Twitter thinks Trump should win the Nobel Prize.

If you’re still here, guess what

If we lose to the Giants

Defense just sorry as fuck yo

Stop sign?!

I hate when I try to sleep in and my brain wakes up, having random thoughts about everything.

Yall why the fucking light cut on

The lamp is on his night stand and I have a candle warmer lamp on my side. So tonight I loosened the light bulb 😂😂😂

I get so irritated when I wake up, and the light that I asked this man to turn off, has been on all mf night

I ain't had to roll my own j in months..probably years

Have yall ever tried biting the shark back? Bc o feel like that's their problem. They dk how it feels to get bit tf back

This ain't no fucking sing along. So girl what ya singing for?

My adjustable base wires have been stripped on my bed. Thank God I got the warranty

Words cannot express how fucked up the Dollar Tree has me rn. Walmart is cheaper

This promotion is really making me hate my job 😫

I just transplanted my pothos 🫣 lets see if it survives

So close to hitting 6 figures. Definitely by next April ❤️

Deuce Vaughn is this big 🤏🏾

Please don't keep saying the same shit over and over after I've acknowledged what you're saying

Pick 6 !!

I can't wait to clock out tomorrow

If you still have both parents, I'm jealous.

Bootlicking a corporation and scolding the workers is crazy

I did not hit the lottery so I'm working

And when Aubrey drops them tour dates....I'm in there!

I ain't seen a bird all summer

I bash men all day but at THE END OF THE DAY I be like this w/my man

No I started Kindergarten at 4

2015 IG and Twitter

Wont he do it!

I love this for Dreka 🥰

"nO tAx oN oVeRtImE" -rolls eyes in salaried

Them: what type of music do you like? Me: orchestra music Them: oh like Beethoven? Me:

My sister hasn't answered any of my FaceTime calls all weekend. But she texting. IKYFL

Gangsta Vybes x Finesse2tymes

Let me gather myself. It's Friday night.

I'm so annoyed and music can't fix it. So I might just be pissed.

And fuck Lena Waithe

The Dallas Cowboys have no intention of trading Micah Parsons, per sources. Still, teams around the league are planning to reach out to check on his availability today.

Micah!! PLEASE DPMO

When they go low, I go LOWER -Eric Mays

This person right here will have an amazing August

He's concussed. Head first

If yall don't like football, prepare to be sick of me!

A fumble off the rip! I looooove football

Football byyyyyke! I can feel my soul coming back into my body

Every woman’s love language is not having to ask

Let me have this man's dinner ready when he walk in