"I asked chatgpt--" Shut the fuck up. I asked the Lady of the Lake, and she said you are unworthy of the sword Excalibur. You will never be king.

MY COCONUTS 🥥🥥 Got to do a little demo yesterday at a bar 💪🏻🤠

The joys of getting bigger, it’s bittersweet 😩💪🏻😅

Saw a Patreon account charging people that was nothing but AI content and now I’m seeing colors I didn’t even know existed from the rage that filled me.

Himbo…must…bench 💪🏻🤤

Felt very 80s yesterday! 🩷💜

THATS THAT THIQUE! 💪🏻🍑

Y’all might be wondering why I decided to do this on a whim: To test my abilities!

Was walking home from the bus stop and passed by my gym, needless to say I was tempted to try a squat in my cowboy gear 💪🏻🤠

You saying that you want me? So press record and let you film me on your video phone 📹📼📺

Jake lang American Nazi! How it started and how it ended!! Fight these bastards with every fibre of your being! Time to end these Nazi fuckers!!

You are an obsession You’re my obsession — Inspired by MaXXXine when she went to the club to lure that private investigator.

And Zeus said to Narcissus, “You better watch yourself!”

See you, Space Cowboy! 🤠🪐🛸

Y’all like squats? 🤪

This is why Shiva is the best summon

Feelin’ super today! 🖤🩷

Found out I’m on this list and I’ve never been more fucking proud of myself, clanker slop can eat my ass to my neck where my tonsils used to be!

“You are my Angel, Come from way above” 🪽 -Massive Attack, “Angel”

THIS MAN IS GOING TO BE THE DEATH OF ME I SWEAR TO LILITH HERSELF I WILL BE INCONSOLABLE WHEN THIS GAME COMES OUT

🩶

I moo now

A wise woman once said, “Stronger than yesterday!” 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

Y’all ever listen to fashion show soundtracks while working out? Right now this is a particular favorite of mine! youtu.be/D-d257F50kE?...

Of course as soon as my headphones die at the gym a fucking Nicki Magaj song comes on.

I didn’t want to say anything I got past the background check but I got a new job that I start February 9th! I wish I could put into words how much of a relief this is.

Howdy 😈

Uhhhh 😛 are you a wolf? Cause I’mma wolf uhhhhh 😜🤪 Rawr! Uhhh 😝

First chest workout of the year was a success! 💪🏻

What an excellent day for an exorcism 😈👹

Quote with your last gym selfie of 2025 💪🏻💕🩷

While y’all heauxmoe’s were waiting for a ball (hurr hurr) to drop I was busy becoming an eldritch horror abomination!

Say hello to Krampus you fucking bitch!

It's your birthday, Duane.

It really hasn’t felt like a “Party in the U.S.A.” in a really long time 😔

STAR ✨💫🌟

Me with my TV when he pops up on the screen.

If I see any of y’all trying to get with *MY* man Leon Scott Kennedy I am going to do something that history books will dedicate an entire chapter to! STAY AWAY FROM HIM!!!

DADDY’S HOME!!! 🥵🥵🥵🥵

Deadlifts from yesterday 3x 2 with 365lbs

Bench Presses from the other day! 295lbs for 2 x 1.

Evergreen

Rock the boat, work the boat! 300lbs for 3 x 4!

The war on Christmas is just a war on this tight, big fat, super glue vice grip ASS of mine!!!

Dust yourself off and try again! 💪🏻

Need to enter a bodybuilding competition so this can happen to me 💪🏻🥵

Hey, my eyes are down here you fucking bitch!

355lbs for 2 x 1, it feels good to be getting back to my heavy weights! 🏋🏻

Had a good workout last night 💪🏻

For those of you who may not understand why I don’t feel bad for them, *VHS (2012) SPOILERS* The three guys in the video (the one recording from his POV as well) had a pair of glasses rigged with a camera to record themselves having sex with women without their consent, do with that what you will!