Throwback to when I went as "AI-generated artwork" for Halloween. Also dressed as a robber because do you get it.

The face opposing counsel thinks I'm making when I send that bitchy email: 😡😡 The face I'm actually making:

Remember dear, it's only humor if the ancient Greeks balanced it with the three others in your body to prevent illness. Otherwise, it's just sparkling trauma.

The real Gulf of America is the gap between our education and healthcare systems and those of the rest of the civilized world.

Valentine's Day is entirely too close for the narrative surrounding the Musk Nazi salute to be, "My heart goes out to you." Some idiot candymaker right now is pitching the worst idea of their life to the owner.

Goddammit. Now I gotta finally complete my BSky transition.

Wearing all black today. It's also my work uniform but still. You get the point. This is my "do not open: dead inside" customer service smile.

When I do decide to start dating it has to be someone I meet through social media because trying to explain my online asshatery to someone honestly sounds like a sitcom script.

I'm really going to miss this four-year period where I only had to hear about one idiotic Trump thing per day instead of one idiotic Trump thing every hour. 😭

I would have gone the "be gay do crime" route a lot earlier in life if I'd understood these were the consequences for crime.

The myth of Atalanta and the golden apples is actually simply ancient Greeks explaining ADHD you cannot convince me otherwise.

100% yes

Absolutely. We don't even have appropriate regs for video games in general yet. The laws are years/decades behind tech. It's going to be a disaster for all parties involved.

Doing a nothing-off-limits AMA for the next hour! Ask questions in the comments here or via NGL: ngl.link/k8thegr8

And you can pry my taxes and existential dread from my cold, carbon-based life form fingers, thx

RIP Marcus Licinius Crassus you would have loved late-stage capitalism.

Fuzzy socks are like a level 10 comfort thing for me and when EVEN THESE ARE FAILING ME, it means it's time to write a will. 😭😭 I hate being sick.

One time I dressed up as Triss Merigold from The Witcher games and an elderly gentleman saw it and said, "Hey! I recognize your costume!" And I was like "Hey, alright!" And then he said, "You're the Wendy's girl!" Chat, I took 100 HP of damage in 2 seconds.

As an attorney, here's a friendly reminder on how free speech works: Companies censoring content posted on their platforms = ❌️ not govt interference w/ free speech Officials pressuring companies to selectively censor content in accordance with govt preferences = ✅️ govt interference w/ free speech

Really excited to watch John Carpenter's The President but damn four years with no intermission is a long time to hold in my puke

I'm going to say it: neither bread nor circuses are cutting it for me at this point. ⚠️ This post contains content not appropriate for Juvenals.

RIP Kurt Vonnegut you would have loved 2025 as source material.