@softboy.bsky.social it was going so bad til i got it

chop chop 🪵🪓

finally some new packs on Pokemon tcgp!! been saving up my hourglasses 😌

been having such a nice time in Glasgow 🥹

good hair day

made my first purchase on vinted dot com

had to take an uber to my pt session and I got such bad motion sickness from looking at my phone in the car that I had to turn around and go home 😭

hello I am alive and finally over my jet lag

Omg you people cant do anything is literally a daily affirmation for me

one of my least favourite genres of content-slop is fake text chats

summer break has officially begun 😎

lovely rainy weekend 🍂

it’s the freaking weeking baby

one week until my six week summer break starts 🫦

it’s called fashion

I’ll be doing an acoustic set at ✨🏳️‍🌈 Forest Gate Pride🏳️‍🌈✨ Saturday 28 June @ 11.00am

anyone playing Pokémon TCGP willing to trade me: - tapu koko ex - palossand - alolan persian - magearna - absol - tapu koko (full art) - tapu lele (full art) want to finish these last two sets before the new one drops 👉👈

me and my on repeat

finally starting to see some progress after five months of gyming with a PT the quest for choke me arms and big naturals continues (the belly can stay)

🐣

asked for a ned flanders moustache at the barbers

Just bought all these chalk paints. The Mondrian-ification of my flat continues 🙂‍↕️

spilled a shake all over my living room right as I was meant to leave for work this morning

listening to new sam fender in the sun feeling very *girl who is going to be ok*

word book day baby

🚨 cats @ school 🚨

having the worst luck with the space-time smackdown packs opened 157 (!!) packs so far and these are the only cards ⭐️⭐️+ cards I’ve pulled (and the yanmega was from a wonder pick)

love how thameswater is like hey diva your bill is going up 65% :) but no we aren’t going to stop dumping sewage into rivers xx

Frankenstein’d my IKEA lamps

chest: infected ✅ anti: biotics ✅ big: boobs ❓

where are the new packs?? where is trading??

so ready for the new packs tomorrow 🙂‍↕️

my legs almost gave out walking down the stairs as I was leaving the gym today ✌️

of course it’s That Tweet

😳

Trying out Pixelfed drop your @ if you’re using it!

finally started swimming again and immediately got the worst ear infection I’ve had in years

good morning ⛅️

the kids asked what I did over the break and as soon as I said I’d gone to the gym one of them piped up with “hmm I can still see a belly” 🥲

have my first PT session at the gym in a few hours and I’m so nervous

merry xmas divas do you like my new pjs

*Linus and Lucy by Vince Guaraldi plays softly in the background*

my fave selfies of 2024 ✨

can someone come pat my head and rub my tummy plz

stomach bug is back

every year we take our kids to the junior school next door to see their Christmas play and all the kids I’ve taught (so half the school) start screaming when I walk in 😭

ITS BRAT WINTER, BABY! (I have norovirus)

they turned your grindr bio into a candle