Last one to leave work and time for a monkey squat bate. #monkeysquat #bate #work

Happy Hump day at work. #humpday #work

Feeling dadbod vibes. #dadbod

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals!🎅🎄

I've been neglecting my Blue sky. Hope this makes up for it. I love to edge my dong and make it ooze that salty nectar. #precum #edging #bator #lockerroom

I'm breaking in my new Duvet set. I could use some help😋

Hope I'm not too late for Fat cock Friday. #fcf #fatcockfriday

What album was number 1 on your 16th birthday?

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Happy Hallo weeni everyone. Too pooped after work to go out for some festivities. A hot bath felt like a better idea.

Throwback thursday. Ole Hallows Eve is nigh. My favorite Halloween costume from many moons ago. Elvira Mistress of the dark. #elvira #elviramistrrssoftnedark

My second shirt I had printed. I just had to have it after having their music stuck in my head so many times.😂 #huntrix #kpopdemonhunters

I had this shirt printed today. I rediscovered this old cheesy horror movie from 1990. I'd forgotten how funny it was. A tale of sluts and bolts. #frankenhooker

It's Halloween season and It's time to put my Elvira blanket in its rightful place. #Elvira

It's Halloween season🎃 If you like cheesy comical horror movies, try this one. Even Bill Murray likes it. A cult classic. youtube.com/watch?v=RULR... #frankenhooker

An honest opinion. What do you think of my prescription safety glasses?

Hello Humpday and hello Jocktober 1rst. #jocktober #jock #humpday

Boner time in the Locker room. I need a coworker to take care of this.

I made it for fat cock Friday. I haven't posted for awhile due to getting over kidney stones. 😖 #fcf #fatcockfriday

Holy Fuck bro😲 I could use a good coating🥵💦💦💦

Probably the last kick at the can for the nude beach this year. Once again, summer passed too quickly.

In spite of the smoke drifting in from the Coquihalla. I went to the nude beach anyway. #nudebeach

Sometimes, I wonder if any of my coworkers are on BlueSky. Enjoy the show! #work #lockerroom

I'll bet the mirrors in this locker room haven't cast this kind of reflection😋

It's Titty Tuesday boys. For the past month, I've been pumping my nips and have been liking the results. #tittytuesday

Is Monday Monkey squat a thing? #monkeysquat

More Ink work done today. The compass has Titanic's heading too. #tattoo #Titanic

A combo. Free balling and fat cock Friday.😋 #fatcockfriday #fcf #freeballing

Carol Burnett Star Trek parody. A must watch😂

Sunday undies. On or off? #tightywhities

Not tighty whities, but one of my favorites. #briefs #ftl

Get out your Titty shirts boys. It's Titty Tuesday. #tittytuesday

Ugh! 5AM is too early to get up but something else is wide awake. #morningwood

I love my big bush. I'm disappointed though, that every guy I saw yesterday were all shaved bald.

Enjoying edging my hog at the beach while a freight train passes by. I'm just needing a bate buddy with me. #nudebeach #bator #ballstretcher #outdoors

At the nude beach yesterday checking out the wild flowers. (Swamp Aster) #nudebeach

Penis time in the maintenance room.

For many years, I wanted to put this picture on a T-shirt. Today was the day. Dudley Puppy from the cartoon T.U.F.F. Puppy.😁 #pup #Dudleypuppy #tuffpup #tshirt

Ok! I feel like getting drunk tonight. I found a bottle of Blue nine I forgot about. Who wants to join me?

I can't resist doing this with the jewel of my Titanic collection. Stewart crystal. A reproduction from the original company that made fine crystal for Titanic and her sisters. #titanic #strewartcrystal

Thanks for the bedtime boner guys.

Come and join me in this hot and sweaty garage for some shenanigans.

Hump day is here! #humpday

Whoo hoo! I got today off work. What better way to enjoy Fat cock Friday than having a good bate session. A bate buddy would have come in handy. #fcf #fatcockfri #bator

I forgot to post this from Comicon a few weeks back. it was a blast everyone loved my car decal. #Comicon #comiconkelowna #darthvader

A very hot day at work, my nuts are telling me. #humpday