Saying "stay in your homes if you want to live" and "take the government when this is over" while opening one of the greatest nations in the Middle-East up to an IS takeover and indiscriminately dropping countless bombs is wild.

Goddammit can I make one shitpost without Israel bombing something?

I'm still not fully over the fact that the Gothminister dude is just a regular-ass lawyer who runs a firm in Oslo.

They call me "Dragonslayer Ornstein" because I'm a Yid and I slay dragons.

*extracts maltodextrin from ur blood*

I feel like, at this point, the British economy is surviving solely off of Peppa Pig.

Growing up extremely sheltered with no friends and a stream of psychiatric drugs until you reach adulthood without finishing high school has its benefits cuz I would've hated to endure the toxicity and heinousness of campus-life. I can see right through so much BS these days and that's a privilege.

60 Minutes doing actual journalism again is the real recession indicator. Also Anderson Cooper was kinda hot in that video ngl.... Is that weird? Am I weird?

I love u oomfies <3

Idk what happened but the YouTube algo is giving me Inugami Korone clips again instead of forcing me to watch the slow and painful death of an empire so I'm grateful to have that supplemented with some fake, toxic, idol-industry-induced smiles and laughs. I do like the obviously gay Doggo tbh.

My favourite new food scam is calling mozzarella "fior di latte" to trick people into spending more on their pizza even though it's literally the cheaper form of mozzarella and just means mozzarella made from cow milk instead of Italian buffalo milk.

Overtime? Yes. Winning? Not so sure about that one.

So it turns out rats have what is essentially a staple gun attached to their faces. Mf tryna check my blood glucose or some shit.

The Andrew formerly known as Prince.

I got rats. They are cool and cute.

I think a good drag queen name would be "Crash Bandicunt".

The good thing about the fact that America is still a gerentocracy is that they haven't realised the football star or the astronaut is no longer the galvanising figure to catalyse patriotism because the shear idea of being a streamer or Instagram model confuses the fuck out of them.

Idek what's going on apparently someone's bunny was being bad or something and they taught it Spanish whatever anyways Imma go back to my Nintendo Wii.

Thinking about that time Jill Biden was like "Joe still fucks my cooch like a stallion" to try and convince America that the President wasn't a corpse.

YouTube Shorts are like "it's been a tough year for everyone so here's how to make the perfect, fluffy meringue".

Neither Candace Owens, nor Nick Fuentes, would give a single crumb of bread to a Palestinian. Remember that.

If the reason they made Leon look slightly older is because they gave him the virus and are gonna kill him off then I'm going to take a bunch of pills and cry about my dead husbando.

There is a greater conversation to be had about the shear effectiveness of a blackmail operation relying solely on the basis of people fucking underage girls but y'all ain't ready for that.

She Dagger my Fall 'til I Sky her Rim.

I thought I had terrible patience, then I saw YouTubers talking about the Iron Lung movie goddamn we really do gotta be putting down our cellphones and pokemans.

Rabi-Ribi is the best game ever.

Tried again sober this time. Fucking delicious. So happy with them and they all pocketed beautifully. I still have to clean flour off the counter tomorrow tho...............

Nothing feeds the ego like constantly claiming one's lack of ego. I've come across so many psychedelic-enthusiasts who end up taking too many, convincing themselves they're enlightened but still can't go to the grocery store without having a panic attack.

NEW PARANORMASIGHT???????

This is great. I can finally find out who the correct people are to beg, praise and grovel at in order to own a house and have a stable income.

Me: "you ever wonder why you ended up in a human body? Like, there's millions of species of in invertebrates. I could've way more easily been born a worm.' My grandmother: "stop philosophising, it makes you mad."

I often find myself thinking about that Swedish band that did like a really good-faith and well-written song about black liberation in America and then just yelled the N-word over and over again in the chorus in the whitest way possible.

Would you guys still love me if I was in the Epstein files? 🥺

Rob Zombie is just Alice Cooper after drinking his milk.

I lay eggs btw.

What if the dick was the ball and the ball was the dick?

@solidbeato.bsky.social when can we start our Minecraft terror cell?

*looks at u super cute like* I'm kill u! >:D

I guarantee a neurotic Jewish Bobba is better with money than the average financier. My bobba would have Epstein on his knees in minutes.

"Sorry for voting Republican, I had brain damage." ~Ye

They gave me bromazepam and a camera.

"The last thing you want in your Burger King burger is someone else's pincer algae, but as it turns out, that might be what you get." ~Lobster Chills 🦞

Listen, sometimes, if you want your country to be a safe place to live, you gotta indiscriminately murder regular citizens utilising a heavily-funded Gestapo of racially-diverse thugs. It just be that way. I am very smart 🤓

It's so strange the way food influencers talk about Sichuan peppercorns like "it's flowery", "it's citrusy", "it's lemony" no bitch that shit taste like a pine tree hooked up to a car battery and it's fucking awesome.

The excuse that smartphone companies are getting rid of bootloader unlocking for "security reasons" is such BS. They just want to force you to use their software. No one's gonna gain unauthorised access to your rooted phone unless you flash some sketch shit or grant SU perms to some weird app.

Remember when Marilyn Manson sang about the Food Pyramid on an edgy MTV cartoon?

Who else remembers that Sonic The Hedgehog cartoon where Sonic would randomly interject to be like "if a stranger touches your no-no spot then you gotta call the police cuz that's NO GOOD!"