Just three little words: Emergency fucking podcast…

I know this isn’t the main point, but…‘CEO of News’ is giving it *plenty* as titles go…

Alan Carr to DG? Tony Hayers?…

Giggsy, end of season…

Just clocked the date. Banger wankers all week, innit

Activate John Lewis ad discourse!

*HELL DRIVERS (1957) klaxon* … Won’t spoil it, but the original and daddy of “Bloody hell, he’s in it, n’all!…”

I don’t think I want to ‘Get Involved’. I’ve never really been a getting involved sort.

Alright Chris, how are yer mam and dad these days? Oh, you know…

I don’t know what you *think* you’re doing mr email re-sender, but ‘re-up’ my arse.

Watched Monkey Dust on the YouTubes last night. Had forgotten it was a documentary. Bangers, too.

I remember when all this was ‘new media’…

Packed work day taking in Leicester on the way down to London? Nope, stuck in Stockport like Piffy on a rock bun thanks to Northern Rail 🎉🎉🎉

I’m not sure I believe in that seasonally affected dis…fuck me, who turned the sun off, everything’s just shite isn’t it?

Who said I lied, coz I never…

Hang on, never understood the exception that proves the rule thing, but *paging @ianbetteridge.com* and his wonderful law, coz those cameras can very much fuck off please and thank you…

www.bbc.co.uk/sport/rugby-... Don’t really care*, but three pro teams doesn’t sound like a league 🤷🏻‍♂️ Are objections to a single GB pro league financial, cultural, geographical or political…or just coz reasons? *till they bin line outs, take two players off and make it a proper sport, but you know…

Ah bollocks to Stalin, Benny Fonzarelli’s playing bangers on cutterschoiceradio.com

12 hour day. Sat nursing a Guinness, piss wet through, listening to a podcast on Stalin. We were promised fucking jetpacks…

Bet they don’t…

www.bbc.co.uk/sport/rugby-... Great piece. Big Jiffy/Ray French goosebumps. It’s the hope, always the hope…

open.spotify.com/track/37pKTy... Still absolute goosebumps 😍

You know the Miss World, hotel room, empty Champagne bottles, ‘Where did it all go wrong, George?’ story? Well, I’m looking at Corian worktops…

It’s all gone a bit Keith Talent…

Absolutely nothing. Say it again…

I’ve just found the gorilla emoji, so there is that 🦍

Ahoy @iainlee.com. You only want to hold a conversation, you’re a…

Gary Neville, Big Mick Heseltine…game’s gone.

Periodic dad take: it was all Reni, man.

Broad political policy wrt people in need seems to be increasingly similar to the punchline of Alan Davies’ joke about bees…

Oh they’re all coming out tonight… open.spotify.com/track/23swWF...

Gary Neville’s thrown me…

open.spotify.com/track/3E0mAj... Popped right up me Spotifys in the gym after listening to that @msmirandasawyer.bsky.social 90s thing earlier. Still massive dirty joy banger xx

1. Borrowed lad’s noise cancelling headphones for the gym 2 McAlmont & Butler… 3. Well, we all know where we stand now

Stocking creatine in Aldi, lads… 💪 #hippywigs #woolworths

Thought this the best one so far, though Prodigy one was good too. So, top two then. More insight as I reckon it…

Whatever flavour, ANYONE who refers to *the* *party* conference simply as ‘conference’…it’s the sea for you, I’m afraid.

Coming to the conclusion that it might need to be shits *or* giggles…

Yerrrrrrs… 😍

I can’t thing of any ways in which this could go horribly wrong. None at all...

Struggling to process the Ryder Cup contradictions. Must be pissing Trump off summat silly, but it’s still golf. And then surely the most Brexit of sports fans…and all wrapped in EU flags? Funny old game…

‘You started it, you invaded Portland…’

Mists, mellow fruitfulness and…dry robes.

Stop the bots…

Absolutely fucking loved Taxi… 😍

Tony Blair Institute, super digital ID cards and…potholes; one horseman short of a shitpocalypse www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...

T’Andy Burnham channeling the old ‘if the ball came free at the back of the scrum’ vibe actually works, in that the scrums in rugby league are an absolute dog’s breakfast

Lads, have asked AI if Andy Burnham is a wool…

Ah man, John Stapleton, Ricky Hatton 😢…someone looking in on Nick Leeson?

This Freddie’s cricket thing is a bit, you know…❤️ #dust #onions Also, whoever’s picking the music… La’s, doves…Weatherall(?) 😍