Been an age an' a half innit? Man did the rural life and a culmination of bullshit make for a repressed pervert. But hey, I'm kinda enjoying myself again as I sit here in kneesocks, armwarmers, and a collar that's a bit snug, finishing a piss after letting loose an ache that felt good coming out.

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As I sit here on the can with an ungodly monster under my ass, I remember the time I (tried) to take a dump in a small water closet at a secluded, disheveled top level of a Thailand hotel. Disused gym equipment, sauna, and just general clutter of stuff being stored. A vibe I wouldn't find in the US.

Fuh. Been getting good logs lately, not that I'm complaining of course. Always good to enjoy a stretcher like the one that plugged me up.

Guh. Woke up from a painful cramp to take a shit and feel somewhat emptied out. Wished it wasn't sludge, but I can dream that one day that a cramp results in a massive snake to shit out.

I feel like I should ceremonialize the commitment to migrate off Formally Known as Twitter. If only I did it while on the can like I did when I pivoted once before, but few hours late to do that if my empty guts are anything to say.