i just found out recently that Sasha is a BOY?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!

i didn’t realize i was going to unlock the hotel SO SOON 😭😭 i’m not even close to done with my island, i JUST got the KK Slider concert the other day! VISITORS? DONT LOOK! 😭😂

YA LIKE JAZZ?

not shocked that Schwartz is dating a 27 year old. dude can’t pull a woman his own age because he’s an immature, lazy loser. 🙄

i don’t even want to KNOW what y’all bitches is paying for gas rn because my ass just paid $50 to fill my volkswagen BEETLE 😭

how many jars of pickles in the fridge is too many

yesterday i took towels to a guest & he opened the door without clothes on, covering his lower half with the door. i have no idea if he was naked fully or not… but interesting that an hour ago he asked for more & i told him to come to the desk this time & he still hasn’t come to get them

one of my favorite things to do at work is squeeze into tight parking spots because someone parked like an asshole but i drive a beetle so i fucking fits 😈

if you talk to chat gpt “every day” and it’s your “best friend” you are a fucking loser and need fucking help actually

a white man commenting on a black man’s death will never be a joke by the way

it’s the biggest event of the year and these people act like they’ve never traveled before in their lives and are so fucking needy and annoying god damn 😭 i can’t wait for this weekend to be OVER

at: work should be: frolicking in a field of wildflowers

men being mean to their friends will never make sense to me like damn why can’t you just be supportive

i am SO TIRED of seeing Alex Murdaugh’s stupid fucking face everywhere i look! keep that man locked tf up and put his other son with him! 🙄

i started POSE finally and UGH I LOVEEEEE trans characters played by real trans people 😍😍😍😍

my dead best friend was born two years after me on mother’s day. i hope her mom had the best day today even though her daughter is gone.. her sons have better made it amazing for her. and i hope my friend had a fabulous birthday, wherever is may have been…

they are so sweet and i love them 🥹 my ootd is TOO CUTE actually and i finally got my leaf statue!!! 🥰

turning 30 today is craaaazzy actually 🧍🏻‍♀️

idk if i’ll make it because i’m party pooped but in 40 minutes will be my 30tb birthday and my friend out together the cutest party for me and i feel so loved 🥹

Sarah Paulson being young Ellis Grey i am LIVINGGGG

LMFAOOO I TOTALLY FORGOT I MADE THIS MY COVER PHOTO BAHAHAHAHAHA

king shit

my husband and i just bought a fucking house 🥹

ok diva

Kabuki is about to be my new Islander! i am so excited to have a second cat!! 😻

gm one of my coworkers fucking jammed up the paper shredder and just fucking left it like that

Mark being mad at Lexie for being honest and telling him she slept with Alex after he admitted to sleeping with Addison again is just absolutely crazy to me idc idc the double standard and hypocrisy is astounding.

idc i usually do this on tumblr but fuck it. dear erin, i talked about you today. out loud. oh god how i miss you. in 9 days i turn 30. and you’d be 28. the same age i lost you, when you were only 26. i miss you so much, but i’ll always love you more.

for the first time in years, i have no idea what i want to do for my birthday…

my new pfp is so dumb i am giggling 😭

Hannah and Marciano walking out of the reunion not even 5 minutes in…. sounds about riiiight UGH! if they are cast in season 4 i’ll be really not happy, get them off my screen for real

Hannah and Marciano thinking they were getting the big bonus is craaaazy lmfaoooo

Lisa being fed up with Hannah’s shit is so refreshing 🤩

finally trying to viral dumplings, i already love the dumplings from Trader Joe’s but i added kewpie mayo and chili crunch! will be back shortly with verdict.

some of my best friends got to see BTS over the weekend and i think it’s so rude that i have to wait like four months until it’s my turn 😭😭😭😭

Izzie being fired is my 13th reason

just had to explain to my husband what a netizen is 😭

Lisa and Ken celebrating 43 years together i’m not crying, you are!!

sold some land for the first time and went villager hunting and once again with only one nook miles ticket (not looking for anyone specific) I FOUND NAN 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 absolutely invited her to come to Mushberg 🥰

this is my favorite ootd by far!! 😍🧡💛

my new favorite thing is the “i shit my pants in the middle of aldi” audio idc idc lmfaoooo

it’s so fucking annoying when i tell guests they can’t check in early but then hit me with “no no but i have a reservation! :)” yeah! i know! rooms aren’t fucking ready yet! :D

Marciano picking a fight with Stassi is CRAAAAZY…

“she’s gonna love this 🙄 hi scheana!” Stassi i’m screaming 😭😭😭😭

Isabelle said Flick is here i have been looking ALL over my island i cannot find that damn red lizard

Sable is finally talking to me and it makes me want to cry

it’s a beautiful fucking day today irl and it’s POURING on my ac island 😡😭

now why the hell did i have a dream about Jared Padalecki and Jensen Ackles ice skating in an old high school ice rink? high schools don’t have ice rinks!? 😂

about to devour this sushi i ordered for delivery

i’m already so fed with up with the valley and i’m only on episode 1 (of the newest season, 3)