did it have to be like this

am i dead yet? / \ / \ yes no / \ cool fuck

soup is box shaped

i'm the forgot my meds guy and i have a headache

in tron, if u get pregnant inside the computer are u pregnant in real life ?

they should make a family of origin that doesn't make u sad and scared

crying at work type day haha

o to be a corpse preserved under peat moss

overnight oats is breakfast potion

i will now dissolve in hot liquid

ok who will crush my body into a fine snortable powder

if ur mad at me we don’t have to talk abt it. u can just put me in a box and shake it around until u feel better

imo what's really radicalizing these young, white, cis men is an uncontrollable urge to eat dirt. just a constant, gnawing hunger at all times. they long to feel it between their teeth. and, frankly, I think it would be better for everyone, if they just admitted it to themselves, and started chewing

one of the things that sucks abt not being close with ur family is coping w the fact that most of them will die not rlly knowing u and vice versa and u will feel like a fraud as u attempt to grieve for them

i wish i was fun and chill but man the overwhelming dread

freeze dried instant sable type 2

i will now dissolve in hot liquid

cooking a microwaveable noodle bowl in a way the manufacturer certainly never intended and possibly never even imagined

i'm on the camping trip of falling down and eating shit

going to a place more than once is so embarrassing . like everyone should only see me once

i would do insane things for him....

i just wanna hug every gay person i know is this so much to ask

the cosmic injustice that i was not born as a teacup pomeranian

family-friend kid doesn't know if i'm a boy or a girl . fuck yes

music taste is a thing u steal from a girl u date when ur 20

i hate murder-ur-gays and i'm not sorry

when the edible hits and parts work starts making sense

ass probe shops

bread is a kind of potion

imagine if u will a mother in law who buys u drinks at the karaoke bar

no more ads for this l*fe s*rge conference pls. not trying to be dramatic but i simply don't need my video essay experience disrupted by church camp trauma memories

guys don't b mad but i'm growing out my eyebrows

i wamt weed :c but i have not money xc pity meee

can't talk on a literal dark desert highway

i love u transgender park ranger

gen x white ladies love to come back from vacation sunburnt and say "look i got so tan !"

what can i say.. moms love me dads hate me

when nickelback rhymed tassels with assholes that was crazy

nothing is real i'm just watching my wife catch fish summertime babey

pelican moment c:

someone pls make tinder for lesbians seeking fishing buddies

gonna invent a bird feeder for girls

bikes eat

i'll just leave these here for the lesbians

videos recapping dramageddon 2 are a food group to me

can things get less fucked up for like 5 seconds maybe

i have this problem where if the cake boss is mentioned i have to talk abt the time his hand got impaled in the machinery of his in-home bowling alley

edible consumed. it's minestrone time

cook dinner or get stoned and lay on couch , cast your vote now!!