LBH: My Shizun is on a mission so while he’s gone l'm gonna cut the sleeves off of all my shirts MBJ: why LBH: He’s pretty much 85% of my impulse control #bingqiu #svsss #ScumVillainsSelfSavingSystem

Org!SQH: The enemy of my enemy? yeah im tapping that Org!SQH: The enemy of my enemy is my friend with benefits #svsss #shangqinghua

SQQ: Just found out today that moths can make their genitals vibrate to throw off a bat's sonar SQH: I can too, you're just not skilled yet SQH: *helicoptering his dick so the System can't triangulate his signal* #svsss #cumplane

LBH: If my Shizun stabbed me (again) I’d thrust myself deeper into the blade just to be a few inches closer to him but thats just me idk #Bingqiu #svsss

SQQ: Sometimes I think about the fact that I married a man who once did a literal wine tasting in my ass and said "mmm... shizun" after each sip #svsss #ScumVillainsSelfSavingSystem #bingqiu

SQH: reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about SQQ: … auditory processing disorder? SQH, didn’t understood: Yeah! #cumplane #svsss #ScumVillainsSelfSavingSystem

[at SQQ’s funeral] SQH: *places his hand on the headstone and sobs* SQH: How could you do this to me? We are so understaffed. #svsss #cumplane #ScumVillainsSelfSavingSystem

I really wanna read more Jiang Cheng x Jing GuangYao! But so little fics! #chengyao

Was gonna say Binghe but poor Mo Ran has back problems for carrying a 20 cm #2ha #svsss #LuoBinghe #MoRan

LBH: As long as you're willing, I can help you make enough kids to form a whole sect SQQ: ... Shut up, okay? #bingqiu #svsss #人渣反派自救系統 #ScumVillainSelfSavingSystem

SJ: Somewhere between fuck you and I'd fuck you LBG: somewhere between 'go fuck yourself’ and 'no wait let me do it' #Bingjiu #svsss #人渣反派自救系統

SJ: Like you can boss me around in sexual situations SJ: But you better not dare to tell me what to do in regular life #人渣反派自救系統 #svsss #shenjiu #LiuJiu or #QiJiu

SQH: Don’t bite the hand that fingers you or whatever the saying is #moshang #svsss

more #svsss quick paints.. blonde! Binghe & SQQ's yaoi white hair from Esama's fic, "Metagaming" :3

SJ: The feminine urge to make him (YQY) hard SJ: Then not do something about it #svsss #七九 #qijiu #人渣反派自救系統

my ancient #cumplane #svsss #shangqinghua #shenqingqiu #momoart

Bunhe needs Shizun's ...guidance #svsss #bingqiu

MBJ: I see you're paying attention to someone who is not me. MBJ: Why is that. #mobeijun internal self #moshang #svsss

YQY: "I can change him" YQY: bitch why, hes the perfect menace to society and i love that #svsss #qijiu #七九

#LiuJiu be like FUCK holding hands for romantic purposes. hold my hand while walking on an icy sidewalk so if one of us slips we both eat shit

Liu Qingge Romantic Gesture Honey I ……. Bought us matching swords #svsss #liushen or #liujiu (SJ thinks it’s a dead threat)

“Shen Yuan was sent by a God to help Binghe. Who was sent for Shen Qingqiu?” - It's better to lose doing the right thing than to win while doing wrong by Godloki098 #ficrec #svsss archiveofourown.org/works/484382...

chopped mutton warm up🐑 #svsss #shangqinghua

What kind of a dream had that been?! Brain, please respond! No response comes. - What Dreams May Come by nachtofthedead #svsss #BingQiu #Ficrec archiveofourown.org/works/605454...

TLJ: Oh come on darling! keep up! is your age catching up on you already?! LQG: Shut up! YOU AND I BOTH KNOW YOU'RE OLDER! TLJ: Exactly my point darling! I should be the one huffing and puffing with back pain! #svsss #liuqingge #tianlangjun

SQH, teaching: Helpful grammar tip! SQH: Farther is for physical distance, further is for metaphorical distance, and father is for emotional distance! The disciples: … Shifu, are you ok? #svsss #shangqinghua #人渣反派自救系統

SQH: Looks like we can't isolate, ignore, ibuprofen our way out of this one boys SJ: Ignite it is then #scumplane #shenjiu #svsss #人渣反派自救系統 #shangqinghua YQY,outside: No! YQY, inside: I will help you Xiao Jiu~

