Finding an entire musical ballad about a Cactus that fights off a gang of spiders was not something I expected from #KillitwithFire2

The real treat of Zootopia 2 was seeing Danny Trejo was in it. Although, I think this might be the first time I've ever seen him without a machete. Guess Disney wouldn't let him have it.

Today on "Trump doesn't know shit.": 1) He can't do that. Like literally there is no way to do that. 2) Whoever put this idea in his head, My foot is going in your ass.

If Hegseth really was blinded by the "Fog of War" Which he isn't because there's nothing chaotic about shooting a single boat out of the water with a single drone. Then WHY did he order a 2nd strike to begin with? He didn't see survivors? Then why shoot again? Did he just not like the boat?

Zootopia 2 was every bit as good as the first. And once again, Nick Wilde is my spirit animal.

Work is for suckers. Went to see Zootopia 2 instead.

ICE is loose in the Twin Cities. Carry a weapon. They WILL kill you because no one will hold the Trump administration accountable for anything.

Whoever runs the White House twitter account needs to have their ass beaten, publicly.

That's how you do it.

After seeing the photos of Epstein's island I have to say...all that money and blackmail material you'd think that mfer could hire an interior decorator.

Bruh, Ukraine has been holding the entirety of Russia back on their own for about...3 years now since the sad attempt at a Blitz. This mfer isn't ready for war. He ain't even ready for a light scuffle.

I heard Pop Virus in Death Stranding. Funny thing is, I don't understand a word of it but I can't stop listening to it.

Trump fell asleep while his cabinet members sat there kissing his ass for the world to see but not one of them daring to wake him up. Our country is run by an imbecile and an army of cowards. I guarantee you this would all stop immediately the moment you punch one of them in the nose.

static-cdn.jtvnw.net/recap-sharea... Didn't do much but hey, that's the joy of doing this as a hobby. #Twitch #Vtuber

Whoo-hoo! To fair, 3 of them were bots.

Ngl, the "Original taste" line ain't sittin' right anymore now that the company uses AI to make their commercials.

Really wish that stupid comet was an alien invasion. We could have really used that right about now.

"Why is Trump's health deteriorating?" It's called being an old man and getting older. And guess what? it's gonna happen to YOU too. So really, do you need confirmation on that? The real question should be: "Why isn't this vile shit sack dying faster?"

Further feeding my conspiracy that Trump set those guardsmen up to die for his cause. Wtf is "Dark" Isolation? Is that just sitting in the room with the lights off? The same sketchy wording as "Dark" MAGA. never got an explanation for that one. Trump killed those guards so he could have an army.

This feels like the start of a horror movie. A fungus that cannot be killed and won't stop spreading.

People really think the Venezuela situation is about oil? I was part of operation enduring freedom, that people also thought was about oil. There was no oil. We never took any. We never got any. Trump kisses Saudi ass, there's no need to steal oil. 1/2 🧵

Honestly, Hegseth has to be the luckiest piece of shit that ever lived. They're going to burn down an Admiral for this. Admiral Mitch Bradley will be the human sacrifice to spare Hegseth and Trump Granted, Bradley IS guilty. He should have known better but they're ALL to blame but only he will burn

The Hive Scum update for Darktide reminds us that...the best people suited for saving the day are the rejects.

Gorilla has done a lot of weird shit. So just give him a gun already.

One of the best things in #KillitwithFire2 Is this: The Butterfly Effect gun. What's it do? It shoots butterflies...that atomize spiders into nothingness, leaving 2 more butterflies in its wake which seek out more spiders to vaporize and replace with yet more butterflies. This is a deadly ass gun.

Oh to hang him and his followers in it then burn it to the fucking ground. 🤌

I see you.

All I want for Christmas is...Donald Trump dead and his entire MAGA regime burned to the ground. Is that so much ask for?

Me and my last two braincells.

So I heard Butterflies are considered spiritual messengers. So basically you're telling me this dude was just calling a bunch of death messengers? #FFXIV

WHAT IS THIS MADNESS?! A flying machine for the woman who already flies and a mech for the guy who already punches like a mech?!

How did anyone believe this mfer knows math? 500? 600? 700? So the drug companies owe ME money right? And at values over quadruple the price? I guarantee if you broke his nose, a lot of this would just grind to a halt.

Absolute Steven Universe is a terrifying idea.

Okay Lego, I love you but the fact that you decorated the Master Emerald alter with only FOUR emeralds of the SAME color is making me so mad right now.

I wholly believe the absolute second someone kills Trump, the clouds will part and God will appear before us and with a tone of an exasperated parent God will address humanity with the message: "Fucking FINALLY! I sent him as a test to see if you hairless apes could recognize true evil but me damn!"

It's that time of year again.

You know, pardon a drug trafficker while murdering innocent people for the lie of drug trafficking in the war on drugs he claims are killing all of America. if you believe Trump is waging war on drug trafficking, you are the biggest fucking moron on the planet right now.

Pretty sure one nation cannot tell another nation that it's airspace is closed. You can tell your OWN nation not to go there but yeah...another classic "Trump Doesn't Know Shit" moment.

But no, seriously, fuck Jadeite.

Yeah for some reason, unlike the last 10 years (And quite frankly the entirety of his life) Trump was really fired up and spewing out a whole plan almost immediately. Hell he was releasing details even the press didn't have yet. Almost like he had planned it all out. (Or least Miller did)

You impeached him twice and convicted him 3 times. Nothing changed. It's time for a bullet to the head.

If the cops need to watch over the National Guard then why is the National Guard there to begin with? It would be MORE EFFICIENT and LESS COSTLY to just have the DC police there.

They turned Rick into Axel from Twisted Metal and NO ONE is saying anything?!

Every fucking President has used the goddamn autopen since it's conception. When you have a job that's primarily signing your name on shit; it's kinda nice to have. Fuck whatever stupid moron thought this was a credible complaint and fuck this orange turd for everything else he's done.

Frank West forever, baby! Hail to the King!

SPY!!!!

Actually dreamed last night they found Trump dead. And as I'm walking the streets, there's no party Life is just going on...the difference is the collective calm everyone is feeling. It's one of those moments you know everyone is thinking the same thing "Thank God, It's over." I wanna go back ffs

Trump: "Are you stupid?" Someone with some actual spine: "Are you gonna actually answer a question or just whine like a bitch?"

FFXIV fighting the Necron before Space Marines 2 players...wtf.