We're approaching the "Someone will do something stupid" moment.

To be fair, Putin would definitely murder children but to pretty much the surprise of the entire world, he's REALLY bad at war. Like the image of Russia as a super power is totally shattered...and it was broken over Ukrainian farmers who kicked the asses of "trained" soldiers.

Man, who knew all I needed was some spicy mango habanero wings to make my throat feel better.

Some of ya'll don't look at your minimap in #Battlefield6 and WE ALL SEE IT.

I wanna be clear. I do not refer to everyone in MAGA as "Hitler". Only one man gets to be the fuhrer, and you losers worship him. You're not all Hitler, you're the stupid nazi tools Hitler uses to reach his goal. And if you don't like being called Nazi/Racist...stop doing Nazi/racist shit. Duh.

Not even two days later. Told you there was nothing to celebrate. Any deal with Trump is a shit deal.

mfw when someone says I only shot them down cuz I used the Stinger. #Battlefield6

It's much appreciated! 🙂‍↕️ #indiedev #gamedev

Draw moar!

So the Recon's little spy drone has a fun function. It can disrupt other gadgets. This means you can safely detonate landmines your team hasn't seen. Or....eliminate the enemy with their own mines! #Battlefield6

Man, even Fox isn't on board with Hegseth's bullshit. MAGA is fraying because their collective crazy won't mix. 😂

I gotta say the Super Shredder card for mtg is underwhelming. That's gotta be one of the uglier design choices for Super Shredder. Looks like a meat blob with silver ooze. I know Super Shredder is considered "monstrous" but this is a touch too far.

Oooh look at me. I'm so good at flying, if I fly low you can't lock on to me. Get fucked, I've been shooting clowns out of the sky for over twenty years. Welcome to Battfield, bitch! #Battlefield6

If you think Trump did a good thing for the middle east, you're about to learn what everyone else who's ever made a Trump deal has learned already. You're fuckin' screwed. Trump has NEVER made a deal that didn't end in absolute fucking disaster. It's coming and it's going to be horrifying.

Beware this current strain of Covid. It disguises itself well as the flu. The trick is to pay attention to your sense of smell, it robs you of it briefly.

I see devs completely ignored feedback from the beta on King's Row map. Anyone on E side is completely fucked. #Battlefield6

So they're gonna build a foreign military base in America? Where's the outrage from the "Great Replacement Theroy" nut jobs? Now us your time to shine.

Dying Light: "Don't go out at night! It's too dangerous!" Also Dying Light: "Can you do this mission only at night with no weapons and about 1/3rd of your health?" Me:

Ooooh how fiction and reality are blurring these days.

Okay, new rule: You cannot say I got to the top of Olympus and then have more Olympus for me to climb, wtf is that about? #Hades2

The very first Battlefield was release back in 2002. ...fuck me, I've been shooting down planes and helicopters for over twenty years now. I wonder what the overall count would have been?

I read something about Ghost of Yotei devs being glad they didn't use yellow paint to mark climb ables but....they just covered everything in BIRD SHIT. That's what that white stuff is. BIRD SHIT. I think I'd prefer yellow paint.

Trump and RFK Jr just destroyed the CDC overnight. This is not a problem you solve by marching. These men need to be put down like the rabid self destructive animals that they are.

The brain worm's plan comes into full focus now.

"That's your Bat-pion" will now live with me forever.

Whoever designed the Manhattan Bridge map for Breakthrough, should be FIRED. That map is so one sided. #Battlefield6

It really would be convenient if you could mentally ask "Body, what's wrong?" and you fart out a list describing exactly what the issue is. Of course then you run into the issue of toners.

Everyone at Trump's little "Roundtable" deserves their own noose.

This fat piece of shit really made up a story about how the actual winner of the noble peace prize called him up and said "I'm accepting it in honor of you". This dude lives in the most unhinged facet of reality ever witnessed by human eyes.

I've seen a lot of horrible ways to die but being chewed alive by imps from candy land is definitely going up in the top 10.

I think this is the first Battlefield where the box art didn't feature some dude who spilled marinara sauce all over his uniform. #Battlefield6

Someone in the White House must be running around with Trump's cellphone. He didn't win the peace prize (Shock) so I imagine there would have been a hideous rant about it by now...but so far...silence. Someone is playing keep away.

I don't know why people say they're afraid of Trump. When what you should really fear are hundreds of thousands of people border-lining on irate behavior with easy access to firearms and can find where you live. Seems more threatening than a 79 year old geriatric who shits himself.

Portland has gone too far.

SEGA really said: Making Rouge's boobs bigger - 👍 Using mods to cheat - 👎 I love priorities.

Cowards at Fortnite edited the Peacemaker dance and brought it back. Guess there really are nazi lovers up there in the management levels.

That has to be the best fighter intro ever. Literally teleport to the final boss and straight up say "Fuck you" to their face. 😂

Sonic lookin' at Steve in Crossworlds like: "Aren't you that asshole from the Smash Tournament?"

Cecil: With the power of Unsupervised Government Spending. I mean that's got to be the greatest power ever.

I don't know why people are cheering for the "Peace Plan" in Israel. There have been Cease fires and peace plans going on there since I was in diapers. It always goes up in flames. And quite frankly to have ANY faith in ANY deal the literal White Devil Trump made is just...stupid.

Ah yes, the traditional circumcision followed by baby's first Tylenol. I mean we all saw that commercial on TV right? And on top of this bullshit sundae is Trump trying to convince people he's studied this when the whole world knows Daddy paid for his "education"

Oh no you don't. I ain't fallin' for that shit again!

I thought the Border was in crisis? Why is Abbott deploying his national guard AWAY from the state?

Ffs, he's a moron. Don't go putting ideas in his head. Who the fuck tells the villain the flaws in his plans? Fuck Trump but absolutely fuck whoever mentioned Habeas Corpus to him. Don't assume he knows anything and don't SUGGEST anything to him either. Let him fumble in the dark.

Isn't a creeper racing a car essentially a car bomb?

That weird feeling when you cross the thresh hold between sick and healthy...and you can't remember wtf you were doing or even had planned to do before it all went down.

Does this Trump Whore not understand that the whole reason she is even at that meeting is EXCLUSIVELY because her "integrity" is compromised? And that absolutely no one see's her being "fair" or "impartial"? Like that is SPECIFICALLY what that meeting was about. And she's got no fuckin' clue.

Note to self: avoid Laura. Steal chimpkin.

Our government is in shambles and we have Cpt. Crazy here holding a conference so he can read from the Bible. Why is the government shutdown not shutting down the people who work in the government? Because since this whole thing started the MAGA asshats have been EVERYWHERE nonstop.