I am happy to announce that the global zine project I wrote something for is finally out, pay what you like (even $0 if you are broke). My son also wrote something and tbh, I like his piece better than mine. #zines #art #slart

That’s where old people go to relive their rave days. #underworld

I saved a large spotted salamander from the pool today. I thought it was dead but after a minute on the ground, he walked away. #salamander

Speaking of books, here’s a quote from my son who is 11. “Here’s a weird fact: reading a book is staring at a dirty dead tree and hallucinating.” #books #reading

I have no idea how most of my followers found me but let’s call it kismet.

Normal people exist, but you aren’t one of them or you wouldn’t be reading this

I’m excited to announce that we finally got a squirrel to put her head inside the gnome face and got some pictures.

I guess we are done with snow for a while.

Now if we can just get him to face the camera. #squirrel

I just want to thank all of you for not including me on a group text. #nothanks

I found a strawberry in the shape of a heart.

Musk’s status as a “special government employee” limits him to 130 days in the executive branch. However, despite working daily—documented by his own X posts—they claim he only works one day a week, effectively stretching his limit to 130 weeks. This needs to be brought to Congress—please share.

The sky was pink tonight. Is this a good omen?

Some days when I visit my old home in NYC I miss the little things.

This is the shortest version of the story, chopped into pieces for an international zine by SLART. The full piece will appear in Negative Capabilty #6, coming 2025. Srsly, you should quit.

I listen to this song almost every day and had no idea what they looked like. Just assumed they were French. Ceci n'est pas un cliché.

A Keith Haring at the Luna Luna exhibit in NYC.

Not to jinx it but so far I am immortal.

It’s been nice and cold for a while now.

I’m really going to try to make this my platform of choice. Sorry, Friendster. #oldaf

I deleted my Twitter and Threads. Next up, less meta, more indie. #fuckelmo

It’s hard to be optimistic rn.

I deleted the Twitter app but will probably just cyber squat my name so no one else can take it. Fuck Zuck and Elmo. #walkaway

@hillmurray.bsky.social congrats on the new TV show! Can’t wait to see it.

Here is something funny I wrote for my zine. It’s about what an asshole Rick Springfield is. You should read it. negcap.com/negcap-5/fuc... #fuckrickspringfield #onehitwonder #zines

I hardly apologize. Here is a sincere one. negcap.com/negcap-6/sin...

This is Negative Capability in action.

I have always wanted a good, organic nickname and last year I got two. Then I wrote about it. negcap.com/negcap-6/not...

What a useful idiot. #elmo #occupymars

Don’t annoy me. I have no patience for it. #honesty

This place will be fine if the scammers get banned.

Last night my teen asked me if I liked America. I said, "Well, it's complicated," and he said, "The band America." "Oh, I like them a lot, reminds me of riding in the car with my dad when I was a kid." Now he is listening to America in the shower and learning the words. #america

I guess I will post here more if I move the app to my Home Screen. #fuckelmo

Fantasy vs reality

Even if I have no followers and no time to post, at least I'm not giving money to literal Nazis. That's the bare minimum at this point.

Honestly, what could be worse than Twitter? Always fuckin’ hated it.