My favorite perennial meme is probably the one where a demonic voice reads Psalms 23 over a Lobsterfest commercial

If they're gonna be nasty and make dr pepper hot dogs then the least they could do is commit to the bit and make hot dog flavored dr pepper

You discovered The Strokes from the viral Coachella videos? Fake fan. A real fan would know them from when she was hiding in an air duct in the ceiling of a bathroom in 2003 and overheard Julian Casablancas when he first hummed out the bass line for Reptillia

One time at a 711 I asked the cashier what those little coconut water juice boxes tasted like. He said "I don't know but if you try it in the store it's on the house." I did, and it was really gross, and the guy laughed

Looking for a band or artist that sounds instrumentally and feels similarly to Alt-J but doesn't support Israel. Any suggestions?

Which one is better, reversing your car against the flow of traffic on the freeway, or reversing your car with the flow of traffic on the freeway?

It already has every hallmark of a good resident evil story. -big house full of secrets -family living there also full of secrets -evil corpo lab underground -monster from lab breaks free and lurks the house -themes of genetic experimentation and corporate greed -Young girl contains the solution

Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom is an abysmal entry in the Jurassic Park series, but I believe that with relative ease it could be edited to become a very watchable Resident Evil movie.

My nervous system is super kiki right now and I need it to be bouba RIGHT now

Okay snake

@littledebbies.bsky.social I'm gonna have to ask you to get a fucking grip lmao

If purely "realistic" media is fascist (call of duty games, Christopher Nolan films, etc), then media that depicts how scenes feel rather than what they realistically look like (Speed Racer, Moulin Rouge, etc) is antifascist art

@sound-transit.bsky.social your security guards are panicking at Chinatown station y'all

link.deezer.com/s/32P1rXeT8b... If you have Deezer, you can give my playlist a listen! It's full of songs I'll never get tired of 🥰

could you fill a hula hoop with salt and then just swing it around to hit ghosts?

Last time I was high I said something really funny about Gravity Falls do you guys wanna hear it?

When the re4 remake came out I didn't even bother trying it because I assumed it wouldn't run on my gtx 1060 3gb, but this shit is running like fucking butttttteerrrrr and also the game is great. They optimized the fuck out of this

"you can't judge people in past centuries with the moral values of today" watch me, liberal cuck

Too cute for schoot

SODO smells like someone threw up Cinnabon into a gasoline fire

T shirt that says "ask me about my various transgender surgeries"

Guys, is this anything?

The fact that the US isn't really even trying to propagandize for this war is a little concerning

BeamNG Drive semi reliably makes my breaker flip wtf is going on

The conjuring movies are actually comedy if you're not Christian

Mormonism is so funny because it's got guys called, like "Elder Michaels" or somesuch, and they look just like this:

I'm here to drink dayquil and have a headache, and I'm all out of dayquil

Spiders Solitaire: whenever you get to a point where the game is unsolvable, a capsule within the deck bursts open and covers the area with thousands of spiders

I'm trying to watch thru Smallville, it's fun but very very bad. Not sure how it lasted so many seasons

It feels like every 2 or 3 years the Green brothers give everyone a reason to unfollow them (usually a shitty liberal opinion) and then everyone just forgets about it and goes back to loving them again. Hank, it's on sight for you, I'm afraid

Wow I love that there's only 6 Scream movies. They didn't feel the need to carry on with endless sequels. Just said what they wanted and stopped. Really respect that.

Hey yall this is your chance to show the trans community you really are an ally and you're not just saying it for brownie points!! -Do not support ANY of this -JK Rowling has said on numerous occasions that her income goes DIRECTLY into anti-trans legislation in the UK -Seriously. NONE. Of it.

Jurassic Park 5 is a terrible Jurassic Park movie, but a pretty good Resident Evil movie. You could edit out Owen and Claire and it literally would be an awesome Resident Evil movie

Just remembered Ryan Coogler is making a new X Files show with a monster of the week and everything, I'm so excited

Every time you abandon a game of solitaire at the start because none of the showing cards can stack, it goes to an orphanage where it gets picked on by all the abandoned Monopoly games

I'm about 6 seasons into Smallville (a little over halfway) and I like it but the biggest thing that ruins this show is the fuckass theme song

Every time I listen to Nirvana I'm disappointed that it's not Offspring

Does the stoner lesbian crowd enjoy Courtney Barnett?

Butch4Butch romance

Never ever ever ever call the police ever. There's no reason to. It will not help. Don't do it.

Tron ttrpg where you can play as a program, ISO, virus, or (maybe) a user. Theres also a class system, you can be a security program, game player, monk, etc. Both your class and species determine your color. You contend with cycle games, hand combat, tank combat, sprites all under Clu's watchful eye

Strongth

I love independent journalism. (By Megan Seling in @thestranger.com)

Writing prompt: After an alien invasion, it is discovered that the aliens, much like boomers, are highly susceptible to customer service speak.

Snake Treader 9000™

This is what I see if you have a ring camera

Got a theramin for my birthday, very much able to make ambient haunted house/scifi horror music now

Million dollar idea: Remake Deadpool with a different actor, but make him funny this time

I'm just like this pink buzzball rolling back and forth on the floor of the bus, leaking its contents in a zigzag underneath the seats We're sisters