While everyone was trying to get Mitch on the line, Lindsey Graham was packing his things?

Team Charlotte should not exist. That retcon of a character was created to give Valentin redeeming qualities, and I’m always reminded of how much I hate his character when the issue of her custody comes up. Free Lesley Lu Spencer. #GH

I hate to even see Curtis on my screen at this point. He’s been repeating the same 4-5 lines since that accident he & Jordan caused, and all I keep thinking is: that wreck should’ve landed him in the same position Drew is in. #GH

Dante had more smoke for Gio over Rocco’s boneheaded decisions than he has for the woman who kidnapped him not once, but twice. He & Lulu standing idly while their teenage son declares his love for his kidnapper is… gross. The writing for this storyline has really become offensive. #GH

It bears repeating… Danny and Charlotte are cousins. #GH

Now Rocco loves Britt and she’s important to him? Since when? Boy, she stole you as an embryo to trap a man! #GH

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Pivoting to an inappropriate relationship between a traumatized teen and the suddenly obsessed surrogate who stole & carried him without his parents’ knowledge or consent to give KT something to do during SB’s break was an AWFUL decision. I want Britt dead to spare Rocco, and I’m a Britt fan. #GH

At this point, I want Cullum to shoot Rocco or Danny. It’s become apparent that the only way either of these dumb ass boys (and the adults enabling them) will get anything through their heads is a serious brush with death. Hell, have him shoot Chase, too, for good measure. #GH

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BLQ & Chase being the last to realize their marriage is - ostensibly - over is actually kind of sad. Chase trying to make his wife “side” with him over her grandmother. Willow scheming against the woman who has successfully turned her husband’s head away from his marriage & his good sense. #GH

Looks like they’re setting Brennan up to be the person responsible for finally neutralizing Willow, but by the time he’s in position to do so, he’ll have developed feelings for Nina. Hopefully, not before he’s gotten Drew out of that wheelchair and back in the ring with Willow & Nina. #GH

I do not care about Cullum. Or Faison’s project. Or Britt & Rocco being on the run. Or Joss being locked up with Obrecht. Or Cassius. Or Valentin being hunted by Cullum. I just… don’t care about the current Spy Games lineup or the players. Anna Devane, you are missed. #GH

Carly prioritizing banging Valentin over finding her missing child - who she recently learned is part of an international spy organization - does not track. At all. At her very worst, I can’t recall a time she was chasing a man instead of trying to save one of her spawn she knew was in danger. #GH

I wanted to throat punch Chase each time he threw BLQ in the middle of the conversation between him & Tracy. Neither Michael nor Tracy or even Willow needs to do anything for this idiot to ruin his marriage. He’s doing quite well for himself. #GH

Justine is the perfect audience stand in for dealing with Chase. She cannot stand his dumb, dopey ass. #GH

The Spurs led every Finals game by double digits and lost all of them except 1. That entire squad - from Coach Johnson to Wemby and beyond - will have to mature to get over the hump.

After 53 years… congratulations to the New York Knickerbockers.

Brook Lynn doing all of this instead of just telling her husband Willow is a hard boundary for her because she doesn’t trust his ex wife or her motives is ridiculous. If she’s too afraid to demand Chase respect their marriage over his friendship w/his manipulative ex, they’re doomed to fail. #GH

So, is Ethan not Phoebe’s father? I really don’t care enough about that baby for them to be trying to add layers of intrigue to the story. #GH

Willow saying Tracy is living in Monica’s house with Monica’s family just made my eye twitch. Tracy is living in HER parents’ house with her son, daughter in law, granddaughter, grandson in law, and nephews. Meanwhile, Willow is drugging her husband & blackmailing her mother. #GH

Michael, Molly, Kristina, and Morgan were thick as thieves back in the Brownstone days. Kristina leaving is the gift that keeps on giving because I, too, would love for Michael & Molly to remember that and become the close confidant cuzzos they once were. #GH

I know they didn’t just kill Martin?!!! #BeyondTheGates #BTG

Saw the youngs calling Gwyneth Paltrow gwynocide under one of those Israeli real estate ads, and I have yet to recover.

I don’t know that it’s possible to recover from how demoralizing it must be to lose a game in which you were leading by 25 points in the 3rd quarter. The Spurs but a damn good run, but I think the Knicks just secured the series tonight.

