Share your favorite snack! Great snacks only. No weird oat bark, no off-brand cheese dust. We’ll be putting TARIFFS on the bad ones, the ones I don't like it. It's simple. They will be get taxed into oblivion. Simple! I love those roasted corn snacks. What do you like?

🇺🇸🦅 People are saying it, lots of people, the biggest people, you wouldn’t believe. The room, it’s oval. The chair? Very presidential. And guess what? There is a kobold. A real one. Yip yap 🦎✨ #KoboldPresident

🇺🇸🦅 Today we celebrate the courage of those who forged the greatest nation in the world. Happy 4th of July, Greater Ohio 🎇🐲 #KoboldPresident

🐉⚠️ Friday the 13th. The planets align, the socks vanish, and the national corn reserves hum ominously. If you see a spectral duck with a monocle, salute it, and report it immediately. #KoboldPresident

🐉🏳️‍🌈 Happy Pride Month, Greater Ohio! No matter who you love, what you wear, or how loud you yip — I’m proud to tax you all equally. Because that’s how progress works. 📜💰 #KoboldPresident

Greater Ohio, it’s Friday! I hereby grant you +3 to happiness, +5 to snacks, and immunity to boring conversations all weekend long. Use it wisely. 🐉🎲✨ #PresidentialBuff #KoboldPresident

🐉📣 Reports coming in of shaky grounds within the new administration up north. The situation is being closely monitored by my office. Rest assured, my administration is keeping a sharp eye on the situation. Greater Ohio remains steady. 🍁⚠️ #DiplomaticYap #WatchingTheNorth

🐉📣 Big news, yappers! The official Greater Ohio President now echoes on a brand new platform! 🛸✨ Follow along as we spread the good word, bold policy, and occasional corn updates 🌽🚀 #KoboldPresident #KoboldOnline