*rolls in* my bad y'all I like died or something but I'm awake I'm alive.

At the beach right now like oh I should take promo photos for my tentacle book... Does this instead. 🤣

I hate using Meta apps, but it feels unavoidable if I want to promote my books. You have to be where the readers are, and this is my career. I can't just stop marketing on there.

Apparently tiktok isn't getting banned??? But I already have over a dozen unhinged videos drafted I planned to post before Sunday so ... gonna post them anyways. Fuck it.

Hello to everyone who's first impression of me comes from bluesky - you're missing out on a lot of lore and chaos. If you like raccoon chaos, paranormal erotic romance books, and fat bodies being worshipped, come find me!

If you don't follow me on tiktok then you're missing out on my final spiral into weirdness.

The raccoon in me says FUCK ZUCK but then the two business brain cells pop up and remind me we can't buy snackies and pens without money and Meta is where the readers can find me...

It's been 36 hours since we had heat in our house and I have accepted my fate to become a raccoon-icle. A frozen little treat filled with smut and monster energy drinks.

Me, googling : how long does a dead body stay warm. My fbi agent : this is for book research, right??? Me : ... ... ... yes ... ... ... totally for book research ...

Other people : OH NO NOT MY TIKTOK me, who hasn't had a good video in over a year : you wanna fuck a bear?

If you can't decide between a flavored energy drink and a hot yummy latte, why not have both?

ME AF.

Introducing my new little buddy, FidgetBandit!

Just saw on threads that talking about medical conditions is part of the restricted content warning for January 2025 ... so you know, as a disabled autoimmune chronically ill girly, this is fun.

Where are the stylophiles? Looking for the journaling besties. The bujo-ers. I need to find my people. Come to me. Let's talk pens and journals. I found my 2025 bujo and I need to scream about it.

Sometimes I stand at my bookshelf and lovingly caress my books, and if that makes me weird, well, what else is new.

I am twirling. Spinning. SPIRALING. Typical Tuesday Behavior.

It's my three year authorversary. My Debut, One Night in Garoureve, came out on this day, and since then I've published a total of seven novels, 2 novellas, and 1 short story. All of them feature a fat FMC. This is a thank you to all the fatphobes who pissed me off, I made this my brand. Stay mad.

Are you looking for plus size romance books featuring plus size bodies being loved and worshipped? Then look no further than the plus size romance reads author list! #plussizeromance #plussizeromancereads #romancelandia #booksky

If you're a plus size romance author, please COMMENT so I can add you to the list!

Is this... have I... is this the highlight of my author career? Because I think it is. Can't get any better than this! Sarah MacLean is reading my book. 😭😭😭

Do you write about fat delicious bodies getting loved up and down and living their best fat fabulous lives? Then LET ME KNOW because I am starting a Plus Size Romance Author list here on bluesky! #booksky #romancelandia #plussizeromance #plussizeromancereads #romancebooks

How does #booksky feel about #plussizeromance because over here it's a whole MOOD.

Can I tell yall a secret? I forgot my annual reread of a classic and I don't feel guilty about it.

Everyone meet Mashumaro, my Okinawan Typhoon Cat who thinks he's for the streets but will cry if his heated blanket isn't ready for him when he wants a nap.

Due to concerns about the safety of myself and my readers, and my refusal to support those who do not support the rights of human beings, I will not be attending Lust in the Lowcountry. You can read more about it here.

I thought I had twitch figured out. I watched some videos, set up obs, made a brb scene and a cute overlay for my sprinting scene, and then I tried to fit my sprinting window and Webcam in the overlay ... anyways maybe not fuck tiktok live bc twitch is hard. 😭

I'm officially over the BS that is going Live on Tiktok. Since I returned to the states, it kicks me off after 18 minutes on both my tablet and phone. Then the other day there's no issue for an hour, but it restricts my live. The next day, at 18 minutes, booted again. I'm moving to twitch.

Not the CLASSICS 🤣🤣🤣

I'm over here just trying to reread my notes to work on the next chapter but I keep getting distracted bc WOW THE TENSION IS HOT and then wait why did it stop when is the author going to update this- oh yeah. It's me. I'm the problem. Ahh.

Random raccoon thought- what if we put the bronco berry sauce in the fried jalapeños and then dipped it in a cool cream cheese dip, thereby avoiding the molten cheese bomb that comes with biting into Arby's jalapeño poppers...

Why work when I can instead draw??? Six days until I'm back on adhd meds. 😭😭😭

This is Sophie. Sophie likes to sit with the books. We love Sophie. Sophie says fuck the patriarchy. In Sophie we trust.

Hello to everyone who does not know me from my absurd tiktok dances or my chaos posting on threads. I'm Elle, I'm a feral audhd raccoon author, and I write about fat girls fucking paranormal shifters and monsters.

🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 TAURUS 🕯 PROTECTION 🕯 CIRCLE 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

How does one join the "not a good artist but they're trying their best" side of bluesky? I would like to apply. 🤣😭

What happens when you let me get my hands on my favorite subgenre and I threaten to beat it into submission so I can make it kiss another subgenre? This freaking thing Boss's suppressed hidden Omega daughter plus Alpha enforcer bodyguard equals DEVOTED DESTRUCTION, a mafia omegaverse. #romacelandia

What if, just for the fun of it, I actually authored today? Maybe? Idk. Considering it. Just for the laughs.

Let's train this algorithm. Wolf shifters Bear shifters Vampires Tentacles Werewolves Omegaverse Libraries Romance books Plus size Fat girls Anti AI Indie books Explicit consent Raccoon antics Author chaos Paranormal romance Monster romance Bullet journal Pens and markers Bookshelf Napping

As more party animals come rolling in, the question is this : do I perform my professional author duties and promote my books, writing, and other serious business ... or do I continue my raccoon audhd antics from threads and be chaotic?

Never fear, bibliophiles and stylophiles. Your favorite raccoon author of paranormal erotic romance featuring fat girls getting railed has finally arrived. And now, to find my people! #paranormalromance #monsterromance #author #books #plussizeromance