Girl autism (vampirism).

*makes you into a curry*

Pee man

I think a lot about the flags of Romania and Chad 🇷🇴🇹🇩

Gimme attention!

Beep Boop!

Proof of how little control we have is the fact that we all equally want the headphone jack back and we'll never get it back.

Islamophobic Jews are the real self-hating Jews once you realise how eerily similar Jewish and Muslim people are.

They put me on the woke lolicons blocklist :c I'm not even a lolicon, I'm a loli! There's a difference!

Me and my weird boyfriend, "a schizoid maelstrom of anhedonic despair."

If God is an egregore then he's technically AI.

I like fried chicken 🍗

You know shit's fucked when Matan Evans of all people puts out a semi-decent bit.

Me, a visibly disturbed creature from another dimension constantly followed by a dark and smoky miasma of alter human divinity: "Why no frens? :c"

I had to create a Facebook account because a lot of South African companies and venues don't have websites or social media aside from Facebook pages and I'm a diligent/frugal shopper (not by choice). I have discovered a whole new world of stupid people, it's fascinating.

I'm just impressed that left-tube lasted this long without getting into a public spat over lolicon in the first place. That's one for the record books.

Nah dude, given recent discourse, I'm changing my display name back as a weeding-out mechanism lmfao

To clarify: I'm a fan of Hasan and his work, this is just a gripe of mine lately. The fact that he was just served a subpoena kind of speaks to his ability to make America feel threatened.

I miss seraph/qt :c

Today on CNBC: An exclusive interview with one of the highest-tier servents and worshippers of the morally fallible demiurge responsible for creating this sprawling prison that keeps us docile with a stream of sedating treats. Our first question: what's your opinion on raising the income tax?

I find it so funny how cis people keep talking about us like Conquistadors desperately writing thought experiments in their journals about how the Aztecs somehow figured out the concept of agriculture.

Every time you run over a hooker in GTA, a 28-year-old woman named Krystal who can't afford school supplies for her daughter that her parents stopped talking to her over dies of a serious heart attack!

Kind of disappointed with Hasan's shift in analysis going from a critique of western imperialism to "Benjamin Netanyahu is the real president and he controls Trump".

America's cultural dominance is so pervasive that we all agreed to spell it "hawk tuah" and I find that quite profound.

Meow!

Vengeful piece of cosmic trash (very pretty, smart and cute).

The moment people stop cooking for themselves/each other altogether is the moment they will have totally lost all humanity and competence.

*says the n word*

Going to commit soup 🍲

It's true!!

It's so cool how you can just get opiates delivered to your door by a severely underpaid black dude named Ndlovu or something.

Just heard Drake for the first time and now I'm just confused and angry.

Cumversion therapy (a bunch of dudes keep cumming on you until you get so annoyed that you go on a destructive rampage).

Putting on a fake moustache so I can infiltrate the secret men's club. How do you do, fellow men? Would you like to partake in the imbibement of cold beer as we reminisce about old cars and compare the physical attractiveness of each other's wives (who are totally annoying, by the way!)

"I'm just a girl" Ya bitch so was Elizabeth Báthory.

*drinks ur blood* Sorry, I didn't mean to.

I hate the phrase "girl dinner". At this point, it's completely absorbed that same rancid aura as shit like "self care" or "thank goodness it's Friday" where somewhere along the road, you're expected to spend money and be proud of the fact that you did.

I should get myself cancelled again.

Evil penis?????

The guy who thought to put shitloads of cream and sugar in their alcohol was probably really smart and also morbidly obese.

You're all wrong about Subahibi btw. It's actually about how we're all traumatised and we should nurture our delusions until we're blissfully schizophrenic which sounds like an oxymoron but if you're nurturing it for yourself then life becomes a wonderful playground and also desks are wicked sexy.

Don't trust Malema as far as I can throw him but honestly would consider voting for EFF unironically if it means that people who believe in that manifesto get more representation in parliament.

There are too many Americans and I, for one, think it should be stopped.

Fuck moms idc about the fuckin overpriced café you go to and gossip with your real estate white girl friends read a book weeeeeeeeeeee all my homies hate moms.

I'm really glad we're getting more tourists in SA but please for the love of God don't *just* go to Cape Town and then say you've been to South Africa. Also go to a game reserve.