[ NC ] ▹ Good fucking lord Delilah.

callienotes in about a day joy is probably gonna experience the second most heartbreaking sight of her life

// OK OK BEHOLD: PURIFIED MORI

▹ ... 30 missed calls. 30. Missed. Calls. Every single one has so far has only ended in voicemail and it's stressing him the fuck out.

[ NC ] ▹ masato i swear to god

Blissfully unaware.

[ NC ] ▹ ... ▹ To be honest, I always thought people act flirty with me just to be flirty, not because of that. The most common compliments and flatteries he recieves are based off of his muscles.

[ NC ] ▹ .. I'm not good when it comes to romance. 💧 ^ has had multiple partners throughout his life

[ NC ] ▹ No clue how this keeps happening. ^ objectively attractive

callienotes MATHIASSSSS

callienotes Xander's ability to clock people's queerness is inmmaculate. He's done this 7 times and he hasn't been wrong once. If he's looking at someone and his gaze is lingering for a bit too long, he's not in love nor is he suspicious. He's just trying to figure out what flavor of queer they are

[ NC ] SLAMS HIS FIST ON THE TABLE SO HARD HE SNAPS IT IN HALF. ▹ I KNEW IT. I KNEW IT. I FUCKING KNEW ITTTT.

[ NC ] ▹ I am absolutely certain that she's not. I clocked this before I even got into highschool.

[ NC ] ▹ There's been a pack of baby shower decorations and multiple 'It's a girl!' balloons hidden in a box deep in my room, *waiting* for when my sibling visits. It's been there for years. I know for a fact they'll see light someday.

[NC] i knew you'd get owned, xander, but i didn't think you'd get owned so hard. ... wait-- what-- NO. WHAT'S HAPPENING. WHY AM-- oh, the .transfem thing. ah. of course. what Else would it be.

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callienotes And then I proceeded to sundry leftover tomato peels then make tiramisu base. And then I made the tiramisu filling and some coffee. And later I'm gonna make milk popsicles. And later I'm gonna make a ham and spinach bake for mother's day. And then I'll make some marinated eggs. And then

[ we win ]

callienotes YOU GOT HERE 3 HOURS AGO

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GUYS.. THEYRE PRANCING AROUND

callienotes theyre just going ANYWHERE

callienotes WHY ARE JEKYLL AND HYDE HAVING A DINNER DATE

callienotes ... frankly i am a little disappointed

callienotes im spoiling the shit out of him. he is getting a LARGE wardrobe

calienotes ... i really have no idea if this is the right color for his skin tone but he is very visibly Not white. But this is far too vibrant compared to his ref... hm

callienotes lowkey i might be cooked i have developed an unusual attachment to freyjr. Like not yumeing. I dont know how to explain it apart from the action of clinging onto his arm because you don't want him to get lost and not letting go out of uncertainty

callienotes joy..

callienotes 'NEVER BE CRUEL AND NEVER BE COWARDLY'.

callienotes are any of my oomfs alive..

callienotes Xander needs some therapy I think. Anyways FREYJRRRRR

callienotes Heartbreaking: Letting out your emotions when they start showing up is objectively better than suppressing them for years

// Siiiiighs I love MXMXNT0

His own words are being bounced right back at him and they hurt. They stabbed right through his chest and ripped his heart out. And the worst part? He felt like he could breathe so much easier without it. The weight it gave him. Of everything he's been trying to hide. [ + ]

callienotes When Freyjr tells Jouse his situation he is going to inevitably smell blood around the house in 2 days

callienotes now I'm curious. Which jashlings do you guys relate to the most

[ blehhhhhh

callienotes mori beforehand told noah 'did you know forest is an alien?'

callienotes tomodachi life...

callienotes THE FUCK DID I MISS

callienotes Hi Guys!

callienotes OBSESSED WITH THIS VIDEO RN. youtu.be/F6q8MR1Iz6M?...

callienotes I'm too yaoibrained for my own good I keep thinking about hypothetical xanmori. Oh my god the name sounds like cannoli HAHAA

callienotes WHAT IF I DIED