Why am I getting so many sPoRtZ ads? Who broke my cookies? Look at this soft round Rubenesque body! Do I LOOK like I'm interested in sPoRtZ? *slaps the advertising algorithm*

Orange demagogue doesn't know about Manchester!?!? WE'RE OFF THE RADAR WE'RE FREAKIN SAFE LETSGOOOO BOIS!

Me, with the constitution of a vampire, smothering myself in suncream because I have to go outside today...

Can the billionaires PLEASE stop blowing up rockets and building data centres. It's too fucking hot! The eco footprint of the world is in the trash right now. Plant a fucking tree for once you freaking c***s!

So I tried #Subnautica2 multiplayer with Jay a couple of weeks ago. This was back when I had no idea what I was doing or where I was going and Jay stepped up as a guide. Jay did the thumbnail art too! 🥰 Watch: youtu.be/OBrMz4Q0TY4

ad #TheSims4 Finally!!! This is something I've been hoping for! 🤩

Holy Capricorn placements Batman! I did Andy Burnham's birth chart to get insight into his character and motives. Don't worry, I also looked up his detailed voting history on They Work For You. I'm a logical hippy. ✨️

The marrowbreach are just the funniest lil divas! ✨️🫶😂 #subnautica2 vm.tiktok.com/ZNR3bgM2K/

Not Keir Starmer being the second person on my list of suggested tiktok contacts. 😂

I'm bored. Thinking of joining a cult. Something fun like those alien worshippers in GTA. Maybe the Nordics because I look hot in a white wig & I hear they have good dementia care but I'm worried about their lack of diversity. The lizards are kinda hot. 🤔 Idk, what do you think? Any advice?

They taught me to fear the MARROWBREACH but he has golden retriever energy! #Subnautica2 www.tiktok.com/@cinderellim...

Yay for free stuff! I actually really like this set that is currently free on The Sims 4 Marketplace

ok fine... I'll finally update my graphics card prepare for qUaLiTy kHoNtEnT

ad #TheSims4 In case you missed it, there are two free Maker Packs on the Marketplace. These floral heels by Miiko are so sweet! Modelled here by my version of Mary Lu Broke.

The crime - The culprit

Why are they shocked when we're 🌈 ?

We just got blinking ...... please give them another 10 years

Hey, games industry! Super detailed eyelashes are cool and all but have you considered animating eye dilation? Like if a character goes from darkness to light or looks at someone they love?

ad #TheSims4 Bert Alto and Lola Lancaster are running a spa in Sunlit Tides together. My theory is... Bert suspected Nick of fudging his accounts while Nick thinks Bert stole his money. But actually... it was Lola playing them both! 🫢

ad #TheSims4 Took me a while to get round to it but I'm finally adding some "vital security infrastructure" to my Strangerville Military Base. These lookout towers provide "early detection facilities" and "boost troop morale"! - Buzz Grunt

everything is going great today

Went for an eye test and they stuck some liquid in my eye to make it all dilated and now I feel like the psychedelic frog from The Simsons.

That's weird... the screenshots aren't showing up on mobile. Can any of you see this?

It's tadpole time!!! Come swimming with me while I try to save the Angel Comb! #Subnautica2 Watch: youtu.be/9zjvlFWg_IM

When my kid has an issue with accessibility at college so I spend the weekend reading the new government legislation, scientific research papers and the UN Convention on the rights of persons with disabilities. I feel like Elle Woods.

Fun fact! I have a distant ancestor who started a C U Later Today so I think I'll be a natural at Join Us. 😇

Assassin's Creed but make it Witchcore! I played the #Amsterdam1666 demo and absolutely LOVED IT!!! Did I mention you also get a cat? 🐈‍⬛ Watch: youtu.be/pEnoqOSTZVw

ad? #TheSims4 I'm a bit disappointed in the new trait, tbh. I was excited to unlock it but it doesn't seem to do much (at least on first impressions). It would have been nice if it had unique interactions but I'm not seeing anything. 🥲

Just watched Masters of the Universe! Went in with low expectations but it was great! Felt like when you're in the middle of a D&D campaign you can't stop thinking about and then, when you play, you chug a potion of Cloud Giant Strength and then roll straight D20s.

ad #TheSims4 New Maker Pack by MADLEN! These actually look really cute for elder Sims. Temptttteeeeeed.

When in doubt, call in an expert! #Subnautica2 Watch: youtu.be/9_GCwug4qMc

ad #TheSims4 Oh, this coat from the event is lovely! I like that each swatch has different textures.

ad #DragonAgeOrigins #DAO The gameplay mechanic in this level was really interesting to play with! 🔥🪄🪨🐁 Watch: youtu.be/GxRTC-s1pR8?...

I thought I was playing a cosy crafting ocean exploration game but suddenly everything wants to eat me! #Subnautica2 Watch: youtu.be/B_jfmLlqJ-k?...

ad Back on my BS making CC again because Jay wanted white eyelashes.

We go to the circle of magi to ask for help fighting the darkspawn but something is terribly wrong... 😱 #DragonAgeOrigins #DAO Watch: youtu.be/YOy57dRcfPw

So I heard you're legally allowed to ask for shares and likes if it's your b-day? I am 33 today! 🥺🎉 #art #digitalart

ad? #TheSims4 I'm remaking all my Sims and this guy was a firefighter and car mechanic in previous games. It's killing me I don't have either in this version. 🥲

I get to build my first base and I'm so excited!!! I think I found a great spot too! #Subnautica2 Watch: youtu.be/kuNhN8pWdDA

Rendering this in the heatwave nearly melted my PC but it's ok because Volo's feeling HOTTER!!! 🔥 Inspecting the Steel Watch Foundry || Baldur's Gate 3 || The Perfect Playthrough || Part 78 #BaldursGate3 Watch: youtu.be/FPob5tCBl2Q

Trying to edit Baldur's Gate under the sweltering heat of the full concentrated power of the sun.

Hey 👋 I am working on a new mod right now and I’d love to hear your thoughts on a topic I posted about on Patreon. Check my post here: www.patreon.com/posts/159078...

SCAN ALL THE THINGS!!! #Subnautica2 Today, I'm swimming with the fishes but the fishes are hunting me. 😱 Watch: youtu.be/J0I-BxXMyjc

I know people hate on Wulbren Bongle because of the way he treats Barcus but he's one of the very few people in Baldur's Gate who is appropriately angry and willing to do something about it. #BG3 #BaldursGate3

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Join me in my second #Subnautica video as I explore abandoned bases and try not to drown! Watch: youtu.be/gBK8pi0G1JA

"Come to Zezura" they said, "jump in the water, have a few laughs!" #Subnautica2 Watch: youtu.be/9jDiLwT7_5s