yeehaw.

I think I've found the cheat code to making it through this year, but I won't know until the end of it. If I'm right, everything will work out the way it's supposed to. Fingers crossed.

Something I'm grateful for today is gas station protein shakes. For the sake of the joke, I refuse to elaborate.

Am I allowed to post my unhinged melatonin fueled pickup lines here or is that frowned upon?