You were born for the runway!

Happy Hump Day

I learned love is like a brick you can build a house or sink a dead body

Lonely with a capital H rn

Caught you looking 👀

Who's coming to cuddle tonight?

New hairdo from my nieces

Spring has Sprung 🌼

I could be your girlfriend for the weekend

Bought a joint to enjoy tonight and the cashier gave me this free keychain

Fear I may have gone overboard with the Easter basket for my nieces and nephew

Hulu needs an episode shuffle option

Regret not pulling the trigger on this one at the thrift store

Hadn't realized getting a cat meant I would never go to the bathroom alone again

Petition to eliminate April Fools Day

Obsessed with my new tattoo

The beard has grown in quite nicely

King Milo

Going to Chipotle is truly one of the worst experiences

Next Lisa Kudrow sequel we need

Praying that Lisa Kudrow is the guest on Amy Poehler's podcast this week 🙏

First warm day of the year! ☀️

Ain't that the truth

Cuddle Bug

Someone driving down the street & blasting High Horse by Kacey Musgraves at 8am. Gonna be a good day.

Kelly Clarkson 2028

I had the opportunity to buy Zara Larson tickets on a Black Friday sale for $25 before she blew up, and I didn't pull the trigger. It's sold out and resale is going for $300+ 😵😫😭

My family asking why I'm still single at 33

Well tonight's date was a bust, but at least he paid. A girl's gotta eat 💁‍♂️ Who's up next?

The only benefit of the temperature dropping again is that I can wear cozy sweaters to work for a little longer

Me: You should watch The Comeback. So good & new season soon. Friend: Is that Reba McEntire? ☠️ ☠️ ☠️

My sweet boy

Milo & I praying for an Emma Stone upset

Kathy Bates 😂

6pm on Sundays are the worst part of the week

Pokopia kinda afternoon

St. Patty's is Pride for straight people

Lil coffee walk

Can we to the club? No, we have the club at home

🪩 Disco Darling 🪩

Pretending I'm back in college

He's been glued to me since I walked in the door yesterday ❤️❤️

Best concert of all time

The Category Is: How Bad Do U Want Me

Cheese pull for the record books

I feel like the cop from Scary Movie 3

Beard game still going strong

Golden Hour ☀️

Spring has sprung 🌼

Me too