My Spider-Man jammies help protect me from villainous leaks. Okay, Benny protects me, too. Okay, also my boosted Megamax. 🧸🍼🕷️🕸️

Benny and I love midday naps with our beaver buddies 🧸🦫🍼

No cheating, post your lock screen.

As a Canadian baby, I need this set 🫎🍼

Sorry, I can’t change right now, my cartoons are on. Try again later.

Throwback Thursday to my first Bluesky post 2 years ago. I was still new to sharing anything like this online, and really nervous. Luckily, I’ve met some amazing people I get to call friends. I’m the most me I’ve ever been, and it’s because of this wonderful community 🫶🏻🧸

I may have to be a grown up sometimes, but I’ll never truly grow up 🧸🪐

🚫 No paci: unfocused, distracted, playing games on my phone. ✅ With paci: focused, locked in, getting tons of work done. As you can see, babies do their best work when they’re babies.

Back home with my bestie where I belong 🧸🍼

I’ve been visiting home the last few days, and lacking in thick thirsty pamps. Scrolling through here has me TOO HUFFY 😭 You’ve all plotted against me I’m sure of it 😡

ngl.link/eastcoastabdl I’m sick and bored! Ask me questions 🤧

What if we skipped daycare and watched movies in the playroom?

I didn’t make it 🙈

Done work, fresh pamp, softest friends, still dry. Kinda big?

👉🏻👈🏻 I was distracted playing video games and leaked in my jammies 😓

Step 1: Nighttime diaper stays on Step 2: ….. Step 3: Buh 🍼

I couldn’t possibly be a big baby. Do big babies wear plain white pamps? Didn’t think so.

Some say I’m a rebel for wearing the Owlnights during the day. I just say I’m a big baby 🍼

If you’ve never had @brositter.bsky.social poke around in your ear, now’s your chance! You won’t regret it 💙🧡💛

Everyone’s a tough guy until they notice Winnie the Pooh is playing on the TV 🧸🍼

Big recommend of you ever wanted all your buttons pushed in all the right way! You won’t regret it. Probably because you’ll be a dumb diaper boy afterward, but you still won’t regret it.

I’ve been dreaming and dreaming about the Bedtime Baby onesie from @onesiesdownunder.com for super duper long, and I finally got one! I couldn’t be more in love 💜💛

Happy Hump Day 🫣🐸🧸

Another sing-along, kiddos! 🎶 How stinky’s that baby in the window? The one with the squishable bum! 🎶

Sing along if you know the words! 🎶 If you’re happy and you know it smoosh your pamps 🎶

Cuddly bear, don’t care 🧸

Daddy said if I cross paths with a wild sog monster I should appear big and threatening to scare it away. How am I doing?

To the surprise of no one, I lost this round.

Oh cool, a treasure map! A secret Baby Booty?! My first mate Benny and I will find the treasure, don’t you worry! We’ve got our Ahoy Matey! onesie from @onesiesdownunder.com to keep us snug on our adventure.

Apparently the sound of running water can help you pee. I came prepared, though. Just in case.

Potty training? Just watch, little bro. You can be a big boy and still make pushies in your big soggy diapers like me. Umm, can you maybe help your big bro with changies?👉🏻👈🏻

Proof that I’m actually big and a grown-up 🙎🏻‍♂️ Just normal adult clothes that don’t crinkle when I move.

Benny and I worked really hard at daycare today, so we’ve earned a cozy nap 😴 🧸

It’s night night for Benny and I, and way past our bedtime. Luckily we have each other to snuggle with 😴🧸

💦 HELP 💦

Thank goodness I work from home. Otherwise the office would be pretty stinky 🧸😖

Going to build some room decor with my friends. Wanna join?

Too early for Messy Monday? Please, I’m too smol, I can’t tell time 🤷🏻‍♂️

Back together with my bestie 🧸🍼💕

Alright, kiddo, do you remember what I taught you? Make sure you show your big pamps, get in position, and *hnnng* make your BIG PUSHIES! Pack those pamps like your big bro!

After years of working from home, Luke finally got called back into the office. There was only one problem - he’d just spent the last 4 years backsliding out of potty training What was he gonna do?! Wear thick, noticeable diapers to the office? “F-fuck” he huffed @riverwearsdiapers.bsky.social

I can scratch off airport diaper changes from my baby bucket list! (I was very stressed and very brave, will be accepting head pats)

Big big big thank you to @alexlil.bsky.social for helping this baby stay padded on his last day exploring Montreal 🥰

Friends! I’m in Montreal, and need some recommendations for some fun things to do 🙏🏻 I’m sans padding and need some distractions 🥲

Age appropriate programming for little diaper cucks like me 🧸🍼

Saturday nights of big boy drinks and soggy pamps means Sunday mornings of tummy time and pushes.

Don’t you hate it when someone sneaks into your room, spills water on your butt, and by the time you notice it’s half dried already? Yeah me too. Really gotta find out who keeps doing it…

Physically I’m visiting family, but mentally I’m here 🧸🍼🦕

This week’s BDF is actually Birthday Friday for this kiddo 🥳 Lots of love to you all who help me feel younger as I keep getting older ❤️

Turns out I’m not grown up at all! I’m just a big baby 🧸🍼🙈