My job is beach

Daddy 2.0

Call me daddy

Just played Abracadabra, and my straight friend claimed she had never heard the song before.

Preparing for the Nor'easter

Good morning, bloomfies 😘

Enjoying the nice Fall evenings while they last

The Fate of Ophelia.... Opioid Addiction

How are we feeling about the beard?

Was saving these glasses for Rep TV, but since that isn't happening, I decided to use them now #thelifeofashowgirl

What are my bloomfies up to tonight?

I'm addicted

Why I thought Abigail was calling:🤵👰 Why Abigail was actually calling: 🪦☠️ #TheLifeOfAShowgirl #RuinTheFriendship

I hate to say it but I didn't like a lot of the new Taylor album 😕

Feel like a 5 y/o but one of my favorite lil treats is this juice box

Happy Monday! Hope everyone's week is starting off better than mine 😂

Some days feel like a step back, but the overall direction is what matters. Today vs. 2023.

Important question... commit to the beard or go back to the mustache?

There is a special place in hell for verizon

Just started a load of laundry. Wild Friday night

RHONY may be the best show of all time

So tired of men

The new automix feature on Apple Music is sooo cool. Spotify, you have 30 minutes....

Always creating content for the bloomfies 😉

In my Tik Tok Era

No longer an atheist bc i need to believe there's a place in Hell for some people

I just need a dose of the right stuff I just need a hit of your LoveDrug

As a society, we don't talk enough about Beyonce headlining an Austin Powers movie. For real it's one of my favorite movies of all time ♥️

If the multiverse theory is true, somewhere there is a universe where Leslie Knope is real and currently President of the USA. A boy can dream

We don't talk enough about Amy Poehler being a national treasure

It's crazy to me that people work a standard 8-5 job then go home and deal with misbehaving kids

But I got a tattoo for us last week #mayhem #gaga

Sunday's are meant for naps

Omw to Goodwill praying the thrift gods will reward me today

Just listened to the studio version of A Little Bit Alexis for the first time. It pops off

I love Amy Poehler. She loves to keep her listeners on their toes. Guests over the past few weeks: -Aubrey Plaza -Judge Judy -Selena Gomez

Who wants to cuddle?

I'M GOING TO SEE GAGA IN 2026!!!

Listening to a classic this morning

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✨ ✨ ✨ Golden Hour ✨ ✨ ✨ First time feeling confident in my body

The VMAs actually feel like an event worth caring about again

I love being in the shower but hate the act of showering

Listening to The Dead Dance on my stroll through the cemetery 💃 🪩 ☠️

Fit check

Photoshoot in the Target dressing room

iso a passenger princess

Goodnight bloomfies 😘

Found a podcast that is just audio from old episodes of Forensic Files. Perfect noise to fall asleep to

Highway Unicorn