me when my bf

One day I’ll go missing

Fuck my elezen life

Mario Galaxy 2 livestream on Facebook in 5 minutes

Scarab died

Moon beam ice cream

Somebody whose name rhymes with Kim does not clean his hair out of the shower drain

Today my aloe vera plant died. Suicide rescheduled

Forgot gm assowrd

#yaoi lol

My husband (boyfriend) stranded (in his bedroom) at war (asleep) while I am taking care of the house (on Instagram reels) and every so often gazing longingly at a framed photo of him on my windowsill (photo on my homescreen)

GIVE my husband BACK to me NOW

I miss my husband

Hold up ring dingidnfjfnfjfj

Grimm keeps threatening to get me pregnant

i keep having dreams im living in Texas and i lowk have a gambling problem

homosexuals (naked edition)

My boyfriend

my boyfriend is so Sexy and Yummy

I got hand lotion that’s supposed to smell like rainwater. And tbh it does. It does smell like rainwater. How

One time at this concert in the 80s I tried to jump on the stage and the security guards took me out back and tickled me and then shot me in the head

grimm fell asleep on top of me and I cannot breathe

boyfriEND. girlfriEND. bestfriEND. They all end. you know what doesn't end? grimmvik. rt if you cried.

I told Grimm and he laughed at me

there was a very impolite kitty working at this cafe I went to today. She called me a fruit. I will be making a Report

🚨Grimm, our Warrior of Light, reportedly put both of his fingers inside a Chinese finger trap and has been stuck for the past five hours.

I LOVE MY BOYFRIEND

I’m gay and chopped and this is my story

Sometimes I like to sit next to Grimm and nuzzle his head and muscles like a cat and make fake purring sounds and he just lets me do that

I had to euthanize my carbuncle

Grimm is warm for a lizard

It’s so fun gargling mouthwash because it makes fun little bubbles

I have this deep innate feeling that somewhere on another plane of existence there is a 20 year old bisexual nonbinary trans masc projecting his period cramps onto me.

Boyfriend hoeing out on main #yas

Melatonin

Grimm doesnt wash his pillowcases

I’m pregnant

Grimm did something to me

1

My chocobo got diagnosed with Covid

grimm :)

Scarab started barking idk what to do

Grimm is 280 pounds he decides when the cuddling session is over

au ra more like aura farming

Foreman: he doesn’t have brain cancer he’s only 20 and shows no symptoms Me: can’t wait till I get home and play final fantasy 14 House:

I’m 4 years old

// from what I’m learning 99% of the fun of ffxiv is just trying to out-aurafarm people

Thancred more like thanchopped

My family and I are elezens wtf were we doing being pirates we should’ve been like in the library or whatever

My father used to throw me overboard because he was bored