Thanks as always to @hopeful66.bsky.social for another awesome pack!! 🤟🏼❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

Thanks for all the new peeps to follow! :D

Now THERE'S a Venezuelan boat carrying what we're REALLY addicted to. Go get 'em, Donnie de la Petroleo!!

Enquiring Minds™ want to know...

Billionaire incel bro-dudes will fall all over themselves to advocate for boner-inducing authoritarian corporal punishment. But in what measurable way is this not calling for the very sharia law that they will in the same breath declare to be the barbaric creed of godless unwashed savages? #Dumbass

Woohoo!! Bring back leaded gasoline too!! Let's put that worm in RFKJ's brain outta work!! 🇺🇸👊🏼🔥

Filed under "These Are a Few of My Favorite Things": The Hans Gruber/Nakatomi Tower advent calendar is admittedly a little ambiguous, but in *my* implementation his gun always points to the day of the month as Hans plummets to his Merry Christmas doom. 🥰 #LetItSnowLetItSnowEtc

Yeeeeaaah, that's all really great. Can he just fuck all the way off now though? Like, for reals?

Trump really is basically cousin Eddie...draining his swamp onto all our front lawns. 🙄🙄🙄

And some are just too friggin good not to repost. *chef's kiss*

Now *here's* a recall that could both save and kill me.

Soooooo, how's our little mad king doing today??

Thanks so much Ed!! I love what you bring and contribute to this community. 😊

OMG!! A Lovable OLD Fart list?!? I feel seen!!! (And lovable!!) Thanks LOF!! 🥰

(Unless you're fingerspelling "BULLSHIT" to somebody way on the other side of the room...but totally vote, either way!!)

Starter packs of mighty fine people, made my might fine people, and shared by mighty fine people. Like and subscribe, and don't forget to ring that bell to... oh wait -- that's not a thing here, is it? 🫤

Best starter packs in town. :3

Dear Corporate America: Your workers ARE your market, you gigantic stupid idiots!! ~Thank you for your attention to this matter.

You know... it's probably about time to replace "E pluribus unum" with "How far we've fallen" on our money by now.

Lovely/wishful thinking. Economy LOVES itself a black market. If only one or a handful of states to decide to become tomorrow's "Corporatopia", corporations will "pay anything" to set up shop therein. Now I'm not saying that any of our state governments are corruptible or anything, buuuut... 🤷

Once his refractory period had sufficiently passed, Commander Pete was apparently able to formulate a response and breathlessly sputter the words "fake news" a few times before slipping into a little nappy-nap. Awwww, he gets so eepy after committing atrocities. 👶🍼🐤

I'm always looking for (and pleased to find) evidence that bigger is not always better. 😁

I just read that prices for select drugs under Medicare were being lowered by up to 44%. That's swell, but I was told that drug prices were going to be lowered by 300...400...1500 percent!! Now who would have fed me such a line of bullshit??

In other words: Simple healthcare for simpletons.

Because of course. "Unethical behavior" has always been a key performance requirement for employment within Haus Drumpf.

Okay...you had me at the neckgina. 😊

This Week in Snuff News... There are certain types of dudes who become sexually aroused and titillated by images of people being killed and executed. These dudes now run our country and their grubby hands have seized the means of producing their own pron. IT'S 👏🏼 ALL 👏🏼 ABOUT 👏🏼 THE 👏🏼 BONERS!!!

It's all a captivating car wreck. Will she run for president? Will she pundit or podcast?? My Enquiring Mind™ really wants to know what's going to become of her puffy boyfriend? Will the vestiges of his coat-tail cache still allow him to queer-eye the attire of foreign dignitaries?! 🍿🍷😎

Uhhhh... shouldn't that sign be pointing to the left??

All this and fewer still have given more and lost more for the cause of our freedom and democracy than Senator Kelly's wife, Gabby. Shame upon tragedy. It's long past time for this country to flush this festering turd of a wanna-be king.

Have any of these "genius billionaire tech bros" invented an AI yet that can tell us wtf Tom Homan is saying??

Yyyyyup. File this one under "It's Where We Are".

Well no duh!! Certainly not when Faux Newz is telling us not to buy slippers for grandma!!

Hmmmm... 🤔🤔🤔 He didn't look so controversial to me.

Always grateful to be included in a @hopeful66.bsky.social pack (especially the Wednesday Pride ones cuz they're the best, of course) 😉

ABC should seize the day step on this shit stain's turkey-waddled throat while he's down and twisting in the wind. This piggy is cooked and it's long past time to serve him up with a side of Brexpiprazole®. (I might even resubscribe to Disney+ if they do. But then again, nah.)

I've been searching for it all day, and this is the one. *chef's kiss* 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼

Who's harping about reposting?? I only repost the QUALITY shit. 😊❤️

Yeah, but Chuck DID say "f*ck" -- so, credit where credit is due.

Always delighted to be in a Hopeful pack -- the pride-ier the better!! 🤟🏼 Check out all their awesome packs!!

They forgot to reflect the ICE dude's unrestrained priapism. 🙄

Close but no dice. Able-bodied people can do a job IF the government does ITS job and fosters an economy that supports jobs and job growth. I know it's a sweet gig, Cankles baby, but we can't ALL be grifters like you!! 💅🏼

I just saw someone that I follow post a reply to one of their own posts that said "I am removing this post because it may not be accurate..." OMG thank you!!! This goes precisely to the heart of what separates "us" from "them"!! 🥰🥰🥰

Im not crying YOU are. 🥲

This! This! A million times THIS!! For shit sake, we working stiffs can only do TWO goddamn things: 1) get out in the streets and protest, and 2) get out in the booths and vote. We're doing our part and empower our reps to effing REP!! READ THE ROOM, CONGRESS, AND DO OUR WORK!! 👇 👇 👇 👇 👇 👇 👇 👇 👇 👇

Not the SNAP benefits we were looking for, but still... suh-NAP!!!!