So I think things happen for a reason. There was a mix up on my background check that I wasn’t a college graduate like I thought I was. When I emailed the registrar of my old school (now merged with another) they awarded me my degree officially so now I’m an actual college graduate.

So I’m not getting the job after all, even after being given a start date (don’t worry I told the HR guy over the phone what he could do with my ass). Taking the week to myself to just rest, at least I’m not in retail anymore 😮‍💨 I’ve weathered worse times than this, I’ll pull through.

Yeah…

Slick nights 🖤💙

Ain’t no hold ‘em!

My last lift of the week; 365lbs for 3 x 1 💪🏻😈 I got my start date for the new job and it just feels like my body is crashing after being stressed over it for a bit. I will return next week fully rested and better than ever theydies and themtlemen!

The Boss caught you staring at him, and he needs to reevaluate your performance now 😈

TOP DOG 🐺🦴

YOOOOOOO THIS IS INCREDIBLE!!! Thank you so much @adultjunkdrawer.bsky.social!!! 😍😍😍

Happy Locktober to all who celebrate, the boss expects you boys to do the company proud 🔐😈

HAPPY OCTOBER 1ST THEYDIES AND THEMTLEMEN!!! 👻🎃💀🔮🕷️🕸️😈👹🖤💜🧡

I did some more, 230lbs for 4 x 6!

BLANK PROFILES WILL BE BLOCKED AND NO MERCY WILL BE SHOWN! Automatic block! NO, and I mean *NO*, exceptions! That even applies to you; YES, YOU! 🫵🏻😡 You’ve been warned, thanks :3

Just realized I look like this iconic DIVA when I get up from my bench presses lol

285lbs for 1 x 2

CHEST DAY BEST DAY!

Last day of #Biceptember! 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

Starting my week off RIGHT

Some of y’all are too comfortable giving me your dog shit takes just because I have muscles and I’m here to tell you I don’t stand for that bullshit.

Think I’m still good for the job, I had to iron out a hiccup but I should be good to go again I believe.

Destiny’s Child - Cater_2_U.mp3!!!!

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I am proud to announce that I have plunged deeply into the gym douche himbro aesthetic. No I will not elaborate!

WOW, WHAT A MOMENT! 🖤🖤🖤

Just put in my two week notice, so long retail!

LISTEN UP LIBERALS‼️❗️ It’s a pillow! It’s a pet! IT’S A GOD DAMN PILLOW PET!

PINK PONY CLUB! 🐎🎠💖

Pink is my signature color after all 💖

He’s my pal, my homeboy, my rotten soldier! 👻💛🖤❤️

All I know is that tonight after my shower my fucking moose hoof better be afraid cause I am going to Patrick GoonAndBateman the SHIT OUT OF THAT BITCH!!!!

I CAN GO THE DISTANCE! 🌇☀️🪽🕊️🐦‍🔥

I GOT THE FUCKING JOB!!!!!!! 🎉🎈🥳🎊🎁🍾🪩🪅

Get your Hercules Himbo action figure today, comes with: a shaker bottle, snap backs, and thongs! Press the button for phrases such as: “Bro, can you give me a spot?” “The babes were totally ‘mirin my gains!” “*protein shakes belch*” “How’s the pec pump lookin’?!”

I think I clean up pretty good 👔

Do your cardio boys! That is an order! 🫵🏻😡

Grab this bull by the horns

Inhale deep 🚬

ALL BLACK

You / Your favorite Pokémon My best friends, my pals, my homeboys, my rotten soldiers, my sweet cheeses, my good time boys!

Uhhhh, first of all: NO Second of all: How dare you?! Third of all: How dare you pit the wonderous snails against the marvelous bull you fucking BITCH!!!

SPEND THAT SHIT, IM WORTH IT THICK, LOOK BETTER IN PERSON HAIR, NAILS MATCH MY BIRKIN I DONT BLOCK HOES, KEEP LURKIN’

I rented Weapons (2025) but think I got the wrong copy? I still haven’t seen it!

Everything comes from you. Everything is you. This is simply a better version of yourself. You just have to share. One week for one and one week for the other. A perfect balance of seven days each. The one and only thing not to forget: You. Are. One. You can't escape from yourself.

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Call me “The Great GYATTSBY!” the way this ass is fat! 335lbs for 2 x 1

Well that was fun, on to the “neck” one I guess! 😂🤣 Let’s talk about something more important: my big bouncy tiddies! 225lbs for bench presses!

Another hour done tonight after my lifting, walked home like this: