Edna’s in the pink Adam needs a shrink Brian needs a drink Natasha needs to think #thearchers

evergreen tweet #thearchers

The schools tasha has discovered online have their own private helicopter landing pad and private tennis courts #thearchers

if Seren is the stupid one just home school her she can pack the veg boxes and polish Pats soup tureen #thearchers

Brian entitled Aldridge thinks this is tosh #thearchers

Tom - my mothers ideas on private schools are radical tasha be warned i’ll just hider her shot gun ok #thearchers

Tom is thinking of the money 20,000 to be found for the first term. yayeeeee #thearchers

tasha - deputy head is not really on board head is on long term sick #thearchers

kate could spip kids out like a trooper kirsty is very wary #thearchers

i thought it was lottie that kirsty was being quizzed by #thearchers

kate thinks its amazing news #thearchers

tasha the head is only gonna lie to you #thearchers

loads school have high turn over of staff its very common Seren is the stupid one !! #thearchers

helen spending the school fees on Montys how dare she #thearchers

kirsty at the docs for her check up #thearchers

if #theArchers gets too much for Edna i’m going back to author Dave Roman and the grumpy jelly and Unicorn Boy these stories are fantastic

Natasha - I dont want my precious twins schooling with the likes of Martha OMG think of what they’ll catch #thearchers

Very profound and true

OMG

what are you going to live on Aldridges when the land is gone #thearchers

wildly illogical brian #thearchers

you deserve every bloody earful Brian #thearchers

lillian your son doesnt even remember your name #thearchers

only 3 ham and leek pies left at the Bull #thearchers

spare keys for the office here you go lillian #thearchers

Carol - you don’t know how lucky you are #thearchers

Carol - I just want my daughter to leave me alone #thearchers

Tracey - if my sister trys with dad she just makes more work for me #thearchers

am liking traceys having a break - what is gonna happen with Clive #thearchers

G & T for carol #thearchers

brian doesnt give a toss he’s horrid #thearchers

big anniversary for bry and jenni #thearchers

oh just shut up carol and stop moaning #thearchers

no mess after the grab rails #thearchers

I now have no relationship with Adam and Im throwing my teddy out the pram #thearchers

adam can go hang #thearchers

arent things fraught with the farm Brian #thearchers

pint of shires for Brian #thearchers

so how come clive has got it all organised and comes across like a pig to everyone else #thearchers

outside clive’s flat #thearchers

ian theres no talking to Brian kate can't alice can't #thearchers

kate get them tators peeled #thearchers

soosan youre so concerned about bert you take him in then #thearchers

why did you let bert go with Clive Soosan where were you !!! #thearchers

hi Kate do you wanna job making beds and pulling pints #thearchers

oh who knew the yurts won’t pay #thearchers poor kate

Alice was blindsided by Adam #thearchers

adam tries to clear the air with Kate and Alice #thearchers

voice your concerns better soosan #thearchers

Horrobins aren’t missing Bert #thearchers