This is a dance off. If you see this, repost a dance.

Can confirm! I heard from a, uh, really good source! 👉👈

I’m THIS many today! *holds up no fingers* Benny got me the best gift: morning cuddles and a best buddy 🧸🥳🎁

I relate very much to busy little beavers. Fun fact: baby beavers are adorable and needy 🦫🍼

If you told this little kiddo that one day there would be a Pixar movie starring beavers, he wouldn’t believe you. 💡🦫

I always chose Squirtle as my starter in the original games. I felt Charmander was for tough sporty boys 🦎, Bulbasaur was for scrappy naughty boys 🪷, and Squirtle was for soft boys who used their manners 🐢 Did anyone else pick their starter because it matched their little self?

Benny made sure I put my first TinyTails to the test. I’ve included his findings below: “East has a stinky baby butt.” 🧸 Hey, wait! 😰

Hot tip: when your little’s pamp is this soggy it just means they worked extra hard at daycare. Also, they deserve a treat. Probably a new toy 🧸🦖

Okay, I’ll hide first, but you gotta plug your nose. No cheating! 🫣

Bro, it’s Messy Monday. Are you even packing your pamps?

No time for potty breaks when my favourite movie is on. 🧸🍼🤠👨‍🚀

A big thank you to the two furries my family and I saw walking the boardwalk while out to dinner this evening. My mother has gained some new knowledge she wished she didn’t know, and I have a new fun memory.

It’s a good thing the camera only sees from the waist up. Otherwise my friends at daycare would have lots of questions…

I’m so baby brained I forgot to get you a Christmas gift! So I made you one 🎁

Benny hasn’t let me go since I got home, but that’s okay. I haven’t let him go either 🍼🧸🫂

Benny and I are wishing everyone a Merry Christmas! We’re apart this year, but in a few days we’ll be reunited for epic cuddles while I show him all my presents 🧸🎄

Only two more sleeps until Santa brings Benny and I lots of presents! But I may have got too excited and left him a present myself 🫣 📹: Benny 🧸

My Spider-Man jammies help protect me from villainous leaks. Okay, Benny protects me, too. Okay, also my boosted Megamax. 🧸🍼🕷️🕸️

Benny and I love midday naps with our beaver buddies 🧸🦫🍼

No cheating, post your lock screen.

As a Canadian baby, I need this set 🫎🍼

Sorry, I can’t change right now, my cartoons are on. Try again later.

Throwback Thursday to my first Bluesky post 2 years ago. I was still new to sharing anything like this online, and really nervous. Luckily, I’ve met some amazing people I get to call friends. I’m the most me I’ve ever been, and it’s because of this wonderful community 🫶🏻🧸

I may have to be a grown up sometimes, but I’ll never truly grow up 🧸🪐

🚫 No paci: unfocused, distracted, playing games on my phone. ✅ With paci: focused, locked in, getting tons of work done. As you can see, babies do their best work when they’re babies.

Back home with my bestie where I belong 🧸🍼

I’ve been visiting home the last few days, and lacking in thick thirsty pamps. Scrolling through here has me TOO HUFFY 😭 You’ve all plotted against me I’m sure of it 😡

ngl.link/eastcoastabdl I’m sick and bored! Ask me questions 🤧

What if we skipped daycare and watched movies in the playroom?

I didn’t make it 🙈

Done work, fresh pamp, softest friends, still dry. Kinda big?

👉🏻👈🏻 I was distracted playing video games and leaked in my jammies 😓

Step 1: Nighttime diaper stays on Step 2: ….. Step 3: Buh 🍼

I couldn’t possibly be a big baby. Do big babies wear plain white pamps? Didn’t think so.

Some say I’m a rebel for wearing the Owlnights during the day. I just say I’m a big baby 🍼

If you’ve never had @brositter.bsky.social poke around in your ear, now’s your chance! You won’t regret it 💙🧡💛

Everyone’s a tough guy until they notice Winnie the Pooh is playing on the TV 🧸🍼

Big recommend of you ever wanted all your buttons pushed in all the right way! You won’t regret it. Probably because you’ll be a dumb diaper boy afterward, but you still won’t regret it.

I’ve been dreaming and dreaming about the Bedtime Baby onesie from @onesiesdownunder.com for super duper long, and I finally got one! I couldn’t be more in love 💜💛

Happy Hump Day 🫣🐸🧸

Another sing-along, kiddos! 🎶 How stinky’s that baby in the window? The one with the squishable bum! 🎶

Sing along if you know the words! 🎶 If you’re happy and you know it smoosh your pamps 🎶

Cuddly bear, don’t care 🧸

Daddy said if I cross paths with a wild sog monster I should appear big and threatening to scare it away. How am I doing?

To the surprise of no one, I lost this round.

Oh cool, a treasure map! A secret Baby Booty?! My first mate Benny and I will find the treasure, don’t you worry! We’ve got our Ahoy Matey! onesie from @onesiesdownunder.com to keep us snug on our adventure.

Apparently the sound of running water can help you pee. I came prepared, though. Just in case.

Potty training? Just watch, little bro. You can be a big boy and still make pushies in your big soggy diapers like me. Umm, can you maybe help your big bro with changies?👉🏻👈🏻

Proof that I’m actually big and a grown-up 🙎🏻‍♂️ Just normal adult clothes that don’t crinkle when I move.

Benny and I worked really hard at daycare today, so we’ve earned a cozy nap 😴 🧸