Hope this is the first of many, but Maudlin got there before anyone. “Employee Completely Denies Being a Piece of Shit” is live. Grateful to start here.

“‘It is what it is.’ Fluff masquerading as profundity is almost always the apt thing to say.”

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"The man looked up at you and smiled. You look down at your piss stream. Suddenly, Nerves by Silkworm starts to play."

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I had my first rejection for my CNF, "I Did Not Quit Freely." Here's the first sentence: “The judge’s voice arrives as static, the sound of a person attempting to become official.” I look forward to hearing many more.