When did everybody leave lol and why y’all ain’t tell me

Me at this bar 🤣

TikTok is really gone 😢

I wish Chinese people did taxes!!! “Yo tac be ready tenminit” 😭😭

As a man I can never express how I feel 🤦🏾‍♂️ even making this post is doing to much

I’m willing to bless 2-3 kids for Christmas 🎄 but they mom gotta let me fck first 😭

Me when she tell me she gets 1100 in food stamps😍🤣

I Did Alotta dumb Shit in My life.. But i neva Bought a McRib Frm Mcdonalds 😂

Her: Why you fuckn Me like thissssss😫 Me: Cus You Make $29.50 A Hourrrrr😑😩

Look at you, Freezing, in that Temu Jacket💀😭

Going to the club on thanksgiving is crazy please get a family 😂

Eating thanksgiving food the day after hit even harder

Fuck the turkey I’m going straight for the alcohol 😩🥴

Me listening to the whole family talk about me on Thanksgiving

IT'S 7AM ON THANKSGIVING AND WE ALL WOKE ASF 😂🦃

How I look at my friend after his mom asked if we was hungry & he said “no”

Me three shots in on Thanksgiving remembering how my cousin had me fucked up 😒😂

Spades is the game we play & if you don’t know how to play you gotta sit at the kids table for Thanksgiving 🤷🏾‍♂️😭

Celibacy a red flag to me like just how much fkin was you doing that you felt you needed a break? 🤔😭

That fake convo before they ask you for bread be funny asl 😭

Imagine walking into heaven & somebody yells “I knoww you fuckin lying“ 😭😂

This is how I dap the homie up when I haven’t seen em in a min 😂

POV: that broke homie with all the million dollar ideas 😭

Me at 8am regretting that Taco Bell while sitting on the toilet 😩 Good Morning 😭 #blacksky

And WHOEVER blessing the food Thursday , 3-5 mins maximum ! 🤏🏾🤏🏾

Taco Bell & I got fired on my day off 🤦🏾‍♂️😭

When a MAN 🤦🏾‍♂️ leaves you in HIS HOUSE 🏡 by ya SELF what yall be DOIN 🤨

Y’all be scared to double text 🤣 not me 🫠 ding ding YEP! me again Mf 🫣 😂🤣🤣🤣

Goooooood Morning Family 😁

My favorite part of work is when I grab my things and leave 😂😂

When you go hide in the bathroom at work and a real shitter come in 😭😷😱

Me when arguing with someone but their comeback lowkey ate 😭😭😭

It’s officially get in your car & yell “SHHHHHIIIITTT” season 😩🥶😭

Lord please let me find $90,000 on the floor today 😭

So nobody stays & gets the pùssy after they eat it 😭

Top of the morning Skeeters #blacksky

I can’t blame Chinese ppl I like eating cat too 🤷🏾‍♂️😭

Press 2 For English: 2 T-Mobile Rep: “Dank Yu Fur Coling DeeMobewl” Me: 😒😒😒

I’ll come get my bm from anybody ion see fit 🤷🏾‍♂️😂

Every time I eat 😺 that lil line thing under my tongue be killin me 😭😭

Thanksgiving ain’t been the same every since I pulled that gùn out on everybody 🤦🏾‍♂️😭

People who are up right now WYD⁉️

Sign you dated that almost had you on First 48 😂 and GO!!!

ain’t no n.gga in n.gga history gone just eat pùssy & not fúcckk 🤷🏾‍♂️

Ladies, best place you like to be nutted on 👀