TEXTUAL HEALING Funny how the same people screaming “protect the children” are the ones cutting school budgets, banning books, and sneaking into gay bars after committee hearings.

Textual Healing: Religious edition. Leviticus bans shrimp cocktails, mixed fabrics, trimming your beard, tattoos, and working Saturdays. Yet somehow, people only remember the verse they think lets them police your bedroom.

Let’s talk Identity crisis shall we?

Textual Healing If trauma had a gym, I’d be its personal trainer. Queer Fear Hellraiser (1987) — because nothing says “gay nightmare fuel” like leather, chains, and a guy who looks like your ex’s Dom.

Textual Healing If life had content warnings, mine would be longer than the Bible. Queer Fear: Descendent (2025) — because nothing says comfort like a timeline where the end is already scheduled. Heavy Homo: Paradise Lost – “Lay a Wreath Upon the World” 🌑🎶

Textual Healing — “Consider this your unsolicited therapy session. No refunds.” Today’s Fucked Up Thought: “If rock bottom had a loyalty program, I’d be Platinum Elite by now.” #hashtags: #TextualHealing #GayMrBeast #StuffIWishDadSaid #UnstableIcon #FeralEnergy #DarkHumor

Bathroom at work. Pre-game abs check before the underwear party. HR would like a word. 🤷‍♂️😂🍑

Textual Healing Don’t worry, kiddo — I’m the glitch in your system you can’t uninstall. 👻 Queer Fear Don’t Log Off (2025) — a digital horror that proves your laptop really is haunted, but by capitalism.

Textual Healing “Your dad never said it, so I did.” “The only reason I’m still alive is because the universe enjoys hate-watching me like a bad reality show.”

Major hard pass on the medicine ball…. I’ll stick to my americano. Thanks.

K-pop Demon Hunters: Golden (Dirty Pop Deconstruction Pt. 2) ✨👹 Because one exorcism wasn’t enough—so we went back in and ripped it apart again. 💥🎶 God said, “let there be light.” I said, “nah… let there be bass.” ⛓️🔥 Hear the full version tonight at Rich’s San Diego and tomorrow at Crush DC.

Textual Healing Y’all really thought survival was on the menu? Queer Fear — Latest Alien Earth episode — did you really think they’d get away? Also: how long does a chest-burster take to mature — days? hours? (Spoiler: trauma moves faster than you think.)

Textual Healing You’re still here? Cute. Let’s ruin your evening. Queer Fear @fangoria.bsky.social , blink twice if you’re still ignoring us. Dangerous Animals (2025) wants to be Jaws but ends up as Sharknado with a Discovery Channel filter.

Imagine hating on my shirtless vids while posting that haircut 😬 I’d be mad at me too if my barber did me dirty. #FYP #ViralMoment #StayMad #HaircutFail #MessyButIconic #ForYou

🙄 You’re back again? At this point I’m charging rent for the emotional damage. ✨ Textual Healing ✨

Textual Healing 🙄 Oh, it’s you again. Guess self-respect really is dead. ✨ Textual Healing ✨ 👻 Queer Fear: The Conjuring: Last Rites They’re milking the franchise harder than your ex milked “it’s complicated.” Expect haunted house déjà vu, but at least the nun still serves face.

Not a cry for attention. A cry for survival. Read it twice. This isn’t drama. This is me hanging on by threads you can’t even see. Sometimes the loudest scream is written in silence.

Textual Healing 🩸 Terms & Conditions 📜 Ever heard of “Exploding Head Syndrome”? 💥👂 No, it’s not about bad hookups — it’s a real neuro condition where you hear phantom explosions as you fall asleep.

Textual Healing 📰 Question of the Day: Is it hypocritical to feel relief at Charlie Kirk’s death—when he’d openly celebrate if it were one of us?

Textual Healing Terms & Conditions: Objectophilia — yes, that’s people falling in love (and marrying) with inanimate objects. The Eiffel Tower has had more committed relationships than most of your exes.

Textual Healing Terms & Conditions: Vorephilia Bankruptcy — when your fetish for being swallowed whole extends to your checking account.

McDonald’s really sent me FOUR meals on Uber Eats and yes, I ate all of them. $12 well spent. Even the fries were kinda decent. Now excuse me while I projectile baptize the airplane restroom with the Oreo McFlurry that I didn’t order at 345 am. However, the apple pie sucked balls. Worst ever. SAD!

Well, you decide Merica

Justin Timberlake walked… So I could run…. McDonald’s didn’t sponsor this but they should’ve—limited time only, comes with extra sauce free of charge. ( Thanks Friend of Dorthy Wellness )

I think I’ll be ok though… Note to self - wedding cake … epic epic ness

I mean, I thought everyone would leave at 2:45 like normal…. So I hit my vape a tad hard…. Now… ugh

My Deconstruction mix of Demon Hunters - Golden …. And join me tonight at the Eagle Wilton Manors.

I mean…

This city looks gorgeous from up here, but give it 5 hours and half of it’s making bad decisions on Grindr. #flashbackfriday to San Diego last weekend!

Textual Healing Terms & Conditions – “Alien Hand Syndrome” — when your hand acts on its own, like it’s possessed, and does things you didn’t tell it to. Queer Fear – “Hell House LLC: The Carmichael Manor” — lineage of found-footage horror, proof that clowns don’t need balloons to ruin your night.

Don’t worry, I make worse decisions than you do. In fact, the CDC just classified me as a natural disaster. Wait… do we even have a CDC anymore?”** #StuffIWishDadSaid #GayContent #CertifiedDisaster #UnstableIcon #HotMessEnergy #ZaddyDamage #FeralButFunctional #GayChaos #EmotionalSupportDaddy

This little fucker is snoring like a chainsaw and I gotta be up in an hour to catch the damn DART train. Send help.

Textual Healing Terms & Conditions “Formicophilia” — a rare fetish involving arousal from insects crawling on the body. People pay extra for the ant farm deluxe package. Friendly Flamer I think “masc4masc” guys only want twins because they hate themselves so much they’re trying to date a mirror.

Textual Healing Terms & Conditions Xenophilia — sexual attraction to strangers, foreigners, or anything perceived as exotic. Rare, taboo, and unsettlingly common in the shadows.

Textual Healing Terms & Conditions “Stendhal Syndrome” — when overwhelming beauty in art, music, or even a person causes dizziness, fainting, or hallucinations. (So yeah, he’s literally so hot it made you sick.)

Textual Healing Monday Edition Terms & Conditions Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder (PGAD) – an extremely rare condition where men experience spontaneous, persistent arousal and even unwanted orgasms without desire. It’s as miserable as it sounds — I promise.

T minus 5 hours and 15 minutes til work. If I’m lucky I can sleep and maybe eat before my set. Prob just sleep. I can eat after work at 10. I’ll cope.

🍭 DIRTY POP is back at Rich’s San Diego! 🍭 Friday, Aug 29th | 9PM–2AM Main Floor: Drew G bringing the heat with Dance Pop + EDM. Front Room: Moody Rudy spinning Hip Hop, Pop + Latin vibes. ✨ Rainbow pops, dirty beats, and the wildest Friday in San Diego. Get your tickets now: richssd.com/dirtypop

Textual Healing ( Textual Healing is now Mon-Friday only. Weekends off for work.) Terms & Conditions Cotard’s Delusion — a rare, horrifying condition where people are fully convinced they’re dead, decomposing, or missing internal organs while still alive. Basically: walking corpses with rent due.