Immigrant criminals, worst of the worst: Can't catch ‘em 'till the crowd has dispersed. So ICE authorities Changed their priorities, They're shooting the citizens first.

Some national snowstorm advice: It’s dangerous out there, think twice. Some think everything white Is a beautiful sight But treacherous when it turns to ICE.

As ever, he will take no advice, Doesn't think about paying a price. Of the places on earth He sees Greenland's worth 'Cuz he's heard that it's covered in ICE.

Trump's thinking is out of the box, That's obvious whenever he talks. Right now, the box means Those files of Epstein's, While new tariffs cause tumbling stocks.

A billion will buy you a piece On the new, Trump lead, ‘Board of Peace’. With Trump in control, One planet’s the goal. Like NATO with Trump holding the lease.

Real estate tycoons like to buy land, And it sure is one honkin’ big island. If no one is dealing He’s not above stealing If he can say Greenland is ‘my land’.

A law signed by the President Set a deadline last month, came and went. But all that’s been seen Of the files of Epstein In the last month is just one percent.

Says he ‘ended eight wars’ and surprise! Machado gave him her Peace Prize. Some of those wars, no disputing, The sides are still shooting. Is war over if a combatant dies?

At the factory where Ford builds their truck A union man showed lots of pluck. The word "pedo"lingered, The president fingered, And wished the good fellow good luck.

Many schools, we hear in reports, Investigated for transgender sports. They might throw the book, Trump wants a good look At what the kids have in their shorts.

Remember George Floyd? Well, you should. Black Lives Matter is still understood. If you said “All Lives Matter” Did your world view shatter The day ICE murdered Renee Good?

While protesters are being shot, More show despite fear of getting caught. Through the government crackdown Demonstrations don't back down. That might be Iran. It might not.

How many licks does it take Mr. Owl ‘Ere the Tootsie-Pop throws in the towel? It’s one, two, three, crunch! And I have a hunch He’ll be appointed to replace Jerome Powell.

As the falsehoods continue to double We won't survive each in our own bubble. Arise from our slumbers, Show off our numbers And make some Renee Good trouble.

Guided only by his “own morality”, The Constitution is a mere formality. His morals include raping And we’re not escaping Until the tyrant confronts his mortatlity.

A citizen accosted by ICE Tried to escape, paid the ultimate price. The way ICE is recruiting No wonder there’s shooting. It’s a miracle it’s not yet happened twice.

Trump and his cronies (and bankers) In the business of hijacking tankers. The bone spur draft dodger Hoist the Jolly Roger, A Captain better suited for anchor.

Stephen Miller, an Imperialist so I’m told. Wants Greenland. Makes sense ‘cuz it’s cold. Venezuela’s turmoil Means we get their oil. Miller profited when his soul was sold.

Five years ago, on this very day, The Lame Duck that would not go away. Assembled forces, he call’d For a Capitol assault, Like Caracas, he’s assaulting today.

With New Year’s come more new outrages The MAGA base bloodlust assuages. It’s an end to a means Obfuscating Epstien’s Files, millions more pages.

Illegitimate leader, illegitimate regime: But kidnapping is rather extreme. Hijacking a President Sets a bad precedent. But apply that to Trump is a dream.

New Years Resolution is an onus, As 2026 is upon us. Day late, dollar short I am pleased to report It’s too late to resolve, that’s a bonus.

Farewell Project 2025. We have proven that we can survive. “Leftist Radical Scum”, Is where we come from, It gives us direction and drive.

Free from hunger and cold, free from danger They won’t open their doors to the stranger. “Your baby”, they scoff, “Put him in the feed trough “But for Christ’s sake, don’t call it a manger.”

After sinking boats, leaving crew dead, Now Commodore Donald has said Battleships we will build, Trump’s name we will gild. Should paint them with bullseyes instead.

CBS/Paramount is within its Right to set editorial limits, But reporting we depend On has been cheapened And is no longer worth 60 Minutes.

A Trump rally not to be missed: His filter just doesn't exist. He told the crowd that Melania's panties are flat But he got her knickers in a twist.

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The partial release: I admire those Reporters reading Epstein file’s dire prose Reading that tranche Makes a sane fellow blanche Drinking from the toxic firehose.

Since Jan '21 Trump is ridin' All of the blame on Joe Biden. All the files of Epstein That remain to be seen: Something Sleepy Joe must be hidin'.

America’s unwanted guest Writes his name on the walls like a pest. When he finally falls What remains on the walls Of his name will be mere palimpsest.

Trump’s speech was just great steaming piles. Vanity Fair interviewed Susan Wiles. Smoke and mirrors ‘round the POTUS So that we do not notice Today they release Epstein Files.

What was his prime-time speech for? You like bragging? Well, here’s a bit more. The coming age is golden But he didn’t embolden To talk of an upcoming war.

Vanity Fair seemed to loosen the lips Of Susan Wiles, says they’ll keep sinking ships ‘Till President Carbuncle Makes Maduro cry “Uncle!” And other White House power trips.

Trump’s hatchet man Hegseth in the Pentagon: Chains of Command have come and gone. The savings are there, They could make it a Square But the hawks will insist on a Hexagon.

The unemployment rate has been rising. For the White House, that’s bad advertising. But they need the win, Stand by for the spin: It’s Biden’s fault, that’s not surprising.

A bitter old man with no shame Says Trump Derangement Syndrome’s to blame For the violent end of life Of Rob Reiner and wife. Is there nothing that felon claim?

In summer, as everyone knows, Nature wears her fashionable clothes. Fashion says pants of white After Labor Day is not right. But everything’s white when it snows.

Indiana is due for some slander From he whom they refused to pander. In a red state, it’s evident That our failing President Is not worthy of gerrymander.

To convince himself more than tell us, He grades his work A+++++. When his political party Admits he’s no smarty They’ll throw their boss under the bus.

That tanker may be under embargo, The same may be said of its cargo. I’ve come up with a plan: Skip the middle-man, And pump it out at Mar-A-Lago.

Affordability: Trump says it's a hoax. It's one of those Democrat jokes. White House has ignored it Because they can afford it. It only affects poorer folks.

Narcoterrorists make his blood boil. Their nefarious plans he must foil. The dread scourge of fentanyl Has a vigilant sentinel. The solution is stealing their oil.

Legibility’s a DEI omen Says Rubio, ever the showman. State Dept.s new sheriff Says bring back the serif Of (fake news) Times New Roman

A World Cup Peace Prize, now that’s slick! And FIFA knew just who to pick. That sport of theirs calls For knowing when balls Need a well placed and powerful kick.

Dear leader, our nation's great talker, Likes football (American soccer). Before the world's eyes FIFA gave him a prize. He thinks it's real! What a shocker!

Will Washington wonders e’re cease: The Donald Trump Insitute for Peace. Just another outrage Meant to upstage The upcoming Epstein files release.

In Hollywood, everything’s sunny, And everything’s movies and money. And soon Warner Brothers Will belong to some others. We’ll pay Netflix to show us Bugs Bunny.

The oil industry gets a bump. Biden's emissions goals gone in the dump. Cars burning gas Blowing smoke out their ass. Excuse me, I should have said Rump.

Hit 'em once and hit 'em once more. Hegseth blaming that old "fog of war". Blaming the fog? Tail wagging the dog. It's a smokescreen, what it's for.