i found this note from over a year ago. what the fuck is wrong with me

real Steffo Fact™ i facetimed with Jeff Foxworthy and performed a rap about this Toys 'R' Us sign to him yes, i used the line, "here's your sign" no i'm not going to tell you the context of why this all happened

i remember some of the very first shows in Flint i performed were filled with blue collar dudes that wanted to kick my ass for having "fa66oty music" it was like that scene in blues brothers where they performed in the chicken wire cage

chat are we cooked at 375° for 16 min

did i look like drew gooden in high school? ah yeah i sure hope it does

J. R. R. Tallqueen

What did the recipient of the uterine transplant say to the donor? "Thank you for your cervix. 🫡🇺🇸

no reason. just sharing the shush guy from Encino Man

my 3D printer can do 4 colors simultaneously so i made earrings even the sprinkles are 3D

did anybody notice the spaceship driver's voice in the mario 2 movie was this guy?

they keep asking me if i'm back and i'm thinking no but look at my spidey painting

1980s/1990s class photos and a gar-fone. i just need to put a tiny TV on the kitchen table and the nostalgia bait shall be ready for the hook

there are no less than 7 easter eggs in this area of my game correctly identify all 7 and i'll give you a copy of the game for free when it's released #indiegamedev #gamedev #metroivania #retrogame #1990s #1980s #nostalgia #pixelart

me

i made this because i have intrusive thoughts that only leave if i pixelate them

getting back into the swing of things with my game 🤫

found 'em #pixelart #adventuretime

i'm a bitch i'm a yeller i'm a lady not a feller

play ghost trick or else

i hatē printers so much i'm not even having any issues with one rn. i just need them to know tell your printer i hāte them

i got a Nami football jersey for literally 3 buckos (seriously 3 doll hairs) on al:express. i got the 6X because i'm american and gay. it's the only shirt that made my i-cups look small @mistermoonlite.bsky.social look i got the thing

this is what happens when antidepressants actually work

gas station candy shaped 100% of my identity

this is Insane Clown Posse's latest ' Joker's Card ' tentpole album they used to get a local Detroit artist for their most recognizable albums. they clearly didn't use him this time. on the right is my design inspired by his work. i showed it to him and he really liked it. i felt so validated

upgradeeeeeee get on my phone case decorating level

i wear Crocs with no socks and jean shorts all-year round

i haven't played with a transformer since i was 5 but this thing is pretty. i wouldn't ever robit it but it's so so cute ✈️👾

austerity in a nutshell

i'm begging you guys stop making those 3D printed dragons

i got my adderal Rx back and i want to start making music again

my 6 year old AuDHD ass just tossed the penny in the hole and asked my mom for another one

my implant ultrasound only runs in 30fps. i need to overclock my nips

i miss these ♥️💛💜🧡

these are beautiful and have covered every popular Mario game

my çashãpp is cutesylvania i do 2d illustration, 3d printing, chiptune music, pixel art, fæt pics, console modding, rare toy selling, you name it. mcchickens are buy one get one for a dollar jussayin 💋

well well well how the tables have gotten really wobbily do you have any cardboard? ok well like a book you don't use? no, i don't have anything. i mean, yeah theoretically a frozen pizza in the box will work until it thaws out. if you have two pizzas you can just alternate while the

somebody made this 3D printed ipod case and i can't decide between making one and putting on a custom shell

i accidentally crossed my eyes for the first time also my everyday mode is a frankie cosplay

every time. every goddamn time. every dating app couple "looking for a third" all of the women are with some of the goobiest men and I'm so glad I'm not a cis straight woman because that's gotta be fucking stockholm syndrome or something i do not get it and i'm thankful i don't. ladies, do better

anybody want to play cros— sorry i dropped it anybody want to play crossfire?

no it's always been fucking hideous looking and probably smells like moth balls and slavery

This inspired me to mash up these clips with Coffin Flop, and, well

when do you think I'll be able to get a surgery for a third bøøb i give it 20 years #55378008

okay now what

i started watching one piece and Chimney is the only character i care about

perfection

This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.

i swiped right on a profile that i thought said "Mother 3" but as i was swiping i realized it said "Mother of 3" i hope those kids like earthbound

i find it funny that every person in the US uses the phrase "cheap Chinese [tech thing]", even though every single great tech item we have is also made in China. and if you see "Made In The USA" you know damn well it's THE WORST quality, but yeah, it's the Chinese stuff that's cheap.

this is the coolest power bank i've ever seen