STATUES IN THE NEXT ROOM

Shout out to where my Himbospiration began, I remember watching this and being amazed.

*TAPS THE SIGN AGGRESIVELY TO THE POINT MY FINGER BREAKS*

While you're out there blowing all your money on stuff from Jeff Bezo's company today, don't forget the true meaning of Prime Day. He died for us so you could buy that cheap desk lamp.

I don’t think y’all understand I NEED THE SONG TO JUST FUCK ME IN THE EAR ATP!!! KENNYYYYYYYY!!!!

Today’s himbo workout jam! on.soundcloud.com/RGYmQ6AKjV1p...

She’s beauty and she’s grace She’s queen of being late She knows you’ll like the taste She knows you’ll goon and bate!

“I asked ChatGPT-“ Me: “Okay well I went into the Backrooms and asked the monstrous abomination of a past traumatic memory of mine and they said you’re a doody head!”

You’ve barely drank your himbo tiddy sweat babe you ok? 🥵💦

Load it up and doot doot doot! 275 for 3 x 1

A himbo hat, a hat for a himbo, the himbo needs a hat! Couldn’t resist getting this new one from @spacepupsilver.com when it debuted! 💪🏻😜

*sweats in “realizing I’m slowly becoming a furry”*

335lbs for 2 x 1 Haven’t done this weight in a while, surprised how easy it moved! 💪🏻👨🏻‍🦲✨🦵🏻

Chrome dome, again! 💪🏻👨🏻‍🦲✨

Her screaming and growling on this track bodies The Beatlesseses entire discography alone

BACKROOMS

NO NOTES 10/10 GO SEE IT

295lbs for 2 x 6 🦵🏻

CHROME DOME

Stanced up 💪🏻🤠

HEY JUICY, C’MON POP THEM TIDDIES BITCH! 295lbs for 3 x 1

Said Bench Press in question; 4 x 8 with 225lbs

What a difference (almost) 10 years makes! 💪🏻

Did I do bench yesterday? Yes! Am I doing it again today? YES! What are you? The god damn feds??! MIND YOUR BUSINESS!

A himbo? In pink! Well yes! 💪🏻🤪💖

You tried to use Sindel’s scream move in Mortal Kombat and pressed the buttons incorrectly? Shrill issue!

You didn’t feel anything watching the scary movie? Thrill issue

Hi gay! Happy Prid Munth, we are sashaying away into deals! 🥥🥥

Enjoy your Sunday tea boys! 🤠💛

Strongman loved showing off in some classic briefs! 🎪

Like I’m sorry but y’all can grow your beards, have all the muscle you can get, goon your fucking poppered up brains out to AcademyMen videos and get a military cut as the day is long but at the end of the day…

Also, if it weren’t for drag queens y’all wouldn’t have your cute little pageants and shit. Don’t pmo.

Leather gays being just as bitchy as the feminine gays they try so desperately hard to separate themselves from…more on that at 11!

Sometimes the CEO needs his own relief #FCF

Dude Gym Bro voice: “Hahaha bro were you born in late May or early June? Cause you’re Gem in my Eye!” 💪🏻😎

This Deadlift was brought to you and part by Stetson, Rubio Leather, Wrangler, Dan Post, the three Rainiers I had, Tim McGraw’s “I Like It, I Love It”, and viewers like you! YES, YOU! 🫵🏻 315lbs for 3 x 1 💪🏻🤠

Me

Feelin’ Witchy!

BWOOMPH!

Take me in glory

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First time I’ve gone this long without one since 2019! I wish I could put into words how proud of myself I am!

Jennifer Nightingale for all your gooning and bating needs!

Upon even further watching I realize I need this in latex 🩷💜

Growing up is realizing I’m both in this scene.

MEOW 🐈😽

COME TO ME BARTZABEL 😈🔥

DISCO TITS 🕺🏻🪩🥥

🖤🖤🖤

All eyes on me In the center of the ring Just like a Circus 🎪🎠🏋🏻