Oops! All Guardians

@parisflyboy.bsky.social Oh my god, it’s Tom Paris! And no, I definitely did not confuse you for Nick Locarno at all, even if you two somehow look hauntingly identical.

You guys wanna know something SUPER embarrassing about Dirk? Other than his love for Tellarite slop jazz?

Ooo! We’re finally hunting down Murakami!

Ooo! You goin’ down now Mura!

Heyyy @goddessofempathy.bsky.social I was wondering if you could give Captain Murakami a psych eval. Cause he looks like he needs one.

|| Was watching Lower Decks again and this somehow perfectly summarized Freeman transferring Beckett to Starbase 80

Oh good… I’m on Murakami’s list.

Describe a Star Trek poorly but accurately Groundhog Day Enterprise-D edition

𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐛𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬… 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐬 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐛𝐞…𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮’𝐫𝐞 𝐚 𝐑𝐀𝐙𝐎𝐑

@tboims.bsky.social BOIMS!!! You’re not gonna believe what happened yesterday on the Cerritos!

“mariner is a mary sue” is an absolutely fucking batshit take

So…. We have to work with Captain Murakami from the Hood, and I am not looking forward to that. He practically looks down at us Cali class.

JENNIFER!!! I GOT YOU SOME CHOCOLATES FOR VALENTINE’S DAY!

@starfleetsfinest.bsky.social Oh hey! Another fellow Dominion War veteran!

Warren has a /really/ questionable mindset, he’s probably plotting a mutiny against the captain as we speak.

𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘧𝘭𝘦𝘦𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘱𝘶𝘻𝘻𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘺𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦, 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙛𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙬𝙖𝙧𝙨!