Senate GOP to the Spineless 7: “Yes, Charlie Brown, we’re REALLY going to let you kick the football THIS time!”

“We’re going to starve you until you agree to let us take away your healthcare.”—MAGA

So…GOP controlled Congress is twiddling their thumbs while the senile psychopath starts a war with South America. COWARDS!

Don’t Forget: YES on Prop 50! Vote by November 4! Avoid ICE, use the many convenient drop boxes! Can’t sit this one out!

Trump just posted an AI video of him in a fighter jet shitting all over America. For once he’s telling the truth! Check out this video from this search, trump shitting on america video share.google/RvqvlPIJh1CB...

Here’s what a REAL insurrection looks like. Did Trump call in the National Guard? No. He watched it on tv.

F Apple for removing the Ice Block App. Cringing before a paper tiger. Cowards. I’m cancelling my subscription.

Mainstream media can’t be trusted. Trump is terrorizing U.S. cities with federal shock troops and no one is reporting it.

youtu.be/_2yIiJg83KQ?... ICE is completely out of control. Is this what you voted for? Masked thugs terrorizing children, the elderly, and hard working contributors to society. If you are OK with this just unfriend me now. I don’t want anything to do with you. I’m ashamed to be an American today

Is anyone pretending that network or cable news is fair and honest anymore? Owned by oligarchs, controlled by Trump. I don’t trust them.

It’s official. Democracy is dead in America. I love my country but I certainly don’t like it much anymore. We are a fascist dictatorship.

So Kimmel says Kirk’s shooter is a MAGA (all sane people know this) and is fired by ABC. How chickenshit can you get? Network TV is dead.

“I think it’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational.” -Charlie Kirk

He’s just an embarrassment at this point. A second rate Batman Villain. Not Joker or Riddler, maybe Mad Hatter or King Tut.

See? Trump is alive and well as this very recent photo shows! “He has the body of a sixteen year old!” claims quack discredited White House doctor.

Get ready for the “Weekend at Bernie’s” presidency!

Time to register to vote if you are a Californian who is against a fascist dictatorship. Tell everyone. Election coming in November.

Trump: “I’m not just a client of Men’s Pedo Club, I’m also the Owner!”

I don’t think “I’m not a pedophile because another pedophile (who is also a perjurer) says I’m not a pedophile” is the rock solid defense Trump thinks it is. How about interviewing the victims?

I think Trump’s on the way out. His billionaire overlords got everything they wanted with the Big Shitty Bill. He’s just an embarrassment now.

GOP: Guarding Old Pedophiles

If GOP is serious about cutting waste and fraud, then investigate why it cost $400 million to put up a few tents and cages for Alligator Auschwitz.

What are farm workers imprisoned at Alligator Auschwitz’s going to do all day? Pick fruit for pennies an hour. Welcome back, slavery!

We need a “Trump Death Toll” counter posted on digital billboards around the country, chirons on all news shows. Added 100 this weekend alone.

I noticed there weren’t as many Fireworks going off this 4th of July. Maybe people felt there wasn’t much to celebrate this year.

“Vote Republican. Because we’re all going to die anyway.”

The whole “cut Medicaid and SNAP so billionaires can buy another yacht” thing just isn’t working for me.

What is this weird, creepy “Daddy Trump” shit? So Cringe! What is the matter with these Trumpies? Who’s actually buying these T-shirts? “Please Daddy Trump, molest me some more!” It’s a global Embarrassment! We are the laughingstock of the world. And we deserve to be.

Trump would rather be King of a Massive Pile of Shit than be President of the greatest Country on Earth.

California needs to keep its federal tax dollars. Why should we fund Trump’s illegal war against our state? We must protect ourselves.

Trump has declared war on California. He’s desperate. National Guard and Marines? Too soon. Stupid move. Won’t end well for him.

Now we know why Trump pardoned January 6 rioters. It was so he could hire them as ICE agents. That’s why they are masked.

If Trump was serious about stopping illegal immigration he would send ICE after the employers who hire them.🤴🌮

Growing old is all about having shit come up in your life and saying “Oh no! How can I possibly deal with this?” And then you deal with it.

It’s past time that everyone in this country realizes that…The Fucking Emperor Isn’t Wearing any Fucking Clothes!!!🌮

“Palantir” is the seeing stone that the Dark Lord Sauron used to spy on the free people of Middle Earth. Sounds about right.

In case you haven’t noticed, Donald Trump is a LIAR. He and his goons lie 24/7, 365. And they are poor liars. 5 year olds are better at lying.

Attn: All Dictators, Strongmen and Terrorist Princes: Get your tickets for the Trump Corruption and Bribe Solicitation World Tour 2025!!! All offers considered! Going out of business sale for all American secrets and assets! Get sweet deals with the leader of the former Greatest Country on Earth!

Trump is the dictator with low self esteem. Russia is second rate, they are on their last legs. It’s ridiculous that the USA is kowtowing to Russia. The kompromat must be huge and horrible. A pee tape with some hookers doesn’t explain this.

Private Insurance companies are already taking over Medicare. This will be a disaster. It’s a service, not for profit. This is a quid pro quo from Trump to his billionaire and corporate donors. They are gutting Medicare so they can privatize it. Expect more and bigger co pays, denied claims, etc.

“Fascism. You’re soaking in it.”

Bill Maher is a big p*ssy.