SQH: “They'll never find the body" is a boring threat. Threaten that they'll never stop finding the body SJ: They'll be recovering pieces of you for at least three months. You will be alive for at least two of them SQH: Now, that's terrifying! #svsss #scumplane

SQH: If I may play devil's advocate... - annoying - sneak - weak SJ: As a terrible, horrible bastard, I think... - honest - self-aware - shows a passion for adjectives #svsss #scumplane

SQQ after LQG goes to pick a fight with someone: Oh, don't worry; Liu Shidi has gotten smarter SQH: Smart enough to not punch that guy? SQQ: Hm? Oh, not even close. I'm just saying, they've gotten smart-er #svsss #LiuShen #人渣反派自救系統 [screams in the background]

[Top Shizun :3] LBH: Last night, you were unhinged... LBH: You were like some desperate howling demon! You frightened me! LBH: Do it again ~ ❤️ SQQ: Quit quoting Morticia Addams and get your heavenly demon ass out of my bed! #bingqiu #svsss #人渣反派自救系統

LBG: I know 200 ways to kill a man. SJ: You could glue a jar of rats to his face and blowtorch the other side of the jar so the rats have to eat their way through his face. LBG: … 201. #bingjiu #svsss #人渣反派自救系統

SJ, in a peak reunion: sorry i ruined the vibe by bringing up logistics until the plan was fully formed and feasible #shenjiu #人渣反派自救系統 #svsss

YQY: Are you mad? SJ: No YQY: So sharpening knives at 2am is just a hobby? #qijiu #svsss #七九

SJ: Psst. Hey. Fucker. *Kisses you* idiot. YQY: hey sweetheart!! hey dear!! *fucking decks you in the face* angel:) #svsss #QiJiu #七九

Woman: aw he’s so cute SQQ: thanks he's a rescue LQG: stop telling people that! #LiuShen #svsss

YQY: covered in blood for sexy reasons YQY: also i just got stabbed YQY: dont suppose theres anyone here willing to tenderly clean, stitch and bandage my wounds while calling me an idiot in a exasperatedly fond tone of voice is there #qijiu #七九 #svsss

SQH: the best love language is being irritating SQH: i will annoy you because i love you <3 #svsss #shangqinghua

SQH: Nice fangs bro do you wana make out I mean make out I mean make out i mean make out sorry i mean make out i mean ma #moshang #svsss

SJ: not to sound like a total slut but oh boy it would be so nice to have a really long hug and some reassurance #shenjiu #svsss

YQY: me and my Xiao Jiu don't argue he bash my head in with a rock and I walk it off YQY: like a man #QiJiu #人渣反派自救系統 #svsss

🔞 9.5k words about modern AU Binghe sending Shen Yuan dick pics 'for review' (and contrary to the title, they do end up having sex) trans man shen yuan/weird combo of bingge+bingmei archiveofourown.org/works/60407536 #svsss | #bingqiu | #bingyuan | #fanfic ♡︎/⟳ appreciated!!

The beastly Emperor had apparently gotten sick of blackening his black robes on the grimy floor. Naturally he was the only uncomfortable person in that room. Pickle jars are very recommended nowadays, really corrects the spine. - Let's be quick by GrumpyTsundereShipper #svsss #bingyuan #ficrec

LQG: You think you're a better kisser than me??? SJ: Wha- LQG: You think you're a better cuddler? LQG: Come over here and prove it punk! SJ: 😳 #LiuJiu #svsss

[YQY asked to do a mission together] LQG: I’d rather be dead SJ, joking: Then I’ve some good news for you! [At the LingXi cave] SJ: … shit #svsss #LiuJiu #scumvillainselfsavingsystem

Wait wait if each demon emperor has one chance to revive someone in the tomb, technically TLJ was still the ruler and he revived SQQ then can LBH receive his mother? #svsss

🥒: *to ✈️* I apologise that I picked a fight just for the make-up sex. ✈️: … ✈️: You did what- #cumplane #svsss #shenqingqiu #shenyuan #shangqinghua

[It was as if one was the past and the other the future.] #BingJiu #svsss #人渣反派自救系统 #BingYuan #YueQingyuan #scumvillainselfsavingsystem

For the first post, it's a small au I made with Peak Lord!SY befriending the scum villain 😼 I've not yet explored the whole app, but I believe it is quite comfortable to get used to! Looking forward to gobbling up more #jiuyuan & #scumcum art like a beast #svsss

Shizun's goodest boy 🥰🐾 #svsss #bingqiu