I wanted to make the most of my last LittlePawz. How’d I do? (please say I did a good job 🥺)

Messy Monday? Never heard of her.

It’s kind of lame how daycare (my job) makes me do big kids things (also my job) just so I can pay for num nums and my nursery (food and shelter). Don’t they know I should be playing with my stuffies and filling my pamps (playing with my stuffies and filling my pamps).

Benny, hold my calls and set my out of office message. Out of office message: “a-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh… if need me call daddy”

Can’t even get all my daycare clothes off before baby brain kicks in these days. I guess I’m just too little to manage it on my own.

This is a dance off. If you see this, repost a dance.

Can confirm! I heard from a, uh, really good source! 👉👈

I’m THIS many today! *holds up no fingers* Benny got me the best gift: morning cuddles and a best buddy 🧸🥳🎁

I relate very much to busy little beavers. Fun fact: baby beavers are adorable and needy 🦫🍼

If you told this little kiddo that one day there would be a Pixar movie starring beavers, he wouldn’t believe you. 💡🦫

I always chose Squirtle as my starter in the original games. I felt Charmander was for tough sporty boys 🦎, Bulbasaur was for scrappy naughty boys 🪷, and Squirtle was for soft boys who used their manners 🐢 Did anyone else pick their starter because it matched their little self?

Benny made sure I put my first TinyTails to the test. I’ve included his findings below: “East has a stinky baby butt.” 🧸 Hey, wait! 😰

Hot tip: when your little’s pamp is this soggy it just means they worked extra hard at daycare. Also, they deserve a treat. Probably a new toy 🧸🦖

Okay, I’ll hide first, but you gotta plug your nose. No cheating! 🫣

Bro, it’s Messy Monday. Are you even packing your pamps?

No time for potty breaks when my favourite movie is on. 🧸🍼🤠👨‍🚀

A big thank you to the two furries my family and I saw walking the boardwalk while out to dinner this evening. My mother has gained some new knowledge she wished she didn’t know, and I have a new fun memory.

It’s a good thing the camera only sees from the waist up. Otherwise my friends at daycare would have lots of questions…

I’m so baby brained I forgot to get you a Christmas gift! So I made you one 🎁

Benny hasn’t let me go since I got home, but that’s okay. I haven’t let him go either 🍼🧸🫂

Benny and I are wishing everyone a Merry Christmas! We’re apart this year, but in a few days we’ll be reunited for epic cuddles while I show him all my presents 🧸🎄

Only two more sleeps until Santa brings Benny and I lots of presents! But I may have got too excited and left him a present myself 🫣 📹: Benny 🧸

My Spider-Man jammies help protect me from villainous leaks. Okay, Benny protects me, too. Okay, also my boosted Megamax. 🧸🍼🕷️🕸️

Benny and I love midday naps with our beaver buddies 🧸🦫🍼

No cheating, post your lock screen.

As a Canadian baby, I need this set 🫎🍼

Sorry, I can’t change right now, my cartoons are on. Try again later.

Throwback Thursday to my first Bluesky post 2 years ago. I was still new to sharing anything like this online, and really nervous. Luckily, I’ve met some amazing people I get to call friends. I’m the most me I’ve ever been, and it’s because of this wonderful community 🫶🏻🧸

I may have to be a grown up sometimes, but I’ll never truly grow up 🧸🪐

🚫 No paci: unfocused, distracted, playing games on my phone. ✅ With paci: focused, locked in, getting tons of work done. As you can see, babies do their best work when they’re babies.

Back home with my bestie where I belong 🧸🍼

I’ve been visiting home the last few days, and lacking in thick thirsty pamps. Scrolling through here has me TOO HUFFY 😭 You’ve all plotted against me I’m sure of it 😡

ngl.link/eastcoastabdl I’m sick and bored! Ask me questions 🤧

What if we skipped daycare and watched movies in the playroom?

I didn’t make it 🙈

Done work, fresh pamp, softest friends, still dry. Kinda big?

👉🏻👈🏻 I was distracted playing video games and leaked in my jammies 😓

Step 1: Nighttime diaper stays on Step 2: ….. Step 3: Buh 🍼

I couldn’t possibly be a big baby. Do big babies wear plain white pamps? Didn’t think so.

Some say I’m a rebel for wearing the Owlnights during the day. I just say I’m a big baby 🍼

If you’ve never had @brositter.bsky.social poke around in your ear, now’s your chance! You won’t regret it 💙🧡💛

Everyone’s a tough guy until they notice Winnie the Pooh is playing on the TV 🧸🍼

Big recommend of you ever wanted all your buttons pushed in all the right way! You won’t regret it. Probably because you’ll be a dumb diaper boy afterward, but you still won’t regret it.

I’ve been dreaming and dreaming about the Bedtime Baby onesie from @onesiesdownunder.com for super duper long, and I finally got one! I couldn’t be more in love 💜💛

Happy Hump Day 🫣🐸🧸

Another sing-along, kiddos! 🎶 How stinky’s that baby in the window? The one with the squishable bum! 🎶

Sing along if you know the words! 🎶 If you’re happy and you know it smoosh your pamps 🎶

Cuddly bear, don’t care 🧸

Daddy said if I cross paths with a wild sog monster I should appear big and threatening to scare it away. How am I doing?

To the surprise of no one, I lost this round.