phd paper on why people believe "verse" is a synonym for "fight" due to an extreme misunderstanding of the word "versus"

how the FUCK does this mvp system work if the celeste got it instead of me

why on earth are 456 people watching Red

went to play ddr. had to stop after only 5 songs b/c i accidentally kept my weight on one foot whlie i tried to switch which panel it was on, didn't lift said foot up enough, snagged it on the center panel, and rolled my ankle with 4 notes left in a song. oops.

why dont more fantasy settings do the inherently cool as hell thing that are final fantasy's gunblades. melee weapon + gun combined in any variety. "its not realistic" brother what are rifle bayonets then. just do that with a shotgun and a battleaxe. see if i give a shit

seeing people talking about the latest TADC episode, the scene with the console. "oooo what do the dates mean after he ran ls -l ??" ok but can we talk about why the fuck he's trying to run gdb and chmod 000 in order to end a process. or how it's a linux shell on windows 95

learned one of the two original creators of guitar hero (or rather, ripped off guitarfreaks but w/e) is trans now. which like. honestly given the demographics of rhythm game fans in the west it would almost be more surprising if that *weren't* true

lost this game but honestly worth it just to make someone so tilted they go afk mid-fight

dlss5 reminds me of that pic of the Too HDR'd Burger

i have two deadlock accounts. my main, and one i use for learning new heroes/builds and playing with friends. somehow my main is asc2 and, as of a month ago, keeps getting placed in phantom 1 games that i lose consistently. meanwhile the alt is asc4, placed in e1 games that i win consistently. ???

i can tell when i'm applying for an american company instead of a canadian one because the application requires i give them a link to a linkedin account

wtf man

its weird how any discussion around trans people passing has someone talking about "eurocentric beauty standards". like. yeah. i'm white as fuck, with european ancestry, and i live in fucking canada. we still have the fucking british king as the head of state. what other beauty standards would i use

I'm using tilt controls!

2020s video games be like "Compiling shaders..."

who actually gives a shit about screen bezel size. who convinced tech companies that this matters and why on earth did you do that

hey wait. counterstrike is originally a mod. portal was originalyl a student project. team fortress was originally a mod. dota was originally a mod. left4dead was by turtle rock. is deadlock the first Actually Original valve game since half life

so would anyone play marvel rivals if it didnt have the marvel branding? or would everyone (correctly) just be laughing at Yet Another Bootleg Overwatch

ITS AS SHRIMPLE AS THAT (featuring @quakeroc.bsky.social as victor)

i swear to god, next time i see someone claim voice training "isnt that hard" or "it can be kind of fun" or anything along those lines: northernlion_hammers.mp4 but actually

honestly the solution to The Payment Processor Problem is cryptocurrencies and just using them for their actually intended purpose instead of what Reddit Dot cum tries to convince you they're for like ok the *real* solution is for mastercard to fuck off, but otherwise,

does anyone know if you put your balls in the condom too please this is urgent please

please do not correct my english with regards to any typos or grammatical errors i may make. i have no respect for this language

job listings be like "we're in the gartner magic quadrant :)" brother no one has any idea what that even means except CEOs with their head so far up their ass that whoever pulls it out is crowned king. this is not something you should be proudly proclaiming, if anything it's a negative

start up a deadlock match clearly have a 4-stack on my team all of them have voices that are, to put it bluntly, The Fagcent but just a lil too fem one playing ivy, another with the name "angelofwires" unprecedented amount of playing selflessly, checking if each other is ok when escaping ganks, etc

"i had a dream that-" no you didnt. you thought up a joke and cant figure out how to start the post. you did not dream that.

sorry did you say 'han dynasty' or 'handy nasty'

will cds ever become like records are today

watching randos hop on the ITG setup at vancoufur is hilarious what do you mean you failed at 14% into a DDR 2?? those have enough notes to fail that fast?? bro the guy on the other pad is in full fursuit and he cleared it !!!

i love fursona ref sheets that have a section thats like "DISLIKES: bullies, scammers, nazis" wow. really insightful there, man. tells me a lot about the character to... know they dont want to get scammed ??????

back home from day 1 of vancoufur. fuckin hour and a half long trip each way, ough. as if con activities arent exhausting enough, gotta tack that on each end. heres hoping im finally actually employed next year and can afford a room, lmao

Japanese Drum Game

is there any way to make PiU use quantized note colors at all? is there a reason people play with the whole "red up, yellow center, blue down" colors beyond that being the best option there is i have never played it but at least from a DDR enjoyer perspective, that seems like a big omission

i think whoever was behind the blog post for helldivers 2 claiming "its a totally normal practice to have 5 redundant copies of every asset in your game" should be banned from ever talking to the public again. you cant say something like that to Gamers. they're too stupid to have that information.

i miss when words meant things

see the problem with deadlock suddenly getting really popular is that im a fucking turbonerd about it so any conversations i want to have about it with friends make me sound insane

how did vancoufur go from "small-ish, 1000 attendee convention" in 2020 to "many people i follow, lots of whom dont live anywhere near here, some as far as australia, are planning on attending" in 2026 what happened

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