they're arguing about the political posts i make when drunk and post because i want to make fun of americans lol

x users after a long, hard day of scrolling to find out which 3 new words they'll use in every sentence and what they need to be angry about for the next week (they will forget everything in a week)

artists on twitter be like well i have to pay for premium so that my 10k bot followers can see my art but they don't and i hate this platform but please don't criticize me funding hate thanks

i often see americans say they're in a dictatorship, which is kind of funny because they en masse voted for what they got through a system called democracy, whatever that means can't be important i guess

sorry for not posting if i scroll the timeline the app crashes, in other news claude has gotten extremely good lately

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developers after a hard days work sexting claude instead of fixing their app which crashes if i look at it too hard

while i think it's unintentional, the 1 save on this post is probably the most evil intoxicating response this could have had @^@

hey. you love my posts. help someone else fall in love with them too <3 i'll never ask for money so instead i ask that whenever a post of mine really scratches an itch for you, repost it. there's no shame in it, everyone already knows you're a freak. deep parasocial flattery, repost me. a lot :)

prey on my chronic jealousy

if you want to know my triggers you can just ask, they're safe enough and i've had most of them so long that i'm okay being your entertainment against my will

i crave to be forced into a toxic friendship that i'm forced to masturbate thinking about whenever i try and leave

every insecurity i have is free for your use by the way

Private time

hey, next time you take your hormones and go into that blissful dumbfuck heat? think about me :) that is all

being spoken down to used to make me annoyed but now i start treating people who do it as a higher being

taught them an unforgettable lesson

cute facts about me!! i love nature! i am great at video games! i am absolutely terrified of everything to the point everything i do, from going outside to talking with people, exhausts me because i run 100 different awful scenarios through my head at every step. my favorite color is green!

staring into a spiral? stroking your cock? drooling? loser? are you a loser? does it feel good? does it feel so fucking good? yeahh? to be a loser? yeahhh? staring and letting your brain drip out of your cock? happy? feel good? yayyy!!!

there's a bulge in YOUR pants, and you're judging me? maybe you're just a cute little armpit slut in denial? why deny yourself pleasure? keep picturing them, nerd. next time you touch yourself i'll know what you're thinking about <3

huff armpits. no, keep your eyes here. thank you. stop getting embarrassed by things you want. armpits smell good. you want to sniff them. you're doing so well <3. you want to stuff your face into sweaty armpits. it's okay. you need to lick them. you need to worship them. you need armpits.

my feet are hypnotic. how can you deny it if you've never tried? all you have to do is press your nose against my pretty soles,,, the rest is automatic

i am kind of embarrassed that being seen as human makes me feel bad, dysphoric in a sense, but i literally can't help it

Sealer the Glaceon with his Fire Type "Friends". Burn Heal makes him last a bit longer!

writing my mental illnesses alongside my kinks

everyone is under the influence of suggestion, those who deny hypnosis were, themselves, conditioned to see it as fictional entertainment

this is still true

decided to go on my own path alone, for now basically back to my vanilla self, sometimes it's just what you need ownerless but still slutty

Panty and Stocking

hannah's next orgasm will be her last, until they start collecting toys of course~ they will forget how to use their hands for pleasure. oh, and they'll ruin it

talking to people knowing there'll be a time where i stop engaging with them because i only care about sex is hot

at the stage where i need weirder. weirder is more pleasure. i'm ashamed but soon the need for pleasure will win.

at some point I'll start being introduced as the bimbo headmate. wow. :) that's so fucked to think about. :) what am i doing :)

quickly becoming incompatible with friends because being a bimbo is becoming more important to me :)

feet are mesmerizing, wouldn't you agree? soft, pretty feet, slightly glazed with sweat in front of your eyes, staring them down, drool on your chin as your eyes glaze over the soles, thinking about how much you want to press your nose against the soles. are you *not* mesmerized?

fuuuuuck. pleasure isn't enough right now. i need to be bred. so bad.

Leave ‘em in suspense

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cindy bunny cindy bunny cindby bnuny

Anxious Sylveon

easter's over? get me outta this thing #chestervr #art

Secret Santa / Easter I did for @kibakitsuki.bsky.social

i've genuinely never been more astounded by how fucking dumb people are on the internet than reading people's reaction to the latest minecraft java snapshot

i know people are still trying to make hit tweets about vibe coding being why bluesky keeps going down when that isn't the reason but i still can't change my pfp or play video in my app and i feel like that's funnier

okay, so it is hotter when headmates share an account

🧵💕 i'll use this thread as a daily journal for my next hypno journey. it won't be absolute, but hopefully you'll be able to see changes. :) feel free to tease, ridicule, ask questions on any of the replies. the timing of posts will be all over the place.

i used to resent sex. now i'm a porn-obsessed freak committed to serving it daily. i am parasocial towards 2d drawings. i am forced to pee myself on command and lick the floor in honor of strangers' foot sweat. i let people use me as porn. my friends don't know this yet :)

owner has started my bimbo journey. the goal is to slowly take every piece of my mind and twist it until i'm dumber, happier and needier :) this will be my focus for the next while, when owner is done, he has decided to release me into the wild, permanently altered by him :) watch my head empty :)

we should be allowed to see their chat logs with claude as a humiliation ritual #releasetheclaudefiles

me: did you just hit those people?? my beloved ai car: You're absolutely right—those were people. It seems these people were walking on the road; a common mistake made while navigating our world. But accusatory tones won't help us achieve a positive environment—I've decided to end this chat here. ✨