You may not know anything about the issue, but I bet you reckon something…

To enshittification, and beyond!

I’ve just cycled through Islington and Holloway; how’s *your* evening going?

Tremendous to see 38-year-old Nicolás Otamendi in Argentina’s provisional World Cup squad … 👍

I should bill Delay Repay for my time…

I’d give that a minute, lads - I’ve just extended my session on the Avanti app…

They should have done a Partridge called Alan v Predator…

Considering the state and uncertainty of use (and misuse) of Schrödinger and Heisenberg in wider discourse, if I were Wolfgang Pauli I’d start to feel excluded…on principle.

Among the very many great things about the Legends thing, Coogan’s excellent performance goes *a little bit* Tommy Saxondale every now and then.

ChatGPT, any more AI?… @lordshortcake.bsky.social @dannykellywords.bsky.social

In Makerfield?

And then all their clothes fall off and I’ve seen *everything*…

Am no expert on post-election analysis and political metaphor, but Aldi car park is full of absolute fucking whoppers in huge, badly-parked cars.

That’s how it starts…

Hour to kill, went to see Lowry exhibition at…The Lowry. It is absolutely brilliant. Awful lot of staff mithering though…which am sure he would have loved.

‘Kill Jester…’

Digital Product Methodologies Assemble!

Some people just don’t think. Some people think way too much. *Does Le Tissier face*

Turned my laptop off and on again. It’s mostly 1202 alarms now…

Confession: through the whole Olly Robbins thing I did keep wondering, ‘I know, but who else looks like taking wickets, and he can do a job batting eight…’

I suppose…

Right, head on this week. Goosebumps… open.spotify.com/track/2OL8El...

Fair play to the Trainspotting pilgrims… #shite

Ruddy whirlybird. My hat’s still up there…

Quiet one on top…

Riiight up yer actual Ben Nevis, ‘It’s a twenty foot snow cock and balls, man…’

Gone the Highlands, lads

Post you, in another country

Flux capacitor, obvs 🤷🏻‍♂️

Stop getting politics wrong!

Going sit-down kebab for tea, lads

*checks leading wicket taker in county cricket* …

*massive list of wrong uns* Viktor Orbán, #yourboys

Absolutely marvellous

I am reliably informed that Pet Shop Boys ‘Obscure’ B-sides gig tonight was fucking lovely ❤️

Aye, but proper gloveman Foakes 62* at a *superior strike rate*… 👀 🤷🏻‍♂️

Stiffly twirled a few pies down the nets earlier. Might be able to get up off the bathroom floor sometime in June… #glassback

Sun’s out, puns out

This is going to go well 👍

Banger

Might have seen a cuckoo, lads…

It’s too hot

How good’s this gonna be? ❤️

To be fair to all the moon conspiracy merchants, I suppose it is actual rocket science.

Yerrrrrrs ❤️

Lads, I have scarified…

@6music.bsky.social Weatherall six of the best ❤️

It’s one of them, innit…

Right, Swinton v Salford at ‘home’ this arvo. The hope, it’s always the fucking hope…

You know like when someone sees Jesus face in a piece of toast, well I swear the church bells are playing the baseline from I Am The Resurrection…