So you've chosen the red pill...welcome to the desert of the real. Full disclosure it kinda sucks here haha. Ok rule number one no steak.

Fuck Jay et al. All power to the people.

Clocking in for my shift at the ass clown factory

I'm cringe I loved the mash-up era www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRGS...

Guinness Book of Akashic Records

Ready to give moving slow and not breaking stuff a try

Show me the meaning of being lonely

We're at the mercy of fools

I too deserve a peace prize

Every other post these days seems like the guy from They Live trying to break through

I bet I sound like this to all my friends

Steeling myself for the latest wave of fascism by binge watching Demon Slayer

Commander the rogue zerg have selected a new hive mind

The entire mainstream media establishment: Ah, nevertheless..."

Soon to be released Andrew Cuomo ad: "I am Male. I am White. I am Straight..."

Good morning fellow citizens, what are we allowed to talk about today?

Training myself to be surprised when I don't win the lottery

I like to knock things before I try them. I have no true friends.

If I was damned to hell I could see the devil making me go to therapy just to feel worse

Let some people in front of me while driving, guy behind me told me in sign language he was going to cut my head off

My internet browser window as I prepare to log onto Bluesky this fine morning

Every good workout mix should have three or four songs featuring Q-Tip

If there is to be war, let it be in my children's time, so that I may know peace

Owner of a Lonely Bret The Hitman Hart

We are ruled by the rizzless

Damn that looks bad, hope he does ok in the primary

I do? Do what? Remind you of a baby?

Googling "vegan pimento cheese sandwich near me"

Be fun to see if you could order one of these and use it before the delivery drone gets away

I fuck with the ineffable

Author of The Wheel of Time: "Time is like...a wheel"

Hello, adventurer. My name is Summer Long Balls. Stay a while and listen.

"What wisdom have we lost when we found knowledge! What knowledge have we lost when we found information!"

Andrew FOMO

Videri quam esse

National Public Radio

"Even my mama thinks that my mind is gone!" haha but yeah all jokes aside she is worried about me

🎶 I guess that's why they call it chartreuse 🎶

Sometimes I imagine that reality starts over once every possible thought has been thought

Fate is a complex labyrinth where cunning, reason and chance intertwine. Seeking knowledge is the most effective strategy to avoid mistakes, because intelligence is the antidote to ignorance.

Jason Statham preparing for any role he's ever been in: "I don't give a toss..." "I don't give a TOSS..." "I DON'T give A toss..."