Check ya kitchens

So many half and halfs

Lots of people calling out that Spurs beat Man Utd 4 times last season, not so much chat about the fact they haven't beaten us in any competition since 2022.

On the train to Tottenham and I get sent this photo from my brother who is already there. My hope has mutated into anger.

Left early, hoping for a pizza on the way home. Feels the win is nailed on.

Priced the fans out again. What a club.

Great news Spurs fans, that horrible red logo is staying on our shirts. #neverred #betterdeadthanred #COYS

Anyone in the home ends of the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium right now, I couldn't make it tonight but could you do me a favour and boo them off at half time for me? Ta.

COYS

And now the ref is helping Newcastle out with a last gasp tackle. Fantastic.

Kudus there being booked for being fouled, climbed on and then shoved. How dare he?

Not sure what's worse in this game, the terrible ref, the idiot ITB commentators or the ineffective football from Spurs.

Ok so I got anti-Semitically abused leaving Everton today and as a pro Palestine non Jewish atheist it was a bit odd. Got rushed by some Everton fans who yelled 'free Palestine' at me and then ran off celebrating. I can only assume they assumed all Spurs fans were Zionists. Odd.

Ours. COYS.

It's like a modern stadium but absolutely terrible. COYS.

Fellow Spurs fans help me out. Do I really have to do a 500 mile round trip tomorrow to watch us try to get at least one shit on goal?

A draw away to Monaco is a perfectly respectable result however this game certainly doesn't make me at all excited to be going all the way to Everton v Spurs this weekend.

Just noticed where the Spurs fans are sitting in Monaco, glad I didn't go, think I'm closer to the pitch on my sofa in Oxford.

Anyone checked the odds on Ange Postecoglu taking the Rangers job?

Do we all still believe that Marinakis isn't a "person with significant control"of Nottingham Forest and hasn't been since April?

Ange gone with £4m in his pockets, along with his hands. Good reward for being predictably godawful.

Job shares in football always work don't they? Two Sporting Directors are better than one? Welcome back Don Fabio. COYS.

342 points to get a Spurs away ticket to Everton and those are restricted view? How the hell do they have restricted view at a brand new ground?

I was sure we'd win today, BBC's magic report has current me though. Damn.

Looks like it's north London clubs playing for the league this season and only one of us is from north London. COYS.

Can't start a fire without a spark.

Out the house at 6am for a day in trains to watch the mighty Spurs visit dirty Leeds. COYS

Just get rid of the on field officials already.

Every corner starts with all the Spurs players past the back post, they run in and it's kicked to a Wolves player at the front post under no pressure. rinse and repeat.

Time to sub Xavi off, was a nice experiment but he's not for us.

My feed this morning seems to be full of Man City and Chelsea fans saying that if Kane had left Spurs sooner he'd have won loads of trophies. Maybe if your clubs hadn't cheated and financially doped their way to success he would've won things with Spurs.

So the BBC seem to have seen the Arsenal game and no others. Who pays fees (taxes) and why?

Loads of Spurs fans leaving at half time. Terrible, I'm 9th in the queue at Chick King.

Own Goal for player of the season?

Spurs have messed the ticket prices up again and left the ground half empty. How can they keep getting it so wrong?

Yay, the cost of supporting Spurs

What a keeper, don't come to the lane in red mate.

A great launch to a new era at Spurs where the tickets were so expensive that it's nowhere near a sell out for our first Champions League game in a few years.

Feeling back where we belong. May delete later. COYS

For anyone who doesn't get it, if you still use Twitter (or X) then you are supporting oligarchy funded fascism. If you don't think you are you are mistaken. Be better.

Watching highlights back after the game the disgrace of our first goal being ruled out by incompetent refereeing does not fade. With all the technology they have these days this lack of ability to carry out simple tasks is not acceptable.

Can we have a referee?

Always knew Change For Tottenham were OP

COYS

Thomas Frank on potential incomings "I think we are close to signing someone but I want to speak about the players in the team."

The Spurs website seems to know the future. It's somehow showing us articles from 4 minutes from now

Such a tune. Spurs back at the top table. CHAMPIOOOONNNNNSSSS

In fairness it's been three competitive games since we last won a major European trophy.

Really looking forward to trying to find the best way to get to Kairat vs Spurs in the Champions League