I didn't buy enough beer for this

Okay Boomer

Condiment Sow, how about a Condiment Cow?

I tried to explain to my wife where the phrase "batting a thousand" comes from and she just stares at me blankly: "yeah I just blacked all of that out"

Sticker collection about to become infinite

I was told this article gets more ridiculous as it goes along and boy I was not disappointed

The City of Cincinnati has uploaded the results of the latest round of traffic calming requests from community councils 15 neighborhoods are not listed 2 neighborhoods only submitted 1 request Construction is currently scheduled for next summer

Ohio: at least we're not Kentucky

US national rail network, 1861. The Midwest was built on rail @allaboardohio.org

Politicians hide themselves away They only started the war Why should they go out to fight? They leave that role to the poor Time will tell on their power minds Making war just for fun Treating people just like pawns in chess Wait 'til their judgement day comes

To all the tired dads out there, I have a city design for you.

In 3 of these elections, the 3rd place candidate got around 5% of the vote, so over half the time it's been a 2-horse race from the start In the general, it's only been a margin of less than 5% once

What are we even doing here?

In the second lowest turnout for a Mayoral primary, shout-out to the 199 people who just skipped this election to only vote on the OPWC bond issuance, and the 15 people who invalidated their ballot by selecting more than 1 candidate

@allaboardohio.org's Beth Russell reminds us all that when advocates, elected officials, and community & business leaders are all on the same page - there isn't much we can't do. Right now, the future of passenger rail in the Buckeye State is looking a little brighter because of it.

We need your help! CALL/EMAIL your reps asking for the Midwest Interstate Passenger Rail Commission to be supported in the house operating budget! AllAboardOhio.org/Advocacy

Methodicle has partnered with @allaboardohio.org on this call-to-action rendering recently shown at the Ohio Passenger Rail day of advocacy on March 5th in Columbus. In it we envision a future where Cleveland is served by the new RTA trains and expanded Amtrak service. Visit methodicle.com for more!

I just saw a driver in a SUV, with its lights off at night, run a stop sign

Appropriate screenshot I took from the other site dated... checks notes... October 1st 2023

Oh damn. Star Spangled Banner just hits different in Baltimore

Put them in the playoff you cowards

Damn what did I just read??? This is the third Absolute book I've tried and while the first two were solid, they did not prepare me for how phenomenal Wonder Woman was @dccomicsreal.bsky.social @kellythompson.bsky.social @cleanlined.bsky.social

Oh this slaps @allaboardohio.org www.allaboardohio.org/product-page...

That Under Armor contract really paying off yet again

Hell yeah let's do it www.publicinput.com/WassonArmleder

Always loved this part of #StarTrek IV with the Bird of Prey decloaking and Kirk and crew saving the Whales. #Trekkies #Movies #SciFi #Nostalgia

Granted, few members of the general public will be mad about this, but what's the point of being a municipality if you have to outsource policing to the county sheriff? www.fox19.com/2024/11/13/a...

I've always been uncomfortable with people wishing me Happy Veteran's Day It's an annual reminder that the vast majority of society is totally isolated from military life and policy. Just absolutely unaware

In positive government news, city council unanimously passed an ordinance today that I had gotten started They'll set aside $500k out of the TIF district in the neighborhood to likely build some 30 speed humps throughout the community

This is a fictional sci-fi hagiography of the life of Robert Moses www.youtube.com/watch?v=pq6m...

Small but mighty bike update: the procurement office at the City of Cincinnati has released the bid documents for a signalized crossing of Montgomery for Wasson Way. It has long felt like an awkward dead-end for trail users

First post: Wandrer progress check - 11.82% of Hamilton County