ᅠ ᅠ 𝓦𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐌𝐘 𝗣𝗔𝗟𝗦𝗬 𝗪𝗔𝗟𝗦𝗬 「 * 𝗕𝗔𝗫𝗧𝗘𝗥 」 𝐑𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒 ──── 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝑾𝑶𝑹𝑳𝑫,

ᅠ ᅠ 𝓦𝐄 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐖𝐄'𝐃 𝗗𝗥𝗢𝗣 𝗕𝗬 𝐓𝐎 𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝑺𝑼𝑹𝑬 ...

ᅠ ᅠ 𝓟𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐓𝐈𝐂 𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐋𝐄 𝗙𝗢𝗢𝗟 .ᐟ 𝐃𝐎 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐙𝐄 𝑾𝑯𝑶 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝘿𝙀𝘼𝙇𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 .ᐣ.ᐟ 𝐈 𝐀𝐌 「 * 𝙂𝘼𝙉𝙊𝙉𝘿𝙊𝙍𝙁 」 .ᐟ

elysia 🩷 " oh, hi 😊🤚☀️ " 😭😭😭

can we get him

dude, i can't believe the writer hasn't retired him with how much shredhead beefs with her 💀

[ HE BURSTS OUT INTO LAUGHTER 💀 ]

hey, there's ONE villain left, dudes ..... 👺

MISSION SUCCESSFUL DUDES I CAN SEE HIM TURNING PURPLE

@dimensionx.bsky.social hi patrick

wait dudes what would we call catharina if we were mad at her .......... 😦

he is, but only as great of one as a lil' turtle can be .ᐟ ... at least, that's how he'd word it .

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝙃𝘼 .ᐟ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐋𝐃'𝐒 𝐁𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐄𝐒𝐓 「 * 𝗦𝗨𝗡𝗗𝗔𝗘 」 ,

“ hey, bunny dudette .ᐟ wait for me .ᐟ.ᐟ ” he runs after her, trying to keep up . 😭

⚡KRACKO Mikey

uh, yeah . i know that ─ i mean, i've saved earth from urgent crazy wacko schemes all the time . but i also usually have my bros with me ... if donatello were here, he'd be able to track it and lead us there .ᐟ i'm the partygoin' dude, not the directions dude, leader dude, or science dude . ( + )

he looked SO terrified there for a moment . 💀 . “ uhhh, well, i can definitely tell you we're on the right asteroid . but, um, i don't EXAAACTLY know where we are ... i'm not the best with directions, dudette . but maybe somethin'll give it away .ᐟ it's near a bunch of mountains and a volcano . ”

that was REAL cool, but like ... TOTALLY unexpected . like, warn me about the WAYYY high speeds next time, compadre . [ he sighs, standing up and dusting off his plastron . ]

AAAHHHH ─ [ he falls face flat on the ground . 😭 the only person ... not really, nearby, seeing as they ended up in one of dimension x's hot and miserable ' wasteland ' areas, was a whole ass other turtle ( SLASH 👺 ) . he side eyes michelangelo judgmentally, before shrugging and trying ( + )

elysia 🩷 HELPPPP 😭😭

[ he's SCREAMING . loudly . 💀 most of the portals he and his brothers go through take them RIGHT where they need to be immediately after entering ── this is just ' mondo wild, man ' . ... in his words . 😭 ]

why not, dudette ── 💧 [ he looks at the portal, then at her, then back at the portal ... and slooowly steps into it, as if he was unsure . ]

elysia 🩷 people should play blitz with me . trust

elysia 🩷 " woah brooo i wonder where this last guy is " the evil and intimidating warthog seeking revenge :

elysia 🩷 JUST HAD ANOTHER HILARIOUS BLITZ MOMENT . I'M GIGGLING SO HAR D

elysia ❤️ they should make a prox chat version of blitz . imagine how funny it'd be

elysia 🩷 THIS MOMENT JUST FUCKING SENT ME HELPPPPJJJJ I'M GIGGLING 💀💀💀💀

... woah . your hand knows dimension x's coordinates .ᐣ donatello would have a FIELD DAY askin' you about your powers ── [ that's ... not it, but okay, mikey . you were close . 💀 ]

elysia 🩷 I'M STILL LAUGHING AT THIS . my greatest form of art yet

[ he stops in front of her, bent over and breathing heavily . 😭 . mikey raises a finger . ] just a sec, gotta ── phew, catch my breath ... 💧 [ it's a few moments before he finally stands back up straight . ] ... so, like, uh . the complication is that they WENT this way, but they went ( + )

oh . okay . 😔 [ he throws them in his mouth and tries to run after her . ] hey, slowly down, dudette .ᐟ 💧

oh, uh, thanks .ᐟ [ he looks at them closely . ] um, how do i use 'em .ᐣ do they, like, activate with marinara sauce ─ because that'd be TOTALLY bodacious . [ he pointed towards another alley, across the road . ] that way . the technodrome isn't REAL easy to get to right now, though ... 💧 ( + )

huh .ᐣ [ he blinks . ] uh, bebop and rocksteady took 'em . probably to the technodrome ... are they your little dudes .ᐣ they were like, kind of star shaped ... in a way . with lil' bunny ears, like yours . [ he scratches the back of his neck . ] i tried to help 'em, but ( + )

[ a bruised and VERY roughed up turtle comes out of the alley nearby ── he looks a bit disappointed . ] man, what a bummer ... i can't believe those two got away with those couple of lil' guys ... 💧

elysia 🩷 I'M STILL LAUGHING AT THIS . my greatest form of art yet

elysia 🩷 fact checked, i was able to bIow up a chicken with no witnesses ( / silly ) ✅️

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝓦𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐄𝐍𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐇 𝗕𝗘𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗦 ,

elysia 🩷 WAIT DOES DELULU RLLY ALLOW FOR ANYONE TO DO CUSTOM MATCHMAKING ..... not just content creators ....

elysia 🩷 I'M FREEZINGHHGGH

[ happily bIowing a bubble with gum ... ✨️ ]