5 ⭐️ binge during my 24hr call shift

Started Saturday slandered by Goodreads (I’m behind on my reading goal)

Motivational Monday

Out shopping. Can I pick you up anything?

Morning tip to tip sesh

Gen Z orientees telling me “I know” after I correct something they did wrong might be my 13th reason…

Not me bawling hearing the astronauts voices… absolute heroes

T-minus 6 hours until four astronauts get sent to the moon!! 🤯

Officially older, unofficially wiser

Let’s go Hawks 💛🖤

Forget third wheel, I’m just out here unicycling life

Did it for the gag

Hawkeyes on to the elite 8, crushed it at work today, and it’s Friday! Have a great weekend! 😊

“Beautiful young man” -drunk, homeless man in a Walmart parking lot… I’ll take it 💁🏻‍♂️

Amaze. Amaze. 10/10

Trip booked to visit home in May 🥰 first time since December!

My tech today can’t handle silence, so he just keeps mumbling offensive comments and making weird noises… Happy Friday Jr

Is it weird I’m loving this color palette?

Actions are all I’m taking into account at this point

Sunday Scaries leading to booking three small trips in the next two months 😅

March Madness about to be the most stable thing happening in the world

Very drunk man: “Tickle his prostate!!” Me: “YEAH!!!”

Weather Channel reminding me of my dry spell…

My TBR won’t know what hit it this summer and I cannot wait (60 days and counting)

Gay me bopping to Tiffany in the corner while all the straights act like it’s not playing

Get by with a little help from my…self

Airbnb has the toilet paper under… I deserve a refund

Wild it still feels selfish to fill my own cup

Perspective to a really rough day: young Chris wasn’t able to dream this big but we’re making it

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.

Justifying dinner at 5pm tonight because next week it will be 6pm

Nothing better than knowing you’re right, but letting the other person get their way and letting them accept they were wrong later. I’m way past arguing anymore

So if we’re going around and just taking out leaders that are a threat to a large number of people…………

Today’s crash out brought to you by: this contract 🥳

Happy #Survivor50 day!

Schitt’s Creek to fix my day

Prepping for that summer feeling

Good morning

NW:

So there’s a season 2?

Maybe they kiss after they win gold…

They said you’re a regular…

Today’s lesson: “Never miss someone that knows how to find you.” Happy Monday peeps 😊

It may be silly, but I’m less excited to start book 3 because of this… 😅 #booksky 💙📚

Feb 15: bloomfs right back to flirting with everyone like they’re single

I could get used to winter in the south 😎

Happy Saturday

I’m getting pretty good at these first days. New adventure time!

Being so used to B1G football, this defensive game is *chef’s kiss*

On board for this becoming a trend when winning gold