Hitting on 10 people you're not interested in at once is really hard

I've never watched The Emperor's New Groove, but I have watched its sequel Kronks New Groove and I didn't know it was the sequel until I was an adult...

I have a bad habit of hitting on my guy friends female partners... (it's all playful I swear I'm not a girlfriend stealer)

Created my first character thats part of an existing family, its a real adjustment going to matching lore and the transition from doing relationship rp to family rp with my friend

Is anyone else worried that gta 6 is actually gonna suck, and all your friends who are so excited for it are gonna get real depressed...

I havent erp'd in like 2 years, but somehow everyone still knows me as a a degenerate erp'r

Been really happy to be in a city again, some Halloween pictures from last night 👻

So many people (usually men) don't realise that if women came out and told every instance of abusive behaviours, sexual harassment and/or assault, or threats then it would never end. It never ends for us irl, the degree just fluctuates and honestly we're all just so desensitised

Who else watched the mysterious cities of gold as a kid and got traumatised by the ending clips of historical information?

Does anyone else sleep so aggressively they wake up with a blocked ear from smooshing the pillow too hard with their head... (my poor pillows never stand a chance)

When you're in a call and someone has the best rp server idea, but neither of you have the time, energy or dedication to actually make it a thing...

I GOT MY DISCORD BACK

Idk but I swear most of my relationships with guys end up with me being the little sister/daughter of the pair/group, and not that I'm not grateful it's cosy like that, I do wonder what about me is giving that energy...

It feels like the 6ish months have just been non stop getting my ass kicked by people/situations and I'm so tired

locked out of discord for their faulty age verification system, might take days/weeks to resolve... i feel so isolated

I've been massively in my fanfic arc and have been consuming a worrying amount per day...

Spent 2 days in hospital, am all good, thank god for the nhs

accidently swallowed a piece of glass at work and had it stuck in my throat for hours, would not recommend

You ever feel like every relationship you have is just an extension of a pity invite to be in their lives...

Its so cute how my friends kids just know me as Plant and think thats a totally normal name and then they'll say 'hi plant' in the cutest lil baby voices (I don't have baby fever relaaax)

Apparently I've been out of the dating game for too long, since when did internet stalking the person you like instead of actually having a conversation with them become normal????

i feel attacked

Ngl, I adore Palia but levelling up in cooking is so fucking miserable

I miss rp so freakin much, and honestly its showing me i probably have an addiction to it because of how bad losing it is effecting my life rn

Periods fucking suck because why have i just laid down on the floor twice today and now am struggling to have the energy to sit in a chair...

Why the hell am I required to add a credit card to prove my age, when I already have a debit card attached????????????

I found out about an hour before the last screening of kpdh at my local cinemas that it was showing, me and my youngest sister had the best time it was so amazing and she had so much fun. I feel so happy that I made her smile so much

I've officially survived the first 3 nights of being home alone for the first time in my life. I do not think i'll be moving out until I'm married because being alone is fucking terrifying

Being on an rp hiatus sucks. I miss it so bad

Yesterday I perma'd Lily/ I've played her for over 2 years now, and shes been through hell. She died as she lived, surprising people and being a menace. I'll miss her

Running on tears and less then 2 hours sleep rn. Crazy how quickly things can be completely destroyed for you

You know whats great about trauma? Even years after you start the healing process you still uncover ways different things fucked you up. Its like a never ending jigsaw puzzle but you can only put the pieces of yourself in the right place after you get each one out of a puzzle box.

One of the saddest things about rp is when the people you become friends with move to different places, and you never get to spend time with them anymore. I miss so many people

Hot KPDH Take: Most attractive human form male - Bobby Most attractive demon form male - Abby Most attractive girl - Zoey (baby girl deserves someone who will watch a 5 hour turtle compilation)

If you were to die tomorrow, what kind of person would you like to be remembered as, and what do you think you actually will be remembered as?

it hasnt even been 3 months yet...

I've been worryingly obsessed with palia... halp

I just want someone who's gonna take me to the farmers market (not abandon me there) and teach me to cook without yelling at me

Been in the weird headspace lately where I feel like I'm failing at life, close to the expiration date where no one will want me ever, and I'll never be really happy. Life is weird

Excuse me while i listen to the anthem of my people for the next 50 years of my life youtu.be/uPx96V-biOI?...

How would you like to be rizzed/hit on in each of these three places: A coffee shop A club A public park

Hormones are weird because why us it not even 8:30am and 2 videos have made me cry a little already

Had a wild night of rp the last 2 nights, got hit by a limo of angels, beat down 2/3 of them with a shovel, the last night a gang we though we were friends with took lily and paulie and mag dumped them ocean dumped them for it. So many cops and friends came to save us tho

Hell yeah, my one win of the year

women will carry unimaginable primordial rage but still go about their day as if nothing is wrong and that is very sexy of us I think

Sometimes in life the best apology you can give, is saying you're so sorry for what you've done, turning around and leaving them to their peace. Sometimes you hurt people too deeply to be forgiven, and forcing your presence on them only hurts more.

Does anyone else love it when you get far enough into a friendship with someone and realise it's just a friendship, no concern that they're looking for more, just solid cosy friendship I swear its one of the best feelings

do u ever think about how silly being in love is? like ohhh look i talked and flirted with this person enough that now i think about them constantly and envision my future with them and talking to them or seeing them gives me butterflies and releases happy chemicals in my brain

Don't give me one-sided unrequited love, give me two-sided unwanted love. Both sides are deeply in love with the other and both sides are like 'fuck, really?? them??? really?'