This mirror didn't have a price tag, and the thrift store gave it to me for 50 cents!

Can't believe I used to take random ass BuzzFeed quizzes to figure out things like what type of bread I am

Me in 40 years:

Need Bloomfie advice.... has anyone had success stories of walking away from Corporate America to do something completely different?

Always iced coffee season

Sunday Funday

Driving through the aftermath of a snowstorm for a bagel sandwich and iced coffee

Cozy AF

Cuddle Szn

God Bless Lady Gaga. I got out of a work trip I didn't want to go on next year because I had already bought tickets to see The Mayhem Ball!

Seeing Danity Kane next week and may actually pass out when they play Damaged

Not even freezing temps can stop a gay guy from enjoying an iced coffee

Let's circle back to that in the New Year

Will genuinely miss All's Fair every week... incredibly trashy tv. Can't wait for season 2

This scene aired the exact same day Sarah Paulson received her Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame... DESERVED

Low key obsessed with how this turned out

Golden Girls still trendsetters from the grave

Hot take but this is the best part of the Christmas season!

Uncle Duty

Bracing for the Tundra

Cozy Little Christmas - Katy Perry

A coffee shop that doesn't open until 9 shouldn't bother opening at all...

Couldn't be more sat

As expected...

The gay & their top 3 albums of the year so far.

I slept for 13 hours last night, and I think it healed me.

Should I do a full patch work leg sleeve?

Accepting applications for a cuddle buddy. DM for details

Officially bundle up season

Thank you for all the birthday wishes, bloomfies 😘

33 is gonna be a good year

Amy Poehler is the People's Princess

It will never make sense to me that Abracadabra didn't go Top 10 on the Billboard Hot 100. Just shows the chart's metrics don't match impact.

Happy Kelly Clarkson season to all who celebrate!

Hi Bloomfies 😘

N🌲TURE

Hate people who who talk on speaker phone while shopping

Saw Wicked last night. People just like to complain. It was so enjoyable.

I don't understand why people are weird about going to the movies alone. I'm not going to socialize

Not to be dramatic but morning cuddles would fix all of my problems

He was a Sk8er Boi

I mustache you a question

Nothing heals my souls like a Saturday morning iced coffee

All's Fair is fantastic television

Only good thing about this time of year is that I can wrap myself up in 100 blankets each night.

Any other divas out there remember Vonzell Solomon from American Idol? She was robbed

Why did I agree to a first date on Sunday night? Really cutting into my bed rot tome

Plant Dad

It should be illegal to go through self checkout at a grocery store with more than 20 items

Saturday morning shenanigans