Dang if you take Greek yogurt and mix it with some tea/coffee concentrate you can just stick it in the freezer and stir well every 30 minutes or so and have a nice cold snack in. A while idk I didn't count lol. It has a lot of ice crystals in it so good for cronch too I had strawberry matcha :3

" ナースビー " + WIP + SpeedPaint below in comments ↓ (日本語) I think it's obvious who my favorite character is. #Bumblebee #TFA #Blurr #BlurrBee

I just got an ad that had very fast flashing followed by one for migraine treatment

I am willing to risk these puff pastry shells that are. a few years old mostly bc I want to eat several little cauldrons of tikka masala

In supreme tummy ache town and praying it's not my appendix (but I do think it's just a tummy ache bc coffee-stout popsicle and eggs with hotsauce is perhaps a bad dinner idea)

after impulsively getting a chocolate malt a few days ago I realized I can just. buy malted milk powder if I want. it doesn't behave in coconut milk unfortunately but I'm optimistic about putting it in yogurt I think next shopping trip I'll pick up a box mix for sugar cookies, or maybe brownies..

The betrayal of hearing a stoic cat cry out for reasons unknown but when you show up all worried he's just humping a shirt #noballs #loveofthegame

Nastie Balsak Canada, Census, 1901

croix du nord won the spring tenno sho!!!! wonder if he will finish out the spring triple crown

Popsicles are better with alcohol and I'm actually mad I haven't tried this before. The alcohol content results in a delightfully soft yet crunchy texture I made them roughly 50/50 of dirt cheap mulled apple flavored wine and unsweetened applesauce which could be affecting it too

ngl number one fantasy since obtaining Huge Vibrator Wand has been characters using ones Made By their lover and getting off on it. well they already would be but yk what I mean. does smth to me fr

#TransformersAnimated Hide and Seek Who's Hiding and Who's Seeking? #shockwave #blurr #tfa

staged assassination attempt at a high security event? whatever lol I'm crisping the skin on some slow cooked chicken leg quarters and I made a spicy lemon ginger aioli type thing to slap on it. what are we all eating/snacking tonight of all totally normal nights

"use within 7 days of opening" label on 17 oz of pressed coconut water is wild. I'm not even sure that ambrosia lasted 7 minutes I feel so much better now (was nauseous/acidic/headachey)

a true pervert starts getting ideas when they see a matching set of knee pads, apron, and kneeling pad (intended for gardening but c'mon) ngl initially I was interested in the apron bc I thought it was for cooking but idk if there's. a meaningful difference. also would probably be too warm

I think. I have accepted that I lowk post housewife memes. But instead of having sex I am just unemployed (when I make lentils/pumpkin puree/bone in chicken/broccoli or brussel sprouts/spinach concoction tomorrow it's gonna fuck. I've made basically that in a pot as stew but I'm trying in the oven)

Narita Top Road just totally NTR'd poor dasca and mcqueen at the kikuka sho 3 times in a row, eating all my clocks... RIP dasca. mcqueen you could've tried harder as my rival :/ I didn't wanna buy a recovery skill bc my hints weren't good yet :(

On the one hand, I'm glad this Scream gay porn parody I found is at least by someone who has seen the movie. On the other hand. It's directly reusing the exact lines, so I'm distracted from impending anal sex by reminiscing about the movies delivery and acting. Ehh I'll skim through

just realized I had an intense dream about buying yeast at the grocery store and do not in fact have any yeast :/

What is it with the British and their insistence on intentionally mispronouncing foreign words they know damn well how to say (this is about paella. if you like eating it so much why not say it properly, streamer. saying pa ellah is unforgivable)

The owner looking very concerned while working on his laptop in the corner makes me a bit worried for the future of this restaurant, but the beautiful brunette waitress with the bubbly personality is too distracting for me to care Also the yogurt pops are okay but may need to play with ratios

tomorrow me better thank tonight me. popsicle molds were on sale at the grocery store the other week and I've frozen juice cubes so why not. also mixed greek yogurt into half of them bc yolo I think this works Ooh, I wonder if I could do a coffee pop somehow...

strangest things happen when you happen to get high. Heard the good sir crying monstrously near the back patio door, and I thought he was mad at his reflection in the glass But it moved independently. There was another cat that looked just like him out there. He hasn't got out lately, so he's him

#valveplug #D16 말랑말랑

Huh I got a free mini vibrator with a few heads included with my expensive wand. It doesn't look very fun (hard plastic) but I may as well rustle up a AA battery and find out sometime (it came with multiple heads so one oughta be ok)

bad dream. I was at a wedding (bride and groom unknown) with my immediate family and there was a straight woman there who infamously directed a horrendous film about gay men without consulting anyone and I strangled her while questioning which was counterintuitive. No one cared bc she wore white

I got this stupid cute nasa long sleeve cotton tshirt new with tags for 5 bucks at a thrift store and I look up the brand and all their long sleeves cost 80 dollars. god damn. also they apparently do not produce this design anymore welp that explains why it's actually nice cotton

why exactly 251. I've gotten this before and not noticed I guess I'll check the other varieties when I go shopping next

cleaned up that scavprowl sketch a bit 😌 #valveplug #constructiprowl

I think if you want to see women and/or F/F more in fandom spaces, then you have to be okay with ppl talking about female characters the way they talk about male characters. which in some cases involves hypersexual language or imagining violence against them

i need to start dodging stationary objects I ran my arm into the outward corner of a wall pretty hard and now I've got a 3-4 inch vertical bruise that's starting to hurt Better than the time i accidentally punched a corner and turned my finger into one long bruise ig I just get frantic and pace

recentlyish got turned onto chia seeds and man idk how they get away with charging like 4$ per chia seed drink when the same price will get you 12 oz of dried seeds which is basically a million and you can put it in whatever you want instead of the Juice Flavored Drinks it's usually sold in

dreamt that I was at a resort hosting an anime convention and I found a cheap bit awesome pair of ai & yusaku prize figures but after I picked up ai some bitch grabbed yusaku :/ and then the killer showed up

just bit the bullet on a pricey wand that's supposed to last years since I had a gift card to use for like 1/3 the price this will fix me (going a little bonkers from no vibrator. going from 1 to none is brutal)

made overripe plantain and butterscotch chips sugar cookie bar no pics bc ugly and it stubbornly stays goopy but. very sweet and delicious. I think I gave myself a headache from sugar :( I need to go grocery shopping soon, maybe I'll mix the leftovers into yogurt as a sweetener

pitch for a baseball movie people will actually watch: stripping to finance the team. they all have dumptrucks it's only right

how pinball has been going today

Mooooo~~🐂🐄 #megop

if xavier von xmen is the ball save mechanic in xmen pinball do not also make him facepalming the mission fail screen. like c'mon man are you truly beholden to the laws of what is considered a legal ball save. YOU try playing this fuckass pinball

I think my delivery driver is chilling in the parking lot letting my pizza cool bc I didn't pretip? man I never got delivery while it was a decent experience and now it's all enshittified

get a bitch (gender neutral) who can survive the first set of railings in GY!BE not me. I am not that bitch. I am the bitch who wilded out on 1950s Batman and Robin TV show pinball and was less good at Elvira pinball bc her boobs are a black hole. couldn't keep my eye on the ball

happy birthday to me, another kissy face passes 0330

Last week, the stout I like was on sale, and this week, Irish cream was on sale Now I have the only parts of an Irish car bomb I actually like (sorry whiskey people)

mullet jumpscared myself in the bathroom mirror. guess it's about time to be caressed by a beautiful MILF hairdresser again

went out for Brazilian and ate noahs ark, waiting on banoffee pie (on the house bc it's my birthday :3)

疑似毒苹果

cat owners. if you have administered gabapentin by cracking that bad boy open and mixing it into liquid cat treat such as churu. or I guess anything else. stinky. has your cat rejected it while also being interested in the unaltered product? bc they said it was odorless but now I'm thinking no

something is wrong with the little gentleman he has no external injuries but doesn't put weight on his back left leg he probably dislocated or sprained something while doing late night parkour taking him to the vet this afternoon (the only appointment left for today was 1:30)

😶‍🌫️ #maccadam #transformers #knockout #sunstreaker #tfp

RIP VIBRATOR only the good die young. I'm hesitant to replace it bc. money but. Perhaps.