"my nipples are so hard they could cut diamonds"

/ bro the fuck how do i have over 100 here already? 🧍🏼 i didn't realise people were following me here 😭

/ ya know what- what if we made a list for all the hhhb accounts and shared it around so it's easier to find people?

/ as much as i'd love to jump over here i do not have the brain to work two roleplay apps i've collared some of my @'s tho so when twitter dies ill be here

/picked a bad time to set up my rp accounts here lmao. im gonna go on a week hiatus. took much to do before comic con in a week my other muses are here too. @fcrducksake.bsky.social @sharkofloans.bsky.social

"not hard enough i'm still walking"

"my ass hurts"

/if i accidently followed my mutuals mains here thats my B i used the extention on the wrong account. doesnt say i am but ya know

⠀"𝐋𝐞𝐭'𝐬 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐭 𝐮𝐩!"

"in a fight?" "yes"

/ i forgot i made a bsky for blitz