Labor's proposal to curtail hate speech is UNREASONABLE! I cannot believe the Australian public is eating this up. A month ago the Liberal were calling for exactly this! But now, one month later they do it! Too late buckos! #auspol

HOW DARE THESE SELFISH ENTITLED UNION SLACKERS STRIKING ON NEW YEARS EVE! THINK OF THE "families and children who are trying to enjoy a free and fun night out" JACINTA SHOULD NOT HAVE LET THIS HAPPEN! SHAME! #auspol www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

EVERYONE! IM OKAY! THERE IS NO NEED FOR CONCERN FOR MY LEADERSHIP AT ALL! #auspol

You can't be a hero if you want Net Zero! #auspol

The Liberal party MPs have my back. We're real about solving climate change in this country. For instance, this summer encourage all Australians to crank up the AC to cool down Australia #auspol

NO MORE KEVIN ITS NOT 07 #auspol

Trump is onto something. Tariffs are the new diplomacy. Thinking of slapping one on the ABC for broadcasting ideas and doubling it if they don’t air more Bluey. #auspol

I would like to kindly ask people to stop talking about the nine consequative budget deficits the Liberals ran between 2013 and 2022. #auspol

REAL PEOPLE! REAL FAMAILIES! That's right Australia! We acknowledge you're real people! As opposed to the fake news people Labor keeps spending money on! #auspol

Albo! More like ALNO way Trump would talk to you! I've heard people call you a cuck. This is what you get under Labor, nothing is easy under Albenese. Not even a conversation! #auspol

The US say we should spend 40 billion more on military. WOKE Albo says no, but what does he know? Is he afraid of letting a few war crimes through, Afghanistan style? The Liberals know how to wage WAR! The Liberals know about responsible BUDGETS, we ONLY ran 9 budget deficits in a row! #auspol

My good friend Peter was right about the Guardian being hate media. Get this! They just posted an article reporting our members are old and dying! How RUDE! 68 IS THE NEW 28! Look at this GARBAGE! www.theguardian.com/australia-ne... #auspol

It's so nice to be back together, sure they say some wild stuff, and they embarass me at Sky News interviews sometimes, but they're ours and we're their's. #auspol

We're getting back together, oh how foolish we were to break up! Some might call use fools for trying to make a broken relationship work, but they are the fools! They're practically all woke anyways. #auspol

We're attempting to renegotiate terms with the Nationals - they get uninterrupted Friday night sports down at the pub, no more dishwasher duties, and limit to one compulsory dinner with the in-laws per quarter, we get their vote.

I have been made aware that in the wake of the cash rate cut entitled millennials have been eating Avocado toast. This is what you get under Labor, people living beyond their means. #auspol

It’s not us, it’s them. We need time to focus on us, rediscover our values, maybe spend some time offsite in Europe. The Liberal Party is ready to heal, thrive and yes, we’ve changed the locks and changed our Netflix password. We were carrying the relationship anyways... #auspol

When you hear the Greens crap on about climate change just think about how cold winter is! I say fire up more coal, it's freezing!

Typical Greens! Unlike the Liberal party who decisively elected a new leader (me) and threw out our former leader within 2 weeks. #auspol chaser.com.au/national/gre...

I had a delightful morning coffee at my local cafe. The staff were wonderful, they really seemed to enjoy spending their weekend slaving away. This is precisely why we shouldn't increase penalty rates. They were having a real hoot!

I would appreciate if people stopped talking about the travel expense controversy that led up to my resignation from ministry in January 2017, they weren't too bad, I only had to resign over them. #auspol

Quality journalism such as Sky News journalism is rare these days! These guys report what quiet Australia thinks! www.betootaadvocate.com/uncategorize...

Australia’s natural beauty is irreplaceable, which is why I’ve instructed photographers to take plenty of pictures before it’s gone.

People keep saying I don’t understand the environment, but I spent hours watching David Attenborough. What more do you want?

Numerology tells me that if we approve just three more coal mines, the planets will align, and nature will heal itself.

Some people say approving developments in koala habitats is bad, but I see it as giving them a chance to explore new, urban lifestyles.

Albanese claims he’s for the working class, but I’m still waiting to see him work a BBQ without burning the snags. Important stuff.

Australians don’t need more government support; they just need a bit more resilience, a few more side hustles, and maybe a lottery win or two.

I’ve consulted the numbers, and the stars have aligned. The universe is telling me Australia’s future lies in exporting more fossil fuels.

We’re investing in sustainable development by ensuring all new logging projects will have fully recyclable chainsaws.