Paradise might be Big Sean’s greatest work. He really was in his bag.

Might be time to open up the vault and share all the x rated pics I got. My collection is elite. No caucasity either

I stay with a 10, she Aaliyah 🙂‍↕️

Speak to kids like adults. If there’s information they shouldn’t know, tell them to ask about it again in 20 minutes. I guarantee they’ll forget what they wanted to ask you.

which is why I don't bother anymore

That illusion of choice caused by social media & dating apps has done a lot of harm. Gotta do it old-school & meet ppl out & about at social events

Not proud of myself today I just ate a giant Turkey Tom from Jimmy John’s…all in one sitting.

Ultimate spider man is truly one of the best comic book runs

They can never make me hate you big breakfast with hotcakes from McDonald’s

Nobody takes the time to actually get to know people, and fall in love If the vibe ain’t perfect from the first text, you got no chance

Teachers want to combat AI MAKE PEOPLE DO ASSIGNMENTS ON PAPER. MAKE THEM DO ASSIGNMENTS ON PAPER IN FRONT OF YOU.

No Malice really didn’t curse once on Ace Trumpets. Every reference was crazy.

25 w no kids let’s make it to 30!

People who want to FaceTime or talk OTP all the time can’t read and u can’t convince me otherwise.

Happy Pride

Hit a lot of nerves.

“I’m dating for marriage” -the single mother of 2.

Good morning. Sugar does not go in grits. Have a great day.

That boy fabricating an argument with an AI generated Halle clone……. and still losing the argument is peak loser behavior.

Doe Boy deserves more attention and praise.

22 solo flight to LA!

MexikoDro is what we need rn.

Being a Mavs fan right now has to be insane. Like you’re 99% happy, but 1% mad that they’re getting away with it?

The Draft Lottery just saved Nico Harrison’s job.

The lord is my shepherd, he know what I want

Tried banana peppers in my gyro plate for the first time. Will be doing that again that shit was fire

I’m never drinking again I can’t even eat breakfast bruh

Protect Burkina Faso

BRING BACK ASSASINATIONS

I remember making plans for my ex because he got pulled over so much…even when I was driving we still got pulled over a lot…don’t let it be a black cop…lawd…I used to be shaking..

I hope the Nichols family pays attention to an important case in Ohio. Somebody kill my son, I’m killing them.

Black cops are bastards too y’all. Never forget.

Had Alicia Keys called my phone talking like that on You Don’t Know My Name, I would’ve been on the mf way before she hung up.

now I’m back on deck so shawty what the FUCK you want?

If you see this, post the most recent photo of yourself from your camera roll. No cheating! Me after a hard day at the office.

Nowadays just wanting a single woman without a kid is controversial. I ain’t got no kids.

Hungry but don’t want to cook nothing or order nothing.

Why did boosie know his homeboy just did that??

White culture is stealing, abuse, and then gaslighting everyone else to make them believe they deserved to be stolen from and abused.

Videos is cool but them nude pictures do it for me every time

“What’s your dream job” oh baby I don’t dream of labor that sounds ghetto as hell.

Tuesday is tomorrow. Ladies of Bluesky, do not disappoint!

Tyler Shough is this years Will Levis

As long as we all in agreement that pineapple don’t go on pizza idc

The saddest part of TayK story is that he really could’ve blew up as a rapper. Like truly talented. Just dumb as hell and a crash out.

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wtf is going on with my dating life it’s just weird bitch after weird bitch