I'm kinda the Lady Gaga of fanfiction in a way

When I was a very young kiddo I thought everyone with the same last name was related Michael Jackson and Alan Jackson were both huge in the 90s and I thought they were brothers, which explained Michael's eventual whiteness somehow

If two people were on the moon and one killed the other with a rock, would that be morally depraved?

'The Jian, also known as “the bird that shares wings”, only possesses one wing. Unless a male and female pair lean on each other and act as one, they’re incapable of flight. They’re imperfect, incomplete creatures. But, for some reason, their way of life, struck me as profoundly beautiful.'

Every girl's backstory in Clannad, somehow

Wait, you can just import your mons from Home into Pokemon Champions? Then like... why would you ever even bother with the gacha pulls unless it's your first Pokemon game? Sure it's free but it's also entirely focused on high level comp, not exactly the kinda game you pop the cherry with

Big ups to @dayuart.bsky.social for this gorgeous Vira piece!~ Man, I really need to get back into GBF soon.

Sure would be cool if you could actually *use* the Malenia Great Rune in ER By the time you get it, there's like... 2 bosses left in the game and it doesn't carry over into NG+ so it's kinda pointless lol

Liz Morey is a real one fr

In all my time hanging around fanfiction circles, nothing has ever baffled me quite as much as the disparity between these numbers right here Both were subpar shows with an insane amount of wasted potential and I rarely ran into peeps that weren't into both.

Mentally I've been here for about 10 years give or take

Perhaps my wisest use of money in all my years was to commission the talented @dayuart.bsky.social to draw my homegirl Nel from Fire Emblem Engage rapping the lyrics of a 2004 crunk jam

Daily reminder that the Afro Samurai Xbox 360 game came with a $1 off coupon for Church's Chicken in the instruction booklet

Toying with the idea of doing a Maddening run of 3H Crimson Flower to get some inspo for my Edelgard fic

Pour one out for the homie Camelworks. Spent so many hours watching this dude over the years since I got back into ES. Feels surreal.

I was talkin' to my doctor, down at the hospital Said, "Son it says here you're twenty-seven, but that's impossible" Cocaine "You look like you could be... forty-five"

Sure do wish peeps on AO3 would quit posting multifandom one-shot collections as a singular fic I'm not wading through 50 chapters of shit nobody cares about to *maybe* read one scene about a character I like It's cuz of these bozos that I have to pretty much always filter out crossovers

Thinking back on my high school days You know how Pimp C said the Texas prison system is 50 years behind the rest of the country? So is the education system This garbage state is the source of so many problems in my life lmao

Feels like just the right amount of fuck you when I slam that mute button the moment these braindead YouTube ads blare in my ear Just so you know it makes me wanna not buy your product ever

@dayuart.bsky.social The realest in the game

Taking massive damage for no reason

My final piece for Emblem of the Arcana, a Fire Emblem Engage-themed tarot deck! I drew Nel, the Emperor! #ramyeonguksu #FireEmblem #FireEmblemEngage

Bridal Nel from Fire Emblem Heroes. #FireEmblem #FireEmblemHeroes

1日遅れましたが昨日はサキュバスの日だったみたいで。 アメコミのカバーのお仕事で描かせてもらったモリガンとリリスです。 #サキュバスの日

Wicke #Pokemon

@qianniu.bsky.social An off season swallow so that's me

♪ Dinosaurs were not born in twenty one and twenty ♪

Forgot I had one of these