My memory is a little foggy… did Jordan ever apologize to Shawn for the lie she told about TJ that cheated him out of raising his son? Jordan has BEEN Portia. To have her pretend as though Portia’s words or actions are unforgivable is ridiculous, I don’t care how in love with Curtis she is. #GH

Now, what was the point of the Sidwell arrest if they were just going to undo it by the end of the episode? If his character is just going to join the list of folks involved in this stupid story in hiding, being held captive, or on the run; we didn’t need the fake Lucas shooting to get there. #GH

Free Tanisha, too! They’ve turned Jordan into a vapid pick me simpering behind Curtis and his delusions. Instead of exploring how this scar is clearly impacting her mental health, she’s having to corral her pigheaded ex in his one side beef against his ex-wife and her new man. #GH

Curtis putting all this emphasis on HIS family when talking to Portia is why they need to bring some damn body named Robinson into this show ASAP! Portia needs support beyond Isaiah & Trina as she starts over from scratch with a newborn at her advanced age. #GH

It took them a year to have Trina - a soon to be college graduate - acknowledge that she needs to get out and stay out of her divorced parents’ personal business. I’m so disgusted with the writing she’s gotten over the past few years. Free Tabyana! #GH

Jack not turning Nina & Willow in for drugging him is precisely what’s wrong with this storyline and most storylines involving Nina and/or Willow - from the cancer baby to Nixon Falls. There have got to be consequences to build stakes! Seeing them skate is not entertaining. #GH

- Portia didn’t cheat on Curtis. - Jordan & Curtis caused their own car accident. No matter how many times the show tries to gaslight the audience by saying otherwise in the dialogue, I will not be moved from these positions. I saw what I saw. #GH

The appeals court justices in the Brendan Sorsby case all went to the Texas Tech School of Law. The outcry after Monday's ruling allowing Sorsby to play could help neutralize that potential advantage.

There is no way in hell you giving Patrick Justin McAfee 60 million American dollars a year to be the most under informed vector of sports information on earth

I’m fine with an age gap… within reason. I sincerely hope the show isn’t chem testing Joss & Cassius. All I see during their “moments” is Joss as a little girl running around Wyndemere on the case of the Chupacabra with Spencer when Nathan came to town, met, and fell in love with Maxie. #GH

Need the show to just commit to making Trina/Kai and Emma/Gio couple friends, and get them collaborating on the case of either Drew/Willow, Anna’s disappearance, or Joss’s kidnapping. One couple or the other has a vested interest in each of these things, and they’re currently doing nothing. #GH

I’m here for scheming BLQ & Lucy, but I remain unmoved by this car accident fallout. This push to create drama surrounding something the alleged “victim” is actually at fault for is just SO stupid. The show should’ve figured out a way for them to discover what Willow is doing to Drew. #GH

This Cassius & Obrecht discussion is more proof that Madeline should still be alive. She was the most interesting member of the devious Westbourne clan, by far, and her family is STILL feeling the effects of her manipulations decades later. #GH

Tell him again, Portia! Don’t let Stella or Trina or anyone else deter you. You’re right! Trina had the best upbringing possible because she was raised by you and Taggert! #GH

Is Scott coming back? Because if not… #GH

Chase pretending he’s not a sucker for his ex-wife’s broken bird act while talking to BLQ confirms Tracy is right. He’s gonna cheat, and if BLQ is too much of a punk to call his ass out for diminishing his wife’s obvious concerns about his closeness with Willow, she’s low-key permitting it. #GH

I don’t care about Phoebe, Delilah, or Ethan. At all. #GH

Sidwell was ready put two in Joss’s chest without a second thought, and Tracy is kicking Chase out of the Q manse and implying he’ll be served divorce papers without a word to BLQ. #GH

They done turned Willow into a full on scallywag! In her bathing suit, trying to seduce BLQ’s husband on Quartermaine property?? For shame. #GH

Sigh. I still struggle to understand why TPTB insist upon shoving Nina & Carly down our throats as scene partners. They are neither dynamic nor interesting… and I watched Annie Dutton and Cassie Layne, so I know the issue is NOT Watros and Wright. It’s Nina and Carly. They’re unwatchable. #GH

We watched Valentin’s parenting lead to his kid getting shot by a damn spy because he didn’t reel her in when he knew she was heading toward danger. Lesley Lu is not wrong! At all. #GH

#Shada finally on the rise?

This was written BEFORE that 6 point performance yesterday. Eyes are opening.

Saw someone post the Kobe “job’s not done” clip from the ‘09 Finals presser in response to Wemby’s emotion last night, and I’m still confused at the logic behind comparing a player competing for his 4th ring to a player competing for his 1st. Let current players be themselves.

Michael telling Jacinda that BLQ has dimmed her light for Chase and BLQ finally acting like a woman raised in Bensonhurst and warning Willow to stay away from her husband… I feel a character reset on the horizon for Brook Lynn Quartermaine. Finally! #GH