Happy birthday up there big man 🙌🏻💜 RIP Ozzy 🙏🏻

The urge to reinstall Skyrim and leave society for 6 years 🫠

I finished the mid season finale of Stranger Things. I'm saying nothing but HOLY SHIT!!!! I MIGHT HAVE A PANIC ATTACK 🤣🤣🤣

20 MINUTES LEFT OF STRANGER THINGS!!! MY BUM IS TWITCHING!!!

Ex-drinkers who are sober and thriving, how did you achieve that?

I miss being young and stupid! Every day felt like an episode of Viva La Bam or a skateboarding promotional video. A lot has changed since then, myself included, but it's not all negative. I like who I am a lot more but I miss the world and the vibes that got left behind.

Chicken wings 👌🏻 That is all 😀

Does it really have to be this cold? I haven't seen my penis in days 🥶🤣

Wow, X is a drag. People could take a ray of light shining gracefully off a butterflies back and turn it into week long misery parade 🤣

Covid got me feeling like ass so I'm just gonna be lazy af and build an unnecessarily large megatructure in Minecraft and be grouchy 🫠🫠

NF's new EP is insane 🔥🔥🔥

Most people seem to prefer a social performance over a conversation and it's very sad.

Monty Python predicted it 😂

Is social media getting more shallow and uninteresting or is my algorithm just poorly sick right now? 😂

The Plot In You were amazing! Currents, Cane Hill and Saosin were amazing! Spent the whole night in the pit and now I feel my age. Bruises everywhere. Got battered all over 😂 Amazing!

I'm seeing The Plot In You, Currents, Cane Hill and Saosin tomorrow!! 🥳 Today is draaaaagging! 🙃

1000 days and I have mastered talking bollocks 😎

My Most Played Artists of October: 1. Sleep Token 2. Zach Bryan 3. Don Broco 4. Gorillaz 5. Cane Hill 6. Phil Collins 7. The Plot In You 8. Parkway Drive 9. Fightstar 10. President 11. Currents 12. Type O Negative 13. Skindred 14. Kate Bush 15. Andrea Bocelli 16. Daft Punk 17. Stan Bush

I'm still butthurt over last weeks traitors tbh 🤣

I don’t think I’ve ever wanted to be friends with anyone as much as I want to be friends with Hiroshi Suzuki, the Japanese ambassador to the UK. I absolutely love this guy! 💜

MOSH PIT CAM! Skindred were unbelievable last night!! 🤘🏻😎🤘🏻

Got an extremely last minute ticket for Skindred last night! OH MY LORD! I am aware of my age 🫠

Don Broco's discography is the best gym playlist since the soundtracks of the Rocky franchise 💪🏻😎👌🏻

After almost 2 weeks of uncertainty, the tests are back, and the medication is doing its thing. The boy is doing much better. He's no longer anaemic. The jaundice has really improved. His red blood cells are back at a much safer level. 1/2

The boy is home but we aren't out of the woods yet. We have to wait until Monday for more test results and then we will know what happens next. Hoping for the best but expecting the worst. Thank you for all of your kind and supportive messages. I appreciate you all 💜💜

My cat is at the vet right now, really ill, and under observation. We don't know how things will turn out, but he means more to me than any human ever will. If this ends badly, I'll need to disappear for a while.

🔥🔥 PARKWAY DRIVE WERE FUCKING INSANE!!!! 🔥🔥

PARKWAY DRIVE TOMORROW 🫨🫨

I'm not easily grossed out, but Episode 5 of Monster: The Ed Gein Story is grotesque 🤢😅

Sleep Token, President, and Fightstar have become three bands that make me wonder how the hell I even existed for so long without them 🥰🤣

Whoa, I had a dream that assassins murdered my entire bloodline, and I went on an absolute war path 😂 wtf is wrong with you, Brain.

I convinced my gf that the cat had shit all over the house yesterday using an AI generated image of the cat surrounded by poo. 😂😂 Also convinced a few friends that our local pub had burnt down 🤣🤣 I was feeling mischievous 🤪

I'm starting to think that The Truman Show is real and the directors are tormenting me for their own amusement 😂

My Most Played Artists of September: 1. President 2. Falling In Reverse 3. Parkway Drive 4. Sleep Token 5. Kublai Khan TX 6. The Kid Laroi 7. Motorhead 8. Don Broco 9. Type O Negative 10. Fightstar

The Kid Laroi’s latest track A Cold Play is giving me major Twin Peaks vibes!! 🔥🔥 Love how he always comes through with these dreamy instrumentals 💜

"Whatever you try to control will eventually elude you"

PRESIDENT HAVE SMASHED IT AGAIN!!! CONCLAVE IS AMAZING!!!

SLAM DUNK LINE UP IS FUCKING AMAZING!!!

Nobody got any business having that many legs. Fuck Spiders!

Just finished watching Howl's Moving Castle. Hayao Miyazaki is a genius, man!

I can't believe it's taken 25 years to get round to watching it. Spirited Away is one of the most beautiful movies I've ever seen. 😍

I had an early night, and now I'm watching Spirited Away in the early hours of the morning, considering becoming nocturnal 🤣 The world is quite peaceful when all the humans are asleep 😌

United we stand, divided we fall. Stop forgetting this.

What's going on with Pink Floyd's spotify?

None of my neighbours respect their front doors at all 😂 SLAM SLAM SLAM! What did the door do, guys?

Is anyone elses instagram algorithm absolutely insane? 😂

I left my phone in a taxi last weekend and this weekend, and luckily, I got it back both times. 🤣 That said, this seems to be my cue to stop drinking. I've allowed it to get a bit silly.

It's pretty fucked up how dissociated people are from watching each other die, and how quick they are to glamorise and glorify savagery.

New Twenty One Pilots album 🔥🔥 I really like it 💜

I'm really not a big fan of the human race at the moment.