when a poor person uses food stamps for a steak or homeless person spends $5 on a beer, it’s seen as proof that all poor people are so bad with money that they shouldn’t be given any, ever, for any reason. $77 billion out the window, and zuck’s legacy as a safe government contract bet is secure.

billionaires are smart and good at business that's why they have a billion dollars.

As if I needed one more reason to not give even a quarter of a fuck about FIFA.

AT&T just cut DEI in order to get deals done, just like TMobile, Verizon and others. FCC now stands for Fuck Citizens of Color.

(Garfield thinking) “Look at these bug-eyed baddies. I wonder how John is gonna fumble this one.”

On a related note: buy books. Buy actual books. Buy actual books you can put in a stack so when someone comes to your place you can make them look at the stack and behold your books. The truth is buying one book can make your life better, and you can do it *over and over* and no one can stop you.

Mad Men 4K

Seems like a good time for people who look like me to get louder about the people who don't. FUCK. WHITE. NATIONALISM.

follow your dreams 😌 #art #comic

You must complete the ancient ritual to awaken sleeping giants. #FortniteSeven #FortniteZeroHour

What is the greatest Thanksgiving movie, and why is it "Planes, Trains, and Automobiles"?

"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

Here’s a list of people that should be in jail.

CRIMINAL: please, I have a family BATMAN: [starts beating the shit out of him even harder]

Happy Thanksgiving Everyone! In this time of growing Christian Nationalism, it is important to remember the *real* history of Thanksgiving. The Puritans didn't just come to the New World to flee persecution, they came here so they could be the ones doing the persecution.

BREAKING: Trump pardons turkey who appeared 28 times on Epstein flight logs

Google can eat farts for this.

Look, I don't say this any more succinctly, so I'm just gonna say it: I fucking love graham crackers. Good to finally have that off my chest.

Black Betty had a can. Ham in can. That damn thing is Spam. Spam is ham. Whoah, Black Betty, Spam is ham. Whoah, Black Betty, ham in can.

Waiiiit... were JK Rowling's wizards THOSE kind of "wizards" all along?

epstein emails released and everyone coming out as a pedophile to defend donald trump

It's been a while since I've shared anything on here, so here is an unused piece of music from my #DreamsPS5 game "WHITE LIGHT". It's called "The Joy", and was written for a segment of the game I totally shit-canned. I may revisit it in something else later, though. #music #gamemusic #indiedev

According to Fox News, if you are a racist Young Republican you are still a "kid" when you are 34, but if you are an Epstein victim, you are an adult when you're 15.

Been finally giving The Darkness a deep-dive lately. Enjoy this fucking excellent song.

Remember when Dan Quayle added an e to potato and became the only fucking thing people remembered about him? Like, if you type 'dan quayle' into your search bar, it'll probably add potato as the first suggestion. Let's go back to that world, please. Let's make dumb-fuck politicians national jokes.

At the same time the NY Times was hyping Hillary Clinton's emails, it had a reporter with emails from Jeffrey Epstein that were highly damaging to Trump. The more NYT apologists try to minimize this the clearer it becomes that they don't understand why much of the public doesn't trust legacy media.

When you have to check if it’s The Onion or a real headline.

Fellas, we might really be doomed if a guy name EROS can't even find it.

This guy is going THROUGH IT

Can we just take a minute and acknowledge that our POTUS is right OUT IN THE OPEN lobbying Congressional members to vote against releasing the Epstein files?! Like... what the fuck else does anyone even need to know?

if nothing else I get why idiot rich people want AI to write their emails for them

Naming my next kid "Valued Customer" so they feel like this world is truly speaking to them

It was 76 degrees here yesterday, it's in the 40s now, and it's supposed to drop into the 20s overnight. My entire fucking body is screaming. I'm so glad climate change is a myth though, and that this is never going to happen again. Nope. This was just a one-time, freak occurrence, for sure.

lol she got his ass and he knows it

Instead of trying to buy votes for $2000 a pop, that asshole should just stop fighting the release of the fucking SNAP benefits for the people who are depending on them. Do an actual good, leader-adjacent thing, you useless piece of shit.

if you are food insecure for both the humans and pets in your household there is a tool called Pet Help Finder that can help locate pet food banks nearby and other free or reduced price assistance and supplies for pets. no one, ABSOLUTELY NO ONE, should have to give up their pet bc of this.

I think a thing we'll learn tonight is that people fucking hate what is going on and they will straight ticket vote against anyone involved in starving people while pillaging the country and kidnapping their neighbors. I don't think it matters at all who that person is.

I would rather masturbate with a cheese grater

If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE

Oh no I can’t get ahead I can’t get a good job I can’t pay rent, you know who is to blame for this? Fucking kids having popsicles. Yeah you’d be a millionaire otherwise you muppet ass poor person blamer

Oh no a child has a treat once in awhile who the fuck cares you fucking Zazoo bird motherfucker is that impacting your life in a negative way

“Oh poor people can buy popsicles with food stamps” shut the fuck up the government gives perverts a trillion dollars in government money each year for pervert factories for billionaires the fucking popsicles are none of your fuckin business

Fine Young Cannibals is playing in my head but the lyrics are: He drives Miss Daisy, Ooh ooh, Like no one else, Ooh ooh, He drives Miss Daisy, 'Cause she can't drive herself. I need help. Send money